MiltonPowers

Twins Basil! Twins!
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"She pushes against me outside of class, to try and improve my performance :sneaky:"
"We've had some differences, but we could always put the matter to bed :sneaky:"
These are all very clever puns, I am enjoying them (no, not sarcasm).

But it's Tybalt. I think I'd just say, "your mother fucked me senseless, now go to your fucking room, you're grounded."
 

Better Cock Spock

Half Vulcan, Half Simp
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These are all very clever puns, I am enjoying them (no, not sarcasm).

But it's Tybalt. I think I'd just say, "your mother fucked me senseless, now go to your fucking room, you're grounded."
Damn it Milton you ruined it! I was going to keep it going as long as possible before saying "I'm your mother's favorite student. You could say that I'm like a son to her, and she's my mommy... in fact, I've actually been inside her pussy."
 
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