Okay... one more try at figuring out who took the Cathy Cluck.
I think it was Sally with the help of Tim Curry (dressed as Frankenfurter) in the women's locker room using her cell phone with the flash and sound disabled.
(everyone run with me to the women's locker room)
While Sally grabbed the photo, Tim made a surprise appearance as Frankenfurter thus creating a distraction. While some female students were upset by this, Wendy and company immediately began a protest defending Tim's rights to self identify as a woman and thus be in the locker room. Adding to this bedlam were Troy, Chad and Dawe all trying to get Tim's autograph. Chad and Troy for obvious reason. Dawe, it will soon be revealed is a repressed homosexual (say that the way Tim would) who loves wearing women's underwear while pretending to be Herbert Hoover. Aerith just though she misplaced all that underwear with all the guys she's been fucking and never made the connection that Dawe was stealing it from her along with select pairs of fishnet stockings.
(everyone run to the dorms, remember to take small steps)
This allowed the diminutive Sally to slip out the back door of the women's locker room completely unnoticed. She then rushed back to Magnar with the DIGital PHOtograph (say it like Tim would), which took 1.5x longer travel time do to her adorable phat bottomed halfling body. Thus completing the Quest Magnar had assigned to her (people who play Dungeons and Gremlins call them Quests, not Missions).
(everyone run over to the DIK mansion, again, short steps)
However... when the picture began to widely circulate on posters curtesy of Beth, Avery and assorted bitches, Cathy's career as a teacher was cut tragically short. This, as it turns out left Sally in a bit of a pinch (seriously, read this all in Tim Curry's voice) as she's actually not a high IQ student but only slightly above average whom Cathy had been privately tutoring. Magnar, realizing his ertwhile GF was actualy of subpar intelligence dismissed her as a follower leaving Sally adrift in the cruel seas of collegiate society. She found herself washed ashore at the DIKs parties where she began to realize the natives were not so hostile or degenerate as she had been led to believe. With the MC even helping her with a lab assignment, Sally is being forced to rethink her entire life and how deeply she regrets her role in Cathy's humiliation.
And you may be wondering how DPC got Tim Curry to appear in a small project like this... but you forget how much Tim Curry likes doing low budget projects (and also how often he needs the paycheck). I mean who could forget his performance in Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3!
(Co-staring a young Gina Carano no less)
So... did I miss anything?
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