funkymonkeyjedi
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The one who raped an innocent fruit.
Innocent my ass. The fruit was totally asking for it, with that flirty lingerie it put on.![]()
That watermelon is innocent, its only purpose was to be eaten by people not to to put any underwear, engagement ring, picture and hair then be raped by Tyball. It lose it's innocence because of that peace of shit.
Ehh, that was just more elaborate way to put some filling in it. We see in the game that Tybalt does eat his watermelons eventually, he just likes them to have a more refined taste.
Cum-flavored watermelon. Bet you'd make a pretty penny selling that.
That watermelon is a dirty slut and Tyball is it one and only client,
it was never suppose to happen but one day while Tyballs was pleasing himself using Jill's panties there was a watermelon in his room. Tyball was happy stroking his little cock wrap around Jill's panties when he look at the watermelon it was just sitting there like a good melon one would think but no this melon was horny as fuck. As Tyball look at the watermelon it reminded him of someone, Jill, he could see her big ass in the melon wiggling for him to take her. And then it happen a happen that never should had happen but it did and the melon said fuck me you fool use me like you would that bitch. Tyball didn't get very far into the melon but the feeling was bliss for him at last he was in his Jillamelon. He lost control and fuck her like he been dreaming of, the Jillamelon moan with him she never felt anything like it before Tyball filled her with cum 4 seconds later. The Jillamelon said "forget her I'm all you need give me your seed". Tybalt got up to clean himself when he return was just in time to see JB stealing the melon and eating it![]()
This entire discussion could have been boiled down to just this question;He's done this before... many times. I believe there is a shelter for battered and abused watermelons in that town and he's the primary violator. I think we all know where he picked up this disgusting habit.. HE LEARNED IT AT HOME!
Who here, other than Joshy92, still enjoys watermelon?
I sure as fuck don't.
And we can thank DPC for the watermelon market going bankrupt.