"Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." Gene Fowler
DPC: Let's do an AL prequel!
DPC: Let's not.
DPC: Well, I'll still do a Liam stand-in.
DPC: and a douchie rommie, and a stalker redhead...
DPC: Maybe I should make it a prequel.
DPC: No, I won't.
DPC: But there still needs to be a evil mastermind conspiring in the background!
DPC: Or maybe this works better as a throw away line by a dumb goofy character?
DPC: I'll get back to it after character design.
DPC: A long red hair, waving through the side of her face and over her shoulders.
DPC: Perfect! So perfect I'll do the exact same thing on the short haired blonde!
DPC: Not perfect... Maybe if I diminish the volume?
DPC: Better. Now, if I keep the red bangs and put the rest in a ponytail...
DPC: Great! Tho, I miss the anarchy hair...
DPC: Back to the OG hair, no, no, reverse, ponytail again.
DPC: Now to a classy, curvy brunette with long pink nails.
DPC: and a classical pianist.
DPC: Damn! She can't play piano with those nails! Back to the preview renders.
DPC: Now shrinking down those na... Wow! Too much makeup! There you go.
DPC: Since I'm at it, might tweak her hair a bit, cause hair is definitely not the most complex and frustrating part of a CG artist's job.
DPC: I feel I'm forgetting something...
DPC: The conspiracy! Yes, the dumb buff character conspiracy!
DPC: Wait, that's wrong, how can a dumb buff conspire?
DPC: No, he is being blackmailed, yes.
DPC: Except he is not, because he's just dumb and didn't put 2'n'2 together.
DPC: and his girlfriend is all wrong.
DPC: She needs more booty. [command: add 20% booty]
DPC: Way too much booty, take a bit of it. [command: subtract 30% booty]
DPC: Wait! What am I thinking? There is no such thing as "too much booty". [command: add ∞ booty]
DPC: Baboons couldn't handle this much booty, let's take it all out. [command: purge booty]
DPC: Well, not all of it. [command: gimme reasonable booty]
DPC: About that hair...
Gene: OH SHUT UP AND JUST BLEED YOUR FOREHEAD!