I always do the Shooter McGavin. It's funny. It's even funnier with the dildo helmet lol.
I'm acutely aware I'm somewhat odd of a person, but never did see things like that as either funny, or having a point.
All you're doing is elevating the importance of the target by your efforts. Treat them like you would everyone else, or ignore altogether if you can't do that.
They don't matter. Don't act in a way that gives them any validation. Only insecure individuals need to attempt any show of dominance.
Shit, this is why I keep away from the boards. Look at me spewing life advice on a porn piracy site.
Edit: How do I go about facepalming my own post?
Edit2: By the by, men who are primarily attracted to facial features and a smile do exist.