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lemonfreak

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Wait wut? Why bring her penis into this? Leave her penis alone, it's MINE!

Expanding on my clone theory, the Burgmeisters created clones and sends them off to different families for grooming.
Lynette does not exist, MC is a baby that came out of a vat. Tommy is the same and the story about him being Monica's son is just a cover up story. Survival of the fittest! The one who came out top will inherit the Burgmeister inheritance!
You've seen the picture and think it's yours? :LOL:

That's an even crazier fan theory than mine and I wrote that as a joke :ROFLMAO:
 
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flippityflop

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Expanding on my clone theory, the Burgmeisters created clones and sends them off to different families for grooming.
Lynette does not exist, MC is a baby that came out of a vat. Tommy is the same and the story about him being Monica's son is just a cover up story. Survival of the fittest! The one who came out top will inherit the Burgmeister inheritance!
This still doesn't explain how Jill's penis fits into all this (No pun intended. I'm fucking serious).
And don't you dare telling me this has nothing to do with Jill's penis. It's always been about Jill's penis!
 

AvatarStormBringer

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This still doesn't explain how Jill's penis fits into all this (No pun intended. I'm fucking serious).
And don't you dare telling me this has nothing to do with Jill's penis. It's always been about Jill's penis!
But but... I don't even know why you brought up THE PENIS in the first place? I double checked and I don't think I quoted wrongly
 

ExDeath730

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This still doesn't explain how Jill's penis fits into all this (No pun intended. I'm fucking serious).
And don't you dare telling me this has nothing to do with Jill's penis. It's always been about Jill's penis!
Since we're going with some crack theories now, i'm gonna back AvatarStormBringer up!
Jill is another of the clones, but because of some ancient crazy rich family rituals, she was sent as a child to be raised by the Royce. Since they wanted a girl, she was always pumped with estrogen and used the family fuck you money for plastic surgeries to look like she is today!

Now that's a penis Jill theory right there! :cool:

Now i'm gonna take off my tin foil hat. :LUL:
 

lemonfreak

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THE TRUTH, my friend. The truth. /s

But seriously i'm still baffled that there is a futa Jill theory. :ROFLMAO:
A lot of us like trans girls and futas and Jill, for a long time, wasn't shown fully nude so there existed sufficient doubt about her gender, as long as you ignore the fact that DPC has said he wouldn't be including trans girls or futas.
 

AvatarStormBringer

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Since we're going with some crack theories now, i'm gonna back AvatarStormBringer up!
Jill is another of the clones, but because of some ancient crazy rich family rituals, she was sent as a child to be raised by the Royce. Since they wanted a girl, she was always pumped with estrogen and used the family fuck you money for plastic surgeries to look like she is today!

Now that's a penis Jill theory right there! :cool:

Now i'm gonna take off my tin foil hat. :LUL:
In my theory both Jilll AND Sage are clones. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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AvatarStormBringer

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Quinn doesn't have any tattoos. I checked thoroughly.
OMG, it's her brother! :eek:

Calling it now, reference me later. ;)



Your avatar says different.
I was about to say that's a flashback and that's Quinn before her sex change and tattoo transplant but I think I should stop here and get more coffee.
 
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