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Well shit. On the one hand, that should be fun. On the other hand, the tennis minigame to me is what D&G is to most of you. Absolutely hated it. The way they hold the racquets and swing also just triggers my internal ComicBookGuy as someone who played tennis.

But more boobies swinging is never bad, I guess.


The might be 20+ now but s/he wasn't when the pictures were taken

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Man, ol' Churchill had that "I'm a goddamn pimp and you know it" smugness even as a baby, huh.
 

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What have we here, a tennis match in doubles - mc and Bella vs. Jill and tybalt. :ROFLMAO:
Probably. I reckon Bella and Jill are playing tennis when Tybalt butts in and suggests playing a doubles match but they'll need a 4th. He goes to call one of his Prep buddies but Bella stops him saying she has someone else in mind and she calls the MC which pisses off Tybalt. Would also be nice if we get an option to directly aim at Tybalt and "accidentally" smash a ball in his face. :ROFLMAO:
 

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Well shit. On the one hand, that should be fun. On the other hand, the tennis minigame to me is what D&G is to most of you. Absolutely hated it. The way they hold the racquets and swing also just triggers my internal ComicBookGuy as someone who played tennis.

But more boobies swinging about I guess.
I was fucked off in a way that is completely inappropriate to a fap game when I realised DPC is ignorant of the fault/double fault system :mad:
 

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Probably. I reckon Bella and Jill are playing tennis when Tybalt butts in and suggests playing a doubles match but they'll need a 4th. He goes to call one of his Prep buddies but Bella stops him saying she has someone else in mind and she calls the MC which pisses off Tybalt. Would also be nice if we get an option to directly aim at Tybalt and "accidentally" smash a ball in his face. :ROFLMAO:
Yes! This is the only way this is allowed to pan out! :D
 

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Nah there will definitely 100% be some sort of timeskip endings as im pretty sure DPC won't want to work on this game for the next 20 years trying to make content lasting the next 3 years of the mc's college life. DPC more then likely is already working on another script for whatever his next project is.
Timeskip ending is just a bad idea, fast forward 20 years to see some kids running around and MC sitting on the porch with his wife is just sad pandering.

I figure the game would end around first year finishing, and the future MC could be narrating from that point.
 

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Somebody please teach this "developer" NOT TO FREAKING BLAST MUSIC AT 500% VOLUME WHEN ENTERING HIS GAMES. Some of use use headphones. Oh, and one more thing. Learn to size a woman's tits apropriately. Half of this game's women have size 53EE tits....

Forgot: It uses on average about 24-30% of a GTX 1080....are you kidding me? Optimization ....
 

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Somebody please teach this "developer" NOT TO FREAKING BLAST MUSIC AT 500% VOLUME WHEN ENTERING HIS GAMES. Some of use use headphones. Oh, and one more thing. Learn to size a woman's tits apropriately. Half of this game's women have size 53EE tits....

Forgot: It uses on average about 24-30% of a GTX 1080....are you kidding me? Optimization ....
This is the porniverse. There is no way half the developers here are going to reduce the size of the women's tits. :p

The loud music at the start of this game threw me the first time, now when I hear it, it's like an old friend has come to visit. :giggle:

Holy shit, it's not like I see Bella for the first time and it's a porn game, but that figure on her is comical.
She's starting to look more and more normal to me, I think I've been playing to long. Mind you, she always made me think of Veronika Zemanova:

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Well we're not going to see all 4 years play out, I think that's pretty damn certain. But at the pace of the current story I also think we're unlikely to see it reach Christmas with the main story and side stories still unresolved.

When it does "end" it will probably be a case of, "well, that was an eventful first couple of months at college, now here's a summary of what happened afterwards followed by a bit of time in the future to show where things are now."
He's looking at possibly 20 episodes, and Pinkcakes would be kicking himself if he doesn't end up doing a Spring Break episode, that is American college.

I expect to see days fly by, we don't need 7 sex encounters in a day anymore.

Episode 7 brings us to Halloween, and the season ends with a big Halloween party.

9-11 brings us to Christmas and season 3 ends with a Christmas bash.

Season 4 goes for Spring Break and season 5 ends the school year.
 

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He's looking at possibly 20 episodes, and Pinkcakes would be kicking himself if he doesn't end up doing a Spring Break episode, that is American college.

I expect to see days fly by, we don't need 7 sex encounters in a day anymore.

Episode 7 brings us to Halloween, and the season ends with a big Halloween party.

9-11 brings us to Christmas and season 3 ends with a Christmas bash.

Season 4 goes for Spring Break and season 5 ends the school year.
If DPC wasn't watching MTV between 1992 and 1998 then he'll have little awareness of Spring Break. Us non-Americans are aware of 4th July and Thanksgiving because of tv but that doesn't mean we give a fuck.
 
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If DPC wasn't watching MTV between 1992 and 1998 then he'll have little awareness of Spring Break. Us non-Americans are aware of 4th July and Thanksgiving because of tv but that doesn't mean we give a fuck.
He's making a college game because he was influenced by college movies, 99% sure he knows Spring Break.

Has nothing to do with him being American or not, I'm not American.

He's already brought up Spring Break in previous episodes as well, so change that 99 to 100.
 
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He's looking at possibly 20 episodes, and Pinkcakes would be kicking himself if he doesn't end up doing a Spring Break episode, that is American college.

I expect to see days fly by, we don't need 7 sex encounters in a day anymore.

Episode 7 brings us to Halloween, and the season ends with a big Halloween party.

9-11 brings us to Christmas and season 3 ends with a Christmas bash.

Season 4 goes for Spring Break and season 5 ends the school year.
The drama that's going on right now simply cannot be dragged out for an entire school year. It's too amped up and too rapidly progressing to be able to be cooled off that much to then last for one full school year, especially when you consider all the relationships he's in right now that are swiftly moving towards serious commitment territory.

This isn't Harry Potter where things happen at a snails pace and the bad guys, being British, just politely wait for it to be near the end of the year before enacting their evil scheme. This would seem to be shaping up to be much more like the college comedies DPC has themself said that this is based on where typically all the events happen over the course of a couple of days, weeks, or months but not the full year. Just think of some of those movies you've seen yourself, how many of them lasted a full college year or at least did so without huge timejumps taking the story from their freshman week to Christmas within the first 45 minutes?

Also, Ep 7 doesn't bring us to Halloween. College in the US starts at the beginning of September and we've had 3 weeks in the game so far, so we're not even in to October yet. Even if Ep 7 is like Ep 6 in terms of it covering almost a week, we'd still be a few weeks away from Halloween.

He's already brought up Spring Break in previous episodes as well, so change that 99 to 100.
Where? I don't recall seeing it mentioned once.
 
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He's making a college game because he was influenced by college movies, 99% sure he knows Spring Break.

Has nothing to do with him being American or not, I'm not American.

He's already brought up Spring Break in previous episodes as well, so change that 99 to 100.
There's a big difference between knowing something as a reference and knowing it as a culteral touchstone. How much do you know about Nov 5th?
 

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The drama that's going on right now simply cannot be dragged out for an entire school year. It's too amped up and too rapidly progressing to be able to be cooled off that much to then last for one full school year, especially when you consider all the relationships he's in right now that are swiftly moving towards serious commitment territory.

This isn't Harry Potter where things happen at a snails pace and the bad guys, being British, just politely wait for it to be near the end of the year before enacting their evil scheme. This would seem to shaping up to be much more like the college comedies DPC has themself said that this is based on where typically all the events happen over the course of a couple day, weeks, or months but not the full year. Just think of some of those movies you've seen yourself, how many of them lasted a full college year or at least did so without huge timejumps taking the story from their freshman week to Christmas within the first 45 minutes?

Also, Ep 7 doesn't bring us to Halloween. College in the US starts at the beginning of September and we've had 3 weeks in the game so far, so we're not even in to October yet. Even if Ep 7 is like Ep 6 in terms of it covering almost a week, we'd still be a few weeks away from Halloween.



Where? I don't recall seeing it mentioned once.
Jill explicitly says she hates Spring Break, there are also some other references to it
 

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If DPC wasn't watching MTV between 1992 and 1998 then he'll have little awareness of Spring Break. Us non-Americans are aware of 4th July and Thanksgiving because of tv but that doesn't mean we give a fuck.
He's making a college game because he was influenced by college movies, 99% sure he knows Spring Break.

Has nothing to do with him being American or not, I'm not American.

He's already brought up Spring Break in previous episodes as well, so change that 99 to 100.
mc: "You never did anything like Hell Week, right?"
Jill: "No, I've been spared from that."
Jill: "I mean, I do go to some of the Alpha Nu Omega parties, but I don't participate in the actual hazing."
Jill: "...or Spring break! I don't do Spring break."
mc: "Why? What do they do on Spring break?"
Jill: "Basically, what everyone else does. Move to the beach for a week and have outdoor parties."
mc: "I would say that it sounds fun, but I've seen what they do for Hell Week..."
mc: "...so I'm sure they found a way to make Spring break suck."
Jill: "Haha, Fuckface... It's natural to enjoy different things. You're not like them."

There's gotta be a spring break! That or a hot springs episodes, aptly named, "HOTs Springs". ;)
 
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