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This is my roast of every BADIK girl:

Heather: Brave girl, somehow she is not ashamed to show other people her watermelon sized nose.
Quinn: A 20 years old girl who dye her heair to looks like a grandma. Wise move.
Rionna: Good choice for thoose who like necrophilia. She seems you choked her to death even when she is litsening music on the garden.
Sage: She is crazy for Chad and she rated you 3 out of 5.She will be great in the bottom of the ocean with a weight on her feets.
KRJ: Are you kidding me?
Josy: Never sure if i should kiss her or sing her a lullaby.
Mel: She actually thinks Cleopatra looks survived the 90's.
Sarah: She is hot untill you see her without make up. Then you want to carry her to the hospital.
Jill: Easy one. She is beautifull until she opens her mouth. The sad thing is she doesnt says anything stupid.
Sally: Her boyfriend is Magnar, come on... are you sure you want to be there?
Lily: Pigtails, lollypop, and shorts...the high school is over there sweety.
Envy: Your perfect fantasy: an old divorced prostitute with a son.
Sandee: Ideal for thoose who get horny looking at spiders.
Rose: Short hair, anal sex. Great for homosexuals who still didnt get out of the closet.
Ashley: First she is "cheated" by Derek with Wendy. Then she is behind Anthony. Really, how good she can be?
Camila: A deep character, really smart one, her only motivation in this story is MC cock.
Mona: She cant stand what i asume is a small dick.
Jade: Everything cool until you realize she has a mum-son fetish, and her son is Tybault.
Bella: When the sexy one is the lonely librarian almoast in their fourties...
Cathy: For thoose who liked to be spank by an insecure lonely redhead who lost her job couse she cant stand other people jokes.. So dominatrix.
Maya: She is an angel, simple perfection.
Heycock - needs to get back to school

Heather - dumb blond meets dumb blonde stereotype
Quinn - centerfold edition... for junkies!
Rhyona - yellow fever with blue eyes? really have you ever meet a true Japanese girl? get back to the drawing table idiot!
Sage - She called the MC cock average... talk about setting yourself up for faillure...
KRJ - i guess everyone as kink even if that kink is no kink!
Arieth - here to prove anything is fuckable if you want it hard enough!
Josy - why bother
Mel - girl the chinese triads called and they want their tattoos back
Sarah - when crossed eyes became sexy
Jill - i once looked at her... she told me it was moving too fast
Sally - the proof that girls do not need boobs
Lilly - every pedophiles dream
Envy - the proof that not all single mothers are sluts... some are whores!
Sandy - do not know much about her but i saw her picture in the dictionary, it was next to the definition of std
Rose - for whenever you are still undecided about your sexuality
Ashley - a prude ginger? does not compute... danger danger danger...
Camila - Anal retention
Mona - threesomes in the bathroom? np, sucking dicks out of a glory hole? easy peezy, having to hold hands and look the dude you are about to fuck in the eyes? raaaaapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Jade - if your son was tybalt would you be any better?t
Bella - poster girl for axe today, its to loose your head for
Cathy - strong and independent woman... aslong as its behind a screen
Maya - white knights dream girl... its never her fault, for when you´re not simping enough
Elena - i tried to come up with something bad to say... but her boyfriend is JB...
 
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DavDR

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I get it now. I did pick up point 2, i mean i saw Tybalts picture. Just didnt care about the 3rd picture.
For point 1 i thought Jacob was talking about the jocks. I mean, why didnt Jacob just tell the MC that Sage its Jade daughter. Seems to me like something that would come up organically even if MC isnt getting close to her... On the other hand its Jacob covering you with the Jade video... I hope that leads to somewhere. You know, cuz Chekov's gun and stuff.

PS: The aunt Jill theory seems very plausible to me. Thats almost canon.
To be fair, it's MC himself who interrupts Jacob when he's about to reveal this important bit of information about Sage. But I do agree that it's one of many things that SHOULD come up organically.
 

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To be fair, it's MC himself who interrupts Jacob when he's about to reveal this important bit of information about Sage. But I do agree that it's one of many things that SHOULD come up organically.
Sorry not native speaker. "Would" means something CAN happen, and "should" means something its meant to happen?
 
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DavDR

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Or she's Burgmeister
P.S. Although, if you think about it, this doesn't negate the possibility that Jade her mother, if we're considering that Burke not her father.
Or Jade's a Burgmeister instead of the unknown Father.

I've also wondered sometimes if we haven't been ignoring Cathy with this theory, she is a Ginger after all.
 

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Question, what is the prevailing theory about why Troy got beat up? If Chad and Troy are lovers, then why would Chad allow the jocks to slap him around? That fucking weasel Dawe and his goons aren't going to do anything without Chad's knowledge. And I don't believe Troy was so noble as to fight just to protect MC's guitar. And if it wasn't the jocks then who else would want to (and be willing and able to)?
I've thought about this and the only logical reason I can come up with is a lover's spat between Chad and Troy. Troy may resent being the 'side bitch' and nagging Chad to come out of the closet. It was never specifically said the Dawe and the Jocks beat Troy up.

It's a weak theory but the only thing that seemed to fit.
 

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DavDR

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Not more than 2 years older. She's in third year, MC - first year and he's already 19 although for first year student it's normal to be not even 18, but 17. So even if she's also in the late diapason for third year she will be about 21. And considering her status and fact that she's not Arieth, no way that she come to college later than it usually happens.

So if she was born two years (well even three years) before MC + considering fact that Lynette run from her family before she even got belly, then her photo with sister should be made when not later than Jill was 1 year (2 year if we take that Jill 3 years older). So 1-2 year. Does Jill looks like 1-2 years baby on photo? Also Jill said that she have her memories abouts her sister. Do you have many memories about that age?


I'm not considering him as one. It was referring to the man from preps party who supposedly Sage father. ("Highly likely" ©)
No, in the US at least it's normal for a first year college student to be 18 to 19. 17 to 18 is about the age that student's graduate High School.
 

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In my opinion, it is a preview of what will happen.

Ending 1: You all die, the ice queen kills you all.
(You're not into DnG).

Ending 2 (CHICK): Josy dies but everyone else survives; you break the Ice Queen's spell and save and marry her; Princess Nadia is saved and returns home.
(Could happen when Bella is at MC cleaning).

End 3 (CHICK): Josy dies but everyone else survives; the Ice Queen is destroyed and Princess Nadia is saved and returns home.
(Bella is not at the MC for cleaning).

Ending 4 (NEUTRAL): Everyone else dies, but you turn into the Ice King, along with the Ice Queen, and rule forever. (With this ending, you get the DnG Bella Lewd scene).
(This actually suggests that MC doesn't solve any of the problems).

Ending 5 (DIK): You rescue Princess Nadia, but everyone else in your party is killed by the Ice Queen; As you take Nadia through the forest back to her kingdom, Moria jumps out and kills you.
(You give Quinn the money and solve her problem).

 

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Hello, i have seen so many people with that Sage-Jade Theory... What make peoples thinks they are related? Have i missed something in my playthrough?
yes, you forgot to be bored enough to start making crazy theories!
It stems from 3 main things:
  1. In Ep 2 if you stay at the party and make-out with Sage, Jacob warns you that getting close to Sage would apparently "get back" to someone and it's implied this person is someone important
  2. In Ep 3 when Jade is throwing picture frames at Stephen, you see a picture of Tybalt in one of them, a picture of her, Stephen, and Tybalt in the other, but you don't see who's in the 3rd
  3. When Chad talks to Sage about how he's been kicked out of the Jocks, he asks Sage for help because "they'll listen to you", referring to Jade, Stephen, and Cathy.
All this might indicate that Jade could be her Mom since her and Stephen could be who Jacob was referring to, Sage could have been in the 3rd picture, and the reason they'd be more inclined to listen to Sage if she were to appeal their decision on Chad's behalf is because she's family.

Some people make crazy theories, others make plausible ones. This theory is the latter.
I get it now. I did pick up point 2, i mean i saw Tybalts picture. Just didnt care about the 3rd picture.
For point 1 i thought Jacob was talking about the jocks. I mean, why didnt Jacob just tell the MC that Sage its Jade daughter. Seems to me like something that would come up organically even if MC isnt getting close to her... On the other hand its Jacob covering you with the Jade video... I hope that leads to somewhere. You know, cuz Chekov's gun and stuff.

PS: The aunt Jill theory seems very plausible to me. Thats almost canon.
Yeah people here make some funny theories including me. But yeah this one prevails for a long time even if it doesn't make any sense. But yeah I would hate the game if Jill was MC's aunt. Plus, I think Jill's sister is a friend of Bella and that's why there are connected so close and Jill also mentioned it.
So let me get this straight, Jade gave birth to Sage at the start of the year, with a yet unknown male. And while looking after a baby girl who can be no more than a couple months, she got married to Burke and immediately got pregnant with Tybalt?

Or did Tybalt come first and Jade cheated on Burke 2 months after giving birth?

Jade being Sage's mother is even more batshit than Auntie Jill.
Still an odd theory... IIRC Sage has never once acknowledged Tybalt's existence, I don't believe she's even mentioned him by name before.

Would seem odd for them to have such a strong connection yet it goes completely unmentioned this far into the game. IMO this is something that would've went into Episode 5 were it true.
If Tybalt was your brother, would you publicly acknowledge him?

There was that one tweet where Sage chastises Tybalt for stalking Jill and he responded snarkily, kinda like fighting siblings.

But the reason this whole theory started was because of how awesome would it be if the mc was fucking Tybalt's mom and his sister (in Tybalt's bed no less).

Plus, Sage and Tybalt do kinda have similar features:
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Also for the Aunt Jill Crowd:

Evidence that Jill Is not related to MC.

Is the upcoming chapter going to be the biggest one considering the development time?
Absolutely!

...What is behind the closed door in Isabella's house? :sneaky::whistle:
I take no credit for this disturbing picture, full credit goes to yngve. Just be warned, you can't unsee this one!

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This is my roast of every BADIK girl:
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Sandee: Ideal for thoose who get horny looking at spiders.
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What are you trying to say? :mad:

:ROFLMAO:
 
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