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Holy fucking shit I hope you're just joking and you don't think any of this is legit Dalli! You've totally gone off the rocker if you think this means anything! :eek: :ROFLMAO:

I'm sorry dude, I reserve my facepalms for last resort shit, but I think you earned it this time! o_O


Deep breaths Mark, deep breaths! Hang in there, in (hopefully) less than one month all this pain will have gone away! :eek:
It's not a very pleasant thing to wake up and see at 5 AM man. I feel like Dr. David Bruce Banner right now holding back the Hulk, who's full of pure rage (god I miss that old TV show)
 

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I don't really understand all of your post, but if you're saying Dalli is full of shit on this one... (y)
hahaha He wrote down all this theory based on the fondness for coins.The same goes for all of us on this forum, we share an interest, does that make us related? I hope it is better explained this way.
 
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Shaz can you confirm this
Yeah he fucking does, I don't even need to look it up, I remember that shit.

But if you need tangible evidence (I love that shit myself):

mc "After that, dad taught me how to fight...well, he taught himself, too."​
mc "He had never done it before and he could barely afford the training gear."​
mc "His usual hobbies were a bit less action filled..."​
mc "Like solving crossword puzzles, meditation, collecting stamps and coins, reading and of course...home improvement."​
mc "You see, he's a carpenter, so he really enjoys that sort of thing."​
 
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It's not a very pleasant thing to wake up and see at 5 AM man. I feel like Dr. David Bruce Banner right now holding back the Hulk, who's full of pure rage (god I miss that old TV show)
Take it easy Mark, if this is real, i will play a full Jill solo path only to beat Tybalt for an hour in loop.
 

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Yeah he fucking does, I don't even need to look it up, I remember that shit.

But if you need tangible evidence (I love that shit myself):

mc "After that, dad taught me how to fight...well, he taught himself, too."​
mc "He had never done it before and he could barely afford the training gear."​
mc "His usual hobbies were a bit less action filled..."​
mc "Like solving crossword puzzles, meditation, collecting stamps and coins, reading and of course...home improvement."​
mc "You see, he's a carpenter, so he really enjoys that sort of thing."​
When my reactions refill ill come back to this post. Thank you Shazba
And goddamn it. dalli_x might be onto something.
 
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If I find out this is real (completely fucking forgot it was April 1st) I'll be in AA in about an hour. :LOL:
Its a good thing your waking up now and not an hour ago where I wrote a post about Jill becoming a born again Christian and how the diks prob rode a train on her because she liked schnapps too much
 

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Hey guys, serious question now after that April Fool's bullshit..

I just got the Patreon version of DIK since I just pledged to him, IS replacing the version here with that one just as simple as overwriting it, or should I do a fresh install?

It shouldn't bork the saves right since I'm not touching the persistent
 

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Hey guys, serious question now after that April Fool's bullshit..

I just got the Patreon version of DIK since I just pledged to him, IS replacing the version here with that one just as simple as overwriting it, or should I do a fresh install?

It shouldn't bork the saves right since I'm not touching the persistent
Its the same version as the one posted here.
Only 2 different versions are the patreon one and the steam version
 

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Its a good thing your waking up now and not an hour ago where I wrote a post about Jill becoming a born again Christian and how the diks prob rode a train on her because she liked schnapps too much
Cas!!!! Don't even say that shit to me man. I don't need the thought in my head. Damn man I thought we were friends? :LOL:
 

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Its the same version as the one posted here.
Only 2 different versions are the patreon one and the steam version
Because I see the UI is different when they're talking. The dialogue is centered rather than off to the side.

EDIT: The damn DPC pledge isn't even showing up under my pledges. Man I should just go back to bed. This day sucks already
 

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A truly wonderful date at the mall and, on top of that, I acquired a new suit for my upcoming presentation on why welfare doesn't motivate the unemployed to work.



THIS SON OF A BITCH IS CHANTING TO JILL
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You know what I reckon went down...

Tybbles (to be referred to throughout this post as "The Cunt"), simply asked Jill (to be referred to throughout this post as "The Retarded Bitch") to accompany him to buy a new suit as he values her taste.

The Retarded Bitch, who only knows how to say "no" when sex is involved, agreed to this platonic venture, only to have The Cunt try to frame it as a date. You can see the disdain in The Retarded Bitch's scowl as The Cunt takes advantage of the situation.

I'm sure at the end of the fake date, The Retarded Cunt, I mean Bitch, will chastise The Cunt for misleading people, but she (The Retarded Bitch) still won't write him off as the cunt (I mean The Cunt) he is.

Yes, that is how it will go down... :unsure:
 
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Cas!!!! Don't even say that shit to me man. I don't need the thought in my head. Damn man I thought we were friends? :LOL:
We are! But the name of the game is being a dik
Because I see the UI is different when they're talking. The dialogue is centered rather than off to the side.
I think you can change that in the settings. But then again I prob shouldn't have made my other statement about there being only 2 versions.
Because I'm big money cas and have only played the official releases
 

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We are! But the name of the game is being a dik

I think you can change that in the settings. But then again I prob shouldn't have made my other statement about there being only 2 versions.
Because I'm big money cas and have only played the official releases
Alright Cas thanks I'll look. I need something to calm down and do while I'm waiting for my blood pressure to normalize and the DPC pledge thing to go through. Still not showing up on the account. Didn't take the other two this long.

EDIT: Yeah the UI text box I missed. Now I feel better about that.
 

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But let's be honest Shazba.
6 coincidences that point to one?

I don't want it either, but...what can you do.:cry:

On the other hand James is Josy's father and in EP10 everything will be alright again. Well, maybe not. If Josy is pregnant by Lucas, my MC doesn't want her anymore and my MC makes triplets with Maya.:ROFLMAO:
Weren't you and Chip fighting over ownership of Josy like 2 days ago
 
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Even though that tweet is 90% a April Fools joke from ya boy Oinkcakes, if it is real, it would likely not be seen by people on the Jill path.

Could be used to motivate people to get back on the Jill train. Like Xerxes ain't gonna stand by and let Tybalt get any pussy, let alone born again not quite pristine but we can pretend pussy.

Fuck you Tybalt we comin for you.
 
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A truly wonderful date at the mall and, on top of that, I acquired a new suit for my upcoming presentation on why welfare doesn't motivate the unemployed to work.



THIS SON OF A BITCH IS CHANTING TO JILL
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That's Enough
Coinzell get Your Tank Squadron Ready
We're Invading Sweden

this One Trick Pony needs some Straightening Out/Rehabilitation
Noice April Fool Joke by the Way
 
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