VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.11.1] [DrPinkCake]

[felicemastronzo]

FTFY

On the topic of futures with the main LIs. How are they ranked in terms of marriage? I list them like this..

Josy - Girl next door, outgoing, bubbly, sexy, perfect ass, definitely someone you could be happy with for the rest of your life.

Maya - Fun and sporty chick, more of a cuddle up at home than a go out party girl. That bodes well marriage. She can be a tad moody and you get the feeling she will always have a problem in her life that you will need to solve for her. If it's not her father or money, then it will be some other kind of crisis. Yet, it could still work. You'd gain a great brother-in-law too!

Sage - My #1 LI, but realistically I know it would be a rocky marriage. She is a firecracker, prone to outbursts and jealously. A lot of great make up sex will be had, but things would deteriorate quickly...until the inevitable divorce. I think Sage will have at least three divorces under her belt by the age of 45. I'd still do it though.

Jill - On paper she should be a win; rich, great body (butterface), doesn't sleep around, generally a good person. The thing that kills it for me is the naivety. You would have to hold her hand (no pun intended) through everything in life. I don't believe she will ever grow up and that is exhausting to be around 24/7. You want a marriage partner, not a little lost puppy dog.

Bella - Doomed to failure, by DPC's own admission. The age gap, while not impossible, would likely be a problem. When MC is still randy in his 30s, Bella will be in her 50s and thigh juggling the twins. And remember, this is a woman who completely shut down her libido for three years in her prime. Even if she gets her mind right, I don't think she will ever be a "happy" person and I couldn't marry someone who rarely smiles and never laughs.

brother you said almost everything

perhaps I would only reverse Maya for Josy. as much as Josy is "cinematically" the perfect wife (the youthful crush with whom you then live happily ever after), I find Maya from a "realistic" point of view a perhaps better option.

with Jill there is too large a social difference, sooner or later this one would break everything.

Sage is still in the middle between MC and Chad (in spite of everything) and in a year it would become a long distance relationship, doomed to fail in reality

with Bella it's useless to talk about it, it's hard to see a happy ending in the game, let alone a marriage...

 

[Lostanddamned]

Speaking of Bella though... I'm not really one of the people who say that she's too old to be with the MC. I really like Jade as well and I think her interactions and dynamic with the MC is really incredible despite the age difference. Honestly some of the side girls in this game like Jade, Nicole etc. have better chemistry with the MC than some of the LIs, every scene with them is a pleasure to read and it's easy to forget the age gap. Back to Bella though, age is realistically a factor yes but chemistry can be more important. If I were the MC, I'd rather have 5 good years with bombshell Bella than 30 with crab queen Arieth I don't think people should turn themselves off from any of the characters just because of their age, with the sole exception of a certain Madame...

People keep saying Bella's too old for MC, but if you look around the world, the fucking President of France married his high school teacher, who is like 25 years older than him and they started dating when he was 18 and she was like 43, and as far as I know they are still together. So an ending with Bella isn't impossible, tbh.

 

[felicemastronzo]

This is kinda like my previous post: Game Girls vs Real Life.

the premise of the comparison escapes me a bit.

if we assume that we have to make the first move, I can also agree

but if each of the LIs showed interest, and we were 19, our college careers would be doomed, Neil and Linette's journal wouldn't be enough to save us....

 

[AchedCroissant]

She's got a kid man, that shit is a real downer. Kids suck (not as well as Bella, but you know what I mean).

She has a son, it doesn't bother me, but she comes with a plus of having threesomes with the girls from the Pink Roses

How to say no to Lily? is the best wife anyone can have

If I want to have fun without limits, I go with Quinn, the negative side is that we will die young from an overdose but we will be young until death

 

[shinkei]

She's got a kid man, that shit is a real downer. Kids suck (not as well as Bella, but you know what I mean).

If you're the kind of guy who wants a family, and she is willing to have another kid with you, I see that as a plus not a minus. That is if it is a good kid though. If he's a little shit, then it's a hard pass.

 

[Kellermann]

A while ago I pointed out that I think Sage is almost too loyal because even in episode 7 she's still hung up on Chad (she looks sad when he leaves the party). A lot of people disagreed at the time because of her fooling around with the MC, but I stand by my belief that Sage is incredibly loyal; if not for Chad's obvious cheating on her she never would have considered fooling around, we see from the flashbacks what she's willing to do for him, and even after he breaks up with her she's still looking for his attention like at the party. If the MC becomes her boyfriend, Sage will probably be one of the most stable and mature LIs imo, second only to Bella.

Speaking of Bella though... I'm not really one of the people who say that she's too old to be with the MC. I really like Jade as well and I think her interactions and dynamic with the MC is really incredible despite the age difference. Honestly some of the side girls in this game like Jade, Nicole etc. have better chemistry with the MC than some of the LIs, every scene with them is a pleasure to read and it's easy to forget the age gap. Back to Bella though, age is realistically a factor yes but chemistry can be more important. If I were the MC, I'd rather have 5 good years with bombshell Bella than 30 with crab queen Arieth I don't think people should turn themselves off from any of the characters just because of their age, with the sole exception of a certain Madame...

For me, there is no argument about Sage being loyal in marriage. My entire premise is that she is prone to outbursts and jealousy. You mix those two things with marriage and it won't end well. Sage is the kind of wife where if you come home from work unexpectedly late, she is sat at the table with her arms crossed and a cold, uneaten dinner in front of her. And the first words out of her mouth are, where the fuck where you and why didn't you call? You SOB, you're sleeping with that bitch secretary aren't you?

Meanwhile, the real reason you're late is you decided to get some spicy Kung Pao chicken from a street vendor and it wasn't sitting well with you. As a result you had to spend 45 minutes on the commode burning your arsehole out and you really didn't want to call her from the toilet. But she will never believe it.

Regarding Bella, the age (while certainly a factor) wasn't really the primary concern. Rather it's her mental state. Let's assume she isn't an axe murderer and she is just depressed. What a buzzkill. If MC and DPC can't solve her depression, then she is a no go for me. No smile, no laugh.....then no sale. Bella would be the kind of person whom you take to amusement park to have some fun on the rides and she would be like...

Spoiler: Bella

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Sorry, but I like happy people. A lot of the women in the game are great for a short term sexual fling, but are not realistic marriage material.

 

[shinkei]

the premise of the comparison escapes me a bit.

if we assume that we have to make the first move, I can also agree

but if each of the LIs showed interest, and we were 19, our college careers would be doomed, Neil and Linette's journal wouldn't be enough to save us....

If each of the LIs showed interest, and we were 19, I reckon 90% or more of us would get crabs from Arieth too

 

[goldenrule91]

If you're the kind of guy who wants a family, and she is willing to have another kid with you, I see that as a plus not a minus. That is if it is a good kid though. If he's a little shit, then it's a hard pass.

But consider that if you marry Jade, then Tybalt has to call you daddy I'd definitely marry the mom of someone I hated just to cuck them.

 

[felicemastronzo]

If each of the LIs showed interest, and we were 19, I reckon 90% or more of us would get crabs from Arieth too

90% is an unfair estimate

I would say 60-65%

if Arieth has collected so many scalps evidently has a lot of market, and it is realistic

 

[Melimelo]

But consider that if you marry Jade, then Tybalt has to call you daddy I'd definitely marry the mom of someone I hated just to cuck them.

You really have a dark side

 

[shazba]

But consider that if you marry Jade, then Tybalt has to call you daddy I'd definitely marry the mom of someone I hated just to cuck them.

I'm thinking your priorities might be fucked.

 

[shinkei]

For me, there is no argument about Sage being loyal in marriage. My entire premise is that she is prone to outbursts and jealousy. You mix those two things with marriage and it won't end well. Sage is the kind of wife where if you come home from work unexpectedly late, she is sat at the table with her arms crossed and a cold, uneaten dinner in front of her. And the first words out of her mouth are, where the fuck where you and why didn't you call? You SOB, you're sleeping with that bitch secretary aren't you?

Meanwhile, the real reason you're late is you decided to get some spicy Kung Pao chicken from a street vendor and it wasn't sitting well with you. As a result you had to spend 45 minutes on the commode burning your arsehole out and you really didn't want to call her from the toilet. But she will never believe it.

Regarding Bella, the age (while certainly a factor) wasn't really the primary concern. Rather it's her mental state. Let's assume she isn't an axe murderer and she is just depressed. What a buzzkill. If MC and DPC can't solve her depression, then she is a no go for me. No smile, no laugh.....then no sale. Bella would be the kind of person whom you take to amusement park to have some fun on the rides and she would be like...

Spoiler: Bella

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Sorry, but I like happy people. A lot of the women in the game are great for a short term sexual fling, but are not realistic marriage material.

That Bella image is just too good! I agree with you. Realistically, not much realistic marriage material in the game. But then it doesn't exactly seem like that is what MC is looking for, even on a Chick playthrough. Unless you've gone full virgin for Jill, which has anyone done that on a main playthrough?

Agree with you about Sage as well. I really like Sage as an in game LI, but no ways should you settle down with her in real life. That is a messy divorce waiting to happen. I need to get me some Kung Pao Chicken though -> some mistakes are worth it (Every guy who ever married a Sage's thinking haha)

 

[AchedCroissant]

you're sleeping with that bitch secretary aren't you?

But you tell Sage that you work in a steel mill and there are no secretaries there

Spoiler: The steel mill

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[Kellermann]

But you tell Sage that you work in a steel mill and there are no secretaries there

Spoiler: The steel mill

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I work in a suppository testing plant, so not far off.

 

[JamieSadistic]

Yeah it's definitely pretty chill in here at the moment. Dare I say it's the calm before the storm? I mean really we've discussed everything to death for the last 6 months, a few newcomers come along and put a different perspective on things, but it's really just time for a new episode. We need new fodder to fuel our debates.

That seems to be the routine here. Update drops, everyone discusses it and puts theories to rest... in come the "Full save plz?" people...then a month later, more theories start..people start getting hostile to each other..factions are formed and then all out war among fans of various LI's, there's blood...so much blood... body parts and bone matter everywhere. Mods come and purge, clean up the mess... then we all become resigned to our desolation for another 6 months until the cycle repeats itself.

pregnancy is also part of College going wrong. So my guess is someone gets pregnant The father will not be the MC but more someone like Tommy. Somoen that needs to grow up.

As for the mother. Quinn. She deserves a life lession xD

Kinda think you're onto something planned for the future. As far as my old memory serves me (not very well, I may add) I think during the scene where you take care of Quinn after she was robbed...you have the option to creampie her vaginally or anally..as well as in the hangout scene in the last episode. I believe she's the only one where that's an option you can choose. I could be wrong of course.

I work in a suppository testing plant, so not far off.

Do you test them all personally....? I have questions.

 

[CHAD-MAN]

Honestly, the only girl who would go out in real life is Nicole, no matter how much I like Maya or Josy, I'm 30 years old and they 18-19 there is too much difference in ages.

I am bit younger but I'd still do 18-19 years old girls. After you reach a certain age, in lust or love age is just a number, just go ask certain youtubers who got it going on with their fangirls, ask if they mind being more than over 20 years old in difference... ask Jason Statham if minds the age gap while ramming Rosie. If a girl is hot, she's hot, I dont care about the age (with the obvious underage or granny exceptions of course, my point being as long she's in the age of consent and doesnt gross me out, if she got the goods, she's game)

 

[hakuna-matata]

That seems to be the routine here. Update drops, everyone discusses it and puts theories to rest... in come the "Full save plz?" people...then a month later, more theories start..people start getting hostile to each other..factions are formed and then all out war among fans of various LI's, there's blood...so much blood... body parts and bone matter everywhere. Mods come and purge, clean up the mess... then we all become resigned to our desolation for another 6 months until the cycle repeats itself.

People are fucking weird fighting over fictional characters....."No, she's mine!" "She's the best character of all time!' No, you stupid idiot! It's time to start seeking help when you start claiming fictional characters as your own.

 

[JamieSadistic]

People are fucking weird fighting over fictional characters....."No, she's mine!" "She's the best character of all time!' No, you stupid idiot! It's time to start seeking help when you start claiming fictional characters as your own.

I'm guilty of defending one certain female character but I don't fight over who belongs to who. All these "girls" belong to DPC. He created them, he's God in their universe and only he can claim ownership.

 

[Jimayo]

People are fucking weird fighting over fictional characters....."No, she's mine!" "She's the best character of all time!' No, you stupid idiot! It's time to start seeking help when you start claiming fictional characters as your own.

Right? I like every LI in this game. And a number of the non-LI's.

 

[JETracktor]

People are fucking weird fighting over fictional characters....."No, she's mine!" "She's the best character of all time!' No , stupid idiot! It's time to start seeking help when you start claim fictional characters as your own.

Not more weird than ones who take them seriously.

When my niece talking nonsense with serious face about her living fluffy toy cat I don't think she's weird - she's just a kid. On other hand when grown-ups talking that nonsense it doesn't means they serious - some of them just killing time, some just messing around and having fun.