- Jan 12, 2017
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OK, here is my Theory of the Week (tip 'o the hat to dalli_x):
Derek and Maya are the Wonder Twins of B&R. They both have amazing yet also useless super powers that they exhibit over and over and nobody really cares.
Derek's super power is On-Demand Flatulence. He uses it to great effect to save MC during Hell Week with the security guard. He also cuts one in class only seconds after sipping some coffee, demonstrating that no mere mortal's digestive system is capable of generating that much gas in such a short period of time from so little organic matter.
Maya's super power is Unnecessary Drama, which she unconsciously induces with anything she gets involved with. From fucking up a simple student loan application to having a girlfriend and/or boyfriend or trying to join a sorority there is nothing that her radius of complexity can't make worse and drag more and more people into her circle of misery.
Derek and Maya are the Wonder Twins of B&R. They both have amazing yet also useless super powers that they exhibit over and over and nobody really cares.
Derek's super power is On-Demand Flatulence. He uses it to great effect to save MC during Hell Week with the security guard. He also cuts one in class only seconds after sipping some coffee, demonstrating that no mere mortal's digestive system is capable of generating that much gas in such a short period of time from so little organic matter.
Maya's super power is Unnecessary Drama, which she unconsciously induces with anything she gets involved with. From fucking up a simple student loan application to having a girlfriend and/or boyfriend or trying to join a sorority there is nothing that her radius of complexity can't make worse and drag more and more people into her circle of misery.
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