Dang. I've gotten a little too used to the chans, so I'm always pleasantly surprised by substantive, well-thought-out rebuttals like this. From the top, then:
EDIT: Yeah, this got long. And still doesn't really matter. But since I've got that compulsive tick where I think some is being wrong on the internet and can't seem to help myself...well, it's there.
...and now I feel stupid for typing all that out. Pretty sure svscomics has the original, and e-hentai.org has it too.
Also, I still don't know how to shorten long posts under a "click to expand" option. It hasn't really been necessary so far, so I never looked into it. My bad.
EDIT: Think I figured it out.