"I just don't see what other 5 star reviews are talking about at all about them." <--- My favorite part. Typically, as a logical thinker, when I realize that what I'm about to say is a fairly extreme outlier vs what seems to be the consensus, I stop myself and think about it. I wonder, am I maybe, JUST MAYBE, wrong? Sometimes, I realize that I am, in fact, wrong. Sometimes, I will decide that no, I'm probably right.This is what some would call "generic spam" ... not one statement in that "review" actually talks about your -- or anyone's -- game. It's all talking points that could apply to any game that anyone on this site releases.
It could literally be copy/pasted into any review of any AVN and it would "fit" just as well ... or as ridiculously.
It's meaningless.
But usually, I'll realize that what I was about to say was fairly subjective and not something that needs to be shared in a space for objectivity.