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ON THIS DAY IN 1871
So, it was in those days that it came to pass, that Max and Eric went up into the mountains. And having gone up the mountain to its highest peak did Max push Eric off, to prove once and for all that man could fly. And fly Eric did, so true and straight was his flight, and in the direction of down, that he spattered on the rocks below. Now having gathered his things about him did Max descend the mountain, and the people rejoiced. And that, boys and girls is why to this day we celebrate the great Eric spattering of 1871. On a side note, Max and Lisa moved to Alabama and lived happily ever after... THE END
So, it was in those days that it came to pass, that Max and Eric went up into the mountains. And having gone up the mountain to its highest peak did Max push Eric off, to prove once and for all that man could fly. And fly Eric did, so true and straight was his flight, and in the direction of down, that he spattered on the rocks below. Now having gathered his things about him did Max descend the mountain, and the people rejoiced. And that, boys and girls is why to this day we celebrate the great Eric spattering of 1871. On a side note, Max and Lisa moved to Alabama and lived happily ever after... THE END