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I have a lot to do with Eric. If we talk about the enmity between Max and Eric, then these are Max's actions to complicate Eric's life and vice versa.
How can there be a LOT to do?? I mean all that's needed is an accidently dropped Banana peel in front of a wood chipper. (EVIL Scum) Eric would then pick up the peel so he can throw it away. As he stands, with the peel in hand, he would hit his head on the wood chipper. As there is now an issue of a headache the EVIL one would go inside and get an Aspirin. Sadly, the bottle is empty so he needs to walk to the corner store, and gets trampled by a Stampeding herd of water Buffalo. -Sigh- So sad that he did NOT survive this TRAGIC accident.
That shouldn't take much work right??
Looking forward to the next instalment of 'When will (EVIL Scum) Eric be removed'.
Just a thought.
P.S. Yes this was HUMOR. The evil one should just slip on the balcony and fall to his death when everyone (including Max and Kira) is out shopping on a Saturday Morning. Total accident (so tragic).
P.P.S. Chocolate Chip Cookie content NOW.... please.