- Sep 16, 2019
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LOCAL MAN FOUND ALIVE
That's right alive, and you heard it here first, on ALIEN NEWS NET. Local man Eric Von Wenewacker was found, after 2weeks lost in the woods, Eric went missing while hiking in the woods outside of town. Searchers called his girlfriend to report that someone fitting the description she gave had been found, but that he would not stop pooping, stomping on it, and throwing it at them. Ann, the girlfriend replied, that's my Eric all right, bring him home. After his return Ann was quoted as saying "His penis is larger than I remember, but look at that face, it's Eric for sure".
That's right alive, and you heard it here first, on ALIEN NEWS NET. Local man Eric Von Wenewacker was found, after 2weeks lost in the woods, Eric went missing while hiking in the woods outside of town. Searchers called his girlfriend to report that someone fitting the description she gave had been found, but that he would not stop pooping, stomping on it, and throwing it at them. Ann, the girlfriend replied, that's my Eric all right, bring him home. After his return Ann was quoted as saying "His penis is larger than I remember, but look at that face, it's Eric for sure".
