This just in from, ALIEN NEWS NET. #1 (In making it up as we go along)
In yet another bizarre local death, Eric De Dedumb, was bitten on the penis, buy a brown spider, causing Eric's dick to swell 600x normal size. Now visible to the naked eye. Apparently Eric died of a broken neck, attempting to suck the poison out.
Paramedics were at first alarmed to hear moaning from an adjacent room. But were told by Eric's girlfriend, Ann Luv Hung, that it was only her daughter Alice, receiving a relaxing massage, from her brother Max. There will be no funeral service, because of a mix up at the morgue, Eric's body was taken to the waste dump, by a gang of little green men, in a minivan.
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