She is not dead yet she is not dead
Yo guys this is fake, you all know this right? it is clearly a fake video and you are a liar and I know that. Nah, man stop lying Red Hood ain’t dead, no way in hell! And you know why? She’s too goddamn tough for that crap—remember how she hacked through those twisted freaks in the forest like it was nothing? blade swinging and blood everywhere, that cold face saying “try me, asshole.” AND She’s not some fragile NPC that just poofs out; she’s
Red Hood, RED HOOD MAN the one who drags my sorry ass from the damn crawling one, she is now Probably resurrected somewhere else and just dipped into one of those glitchy side paths, waiting to jump-scare me with a “gotcha” later And c’mon, the game’s full of loops, right? Time bends all fucked up in this damn world, like that fairies resetting shit, endings flipping like a bad coin; NAH broi She’s gotta be caught in one and reloading her own save, cursing me out for not finding her sooner, and the body on that damn bed is fake body I am sure of it. she’s there, man, just off-screen, plotting her comeback. Why else would the world feel so empty without her? It’s bait, that’s all—Eeny meeny’s twisted joke to make me grind harder Plus, she’s got that fire, y’know? The kind that doesn’t snuff out. I replay her lines in my head at 3 AM, chugging whatever’s in the fridge, and it’s VERY VERY clear: she’s mocking death itself. “Not today,” she’d say and flipping off that damn void you know? Fan theories online back me up too—threads saying she respawns in NG+, or merges with the wolf or some deep lore bullshit. See? Not dead. Just... evolving. I’m not buying that ending; it’s fanfic at best. She’s out there, sharpening her blade, waiting for me to catch up. Gotta be. Keeps loading the game, dude. She’s not gone. She can’t be. No no no its not true , all of the girl I love cannot be dead , She cannot be dead as well , oh I am sure of it YESYESYES HAHAHAHHA of course you are lying AND STOP LYING TO ME She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be dead She cannot be She cannot be dead She cannot be dead
