OK, it's obvious memes are not working for this crowd and I will be forced to, sigh, again, use actual words.
Spoiler ahead!
Big Cliffhanger Reveal
It pains me to do so and shatter all the illusions anyone has about the cliffhanger but I just cannot take it anymore and have to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. Sorry, Stoya & Ken, I am weak I know.
So, yeah, things are like this...
Devs actually made a deal with Unilever to make an Axe (err... Hatchet, yes Hatchet!) bodyspray commercial in the game.
I don't blame them, they need new 3090s and the money was good.
So who is actually exiting the chopper?
Its 7 Mexican bandits - hired as actors in the commercial.
Upon exiting the chopper they will beat all the women, seduce all the men by spraying them with irresistibly fragranced body spray, and then rape them, get back in the chopper and ride off in the sunset laughing maniacally.
Stoya was pretty proud of this scenario he managed to sell and I think it will be an instant hit. The man sure knows his Mexican soap stuff...
So now you know it all and can finally stop speculating about it!
FFS, just stop!