Unity Cloud Meadow [v0.2.5.0c] [Team Nimbus]

[浅木ツンシマ]

Cant wait for team scambus to update this game to v0.2.5.1y in the next 5 years so we can try all the amazing new features and animations it will have like
"we changed the title screen image"
"we added 1 extra frame to the running animation"
"oopsie we intentionally introduced like 15 bugs in the update!they will eventually get fixed in the next week two years so no more extra content until then, sowy!"
"we slightly improved the teeth on both male and female mc"
"we changed the cheatcode to *G1VU5MNYUF1NGID0T" since we have been working SO HARD to add the new 2 microscopic pixel art anims!, by the way the magnifying glass dlc is on its way"
"we also hired a new animation but they left after less than a month because he was asking for 'compensation' for his work,we thought they were crazy and we let em go."

with amazing features like that how can you NOT be pumped???
this masterpiece truly is the star citizen of monster fucking

 

[Tshdhxujs]

This crap still exist and is barely at v 0.2.5 Jesus Christ, this shit would take longer than GTA 6. Can some moderator delete this cancer please.

Honestly f95 should have a special tag like"MILKING SCAM" in bold letters and rainbow to make sure even a blind man sees it honestly if after 1 year a game hasnt got any significant development to its main story it should be considered a milking scam.

 

[Overlord070]

 

[aspar4gus]

Remember when the game was getting proper sex scenes instead of indicipherable pixel blobs fucking with text as a lazy as shit substitute?

As long as that still produce them infinite money glitch they won't ever be pushed to make a new one

 

[sometowell]

So I ditched this back when the Dev Roadmap said they were done adding full scenes to the game and that all remaining sex would be sprites.

It's been god-knows-how-many years since then.

From skimming the changelogs it looks like that was for real, but if so I can't imagine how the game persisted since then. Anyone who's up-to-date have any insight? Is there some magical secret porn still in this porn game (at a resolution greater than 16x16p), or are the Patrons just honestly invested in the abysmal bait-and-switch dungeon-crawler that took the place of their farm n' fuck fantasy?

I have been on their discord for months now and I think the guy is a genius, they posted this

"The current plan is to deliver Cloud Meadow v1.0 with the full feature set that was promised in the 2023 roadmap; The ideas after that:

1. on the lead-up to release Team Nimbus will begin preproduction on an interim project 'game 2' which is smaller, uses a subset of the team and plays to their strengths (art and writing) with a simpler genre or format
2. development of 'game 2' will help bridge preproduction into a potential 'game 3' which is likely to be something different and a new IP

The team hired a new production lead and it led to taking another serious look at the rest of development and what's most essential for the v1.0 release (the most quality work possible in the best amount of time) to bring it closer. As a result some things that were up in the air previously are basically cut unless the team gets a surprising explosion of popularity post-release. Cloud Meadow will at the very least have a period of maintenance to sort out any bugs or glitches but otherwise no promises for post release content can be made at this time."

People don't value their money and they're also delusional, something akind to a cult

 

[Faler89]

They should cancelled the development of Cloud Meadow, then let a team of actual game devs and porn writers use assets of the game. Imagine what kind of porn game we could've gotten?

 

[sometowell]

They should cancelled the development of Cloud Meadow, then let a team of actual game devs and porn writers use assets of the game. Imagine what kind of porn game we could've gotten?

Most likely you would have gotten nothing

 

[Faler89]

Most likely you would have gotten nothing

Nah, I think we might've gotten something if the devs and writers were actually good at their jobs. A big Issue with Cloud Meadow boils down to incompetency and an unwillingness to keep it a simple farm 'n sex game.

Using updates to milk money from supporters or those who bought the game is another issue with Cloud Meadow, albeit one that requires barely any introduction. I can go on and on, though I'd be stating obvious stuff at this point.

 

[sometowell]

Nah, I think we might've gotten something if the devs and writers were actually good at their jobs. A big Issue with Cloud Meadow boils down to incompetency and an unwillingness to keep it a simple farm 'n sex game.

Using updates to milk money from supporters or those who bought the game is another issue with Cloud Meadow, albeit one that requires barely any introduction. I can go on and on, though I'd be stating obvious stuff at this point.

If the ones making the game are not good enough, you would have gotten nothing. It looks like they're planning to make a small game though

 

[Siberian Cat]

That scam is still alive? New year miracle!

 

[Faler89]

That scam is still alive? New year miracle!

Yup.

 

[aspar4gus]

They should cancelled the development of Cloud Meadow, then let a team of actual game devs and porn writers use assets of the game. Imagine what kind of porn game we could've gotten?

If you have a gold egg laying goose, would you willingly give it to someone else?

They claim they'll have noble cause and will be using the golden egg for the greater good or whatever, will you give it away?

 

[Faler89]

If you have a gold egg laying goose, would you willingly give it to someone else?

They claim they'll have noble cause and will be using the golden egg for the greater good or whatever, will you give it away?

I wouldn't treat Cloud Meadow as a gold egg laying goose, I'd halt development and hire people who can do the job to finish the development.

 

[Loocy]

Somehow....

 

[Tscn2002]

i paid for the steam version a while ago when it was on sale. i hope by the time i have grandkids this game will be finished

 

[palpet]

Oh boy this shit is still pretending to be developed?

 

[Knicknevin]

9 years into development and its version number implies it's 25% of the way to completed.

Truly, a game for all time.

 

[aspar4gus]

I wouldn't treat Cloud Meadow as a gold egg laying goose, I'd halt development and hire people who can do the job to finish the development.

finishing the development equals killing the goose lol, i mean i want u to try to look at this from the scammer's dev's pov.. they're already making monthly profits from doing mostly 1 day-worth of work each month, deliberately finishing this would be idiotic

 

[masterpyromancer]

9 years into development and its version number implies it's 25% of the way to completed.

Truly, a game for all time.

With 9 years that's about the amount of time Bethesda takes to make an Elder Scrolls game! Only this guy isn't even a AAA studio.....

 

[sometowell]

With 9 years that's about the amount of time Bethesda takes to make an Elder Scrolls game! Only this guy isn't even a AAA studio.....

Well, both have delivered disappointment so that should count for something.