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I'm happy to report that I've been progressing quite a bit lately on Cockham and a v0.8 version should be available to patrons next month! It will feature the ability of the MC to level up to level THREE super-hero and become the ultimate SUPER-STUD! As well as meeting a familiar face from the deeps... And getting both Lara and Powergirl to finally join the MC's harem!
How may sex scenes are we gonna get?
 
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Doofy Over Heaven

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Cockham v0.8 released to top tier STALLION patrons!
Join us now on my for early access!

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No offense intended but theres waaaaay too many hot superheroes and villains for you to be using videogame characters that have nothing to do with them.

I assume she is some sort of historian/artifact/powerup NPC, which means you could have easily used Zatanna,Tala, Scarlet Witch, Circe, Enchantress, Raven, Hela, Black Cat, Lois Lane, Talia Al Ghul, Cheetah, Stargirl, Vixen, Catwoman, Hawkgirl...

I could go on and on tbh but my point has been made. Come on dude, you coulda been more creative than this.
 
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Okay. But would it be possible for a villan playthrough for Alpha-Boy to NOT try to drown out the Aryan Seed during the whole wonder woman kidnap quest? Not that im pro Nazi. I just really like NTR and kinda think itd be an interesting storyline
 
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Been loving the updates to this so far, some good work! Do agree Lara Croft's inclusion is odd but I'm no one to complain, if anything for a legend like Lara Croft her tits are WAY too small!
 
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Doofy Over Heaven

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Been loving the updates to this so far, some good work! Do agree Lara Croft's inclusion is odd but I'm no one to complain, if anything for a legend like Lara Croft her tits are WAY too small!
lol the developer liked your comment but didnt respond to mine which tells me all I need to know.

He is the type of person who only reacts to positive feedback or ass-kissing, if you point out mishaps or flaws, he cant take the criticism and ignores it or pretends nothing was said.

Was thinking about supporting but nah, I dont like developers like this. Too egotistical and opposed to feedback unless its on the back of a donation or gasses up his hubris.
 
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lol the developer liked your comment but didnt respond to mine which tells me all I need to know.

He is the type of person who only reacts to positive feedback or ass-kissing, if you point out mishaps or flaws, he cant take the criticism and ignores it or pretends nothing was said.

Was thinking about supporting but nah, I dont like developers like this. Too egotistical and opposed to feedback unless its on the back of a donation or gasses up his hubris.
I'd try rephrasing your criticism, just saying it just appears you'll be pissed off no matter what. And IMO, EpicLust seems like a real one, so props to him.
 

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I'd try rephrasing your criticism, just saying it just appears you'll be pissed off no matter what. And IMO, EpicLust seems like a real one, so props to him.
I pointed out a problem: Lara Croft being in a game about Superheroes and Villains.

I offered alternatives: Magical/Historical based characters in Superhero/Villain mythos.

I always find it disappointing when a game developer just cops out and tries to go for parody/pop culture appeal rather than staying true to their narrative. Yes its a porn game, but if you dont respect your work, how do you expect others to?

I could have just stayed quiet and pirated the work but I actually wanted to help, ah well.
 

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lol the developer liked your comment but didnt respond to mine which tells me all I need to know.

He is the type of person who only reacts to positive feedback or ass-kissing, if you point out mishaps or flaws, he cant take the criticism and ignores it or pretends nothing was said.

Was thinking about supporting but nah, I dont like developers like this. Too egotistical and opposed to feedback unless its on the back of a donation or gasses up his hubris.
lotta words for what just boils down to "wahh wahh wahh he doesnt respond to meeeeee"
 
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I pointed out a problem: Lara Croft being in a game about Superheroes and Villains.

I offered alternatives: Magical/Historical based characters in Superhero/Villain mythos.

I always find it disappointing when a game developer just cops out and tries to go for parody/pop culture appeal rather than staying true to their narrative. Yes its a porn game, but if you dont respect your work, how do you expect others to?

I could have just stayed quiet and pirated the work but I actually wanted to help, ah well.
I mean, you ARE on a pirating website.
 

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I pointed out a problem: Lara Croft being in a game about Superheroes and Villains.

I offered alternatives: Magical/Historical based characters in Superhero/Villain mythos.

I always find it disappointing when a game developer just cops out and tries to go for parody/pop culture appeal rather than staying true to their narrative. Yes its a porn game, but if you dont respect your work, how do you expect others to?

I could have just stayed quiet and pirated the work but I actually wanted to help, ah well.
What you are "offering" is that I remake the whole game replacing Lara Croft with someone else.
We are on v0.7, v0.8 on my Patreon page, that's not gonna happen.
 
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Doofy Over Heaven

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I mean, you ARE on a pirating website.
God forbid someone tries to have a conversation or give feedback that could benefit a project that would make it more successful or appealing. How dare I? Instead I should do nothing, steal content and fap while laughing at people for donating money to porn games huh?
What you are "offering" is that I remake the whole game replacing Lara Croft with someone else.
We are on v0.7, v0.8 on my Patreon page, that's not gonna happen.
It wasnt me offering anything, I was inquiring why Lara Croft was even used in the first place then I named off multiple other characters who fit the theme of the game "Cockham Superheroes" that are actual magical superheroes and villains that would make much more sense in Lara's position.

From a gameplay perspective it wouldnt be remaking the game, she isnt a main character, she is the upgrade NPC which pretty much amounts to a bunch of still pngs and a shop menu which is pretty easy to replace IF someone wanted to do so.

At the end of the day its your work, I just pondered the thought process of using a non-superhero/villain character as opposed to the 10's to 100's of actual appropriate ones more fit for that position, seems like you just forgot about them or didnt know of them.
 
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EpicLust

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At the end of the day its your work, I just pondered the thought process of using a non-superhero/villain character as opposed to the 10's to 100's of actual appropriate ones more fit for that position, seems like you just forgot about them or didnt know of them.
I had that character in my library, Lara Croft was clearly a very popular character based on a number of adult games solely devoted to her (much more so that some DC/marvel characters you quoted, some of which I never even heard of), so I included her in the game, also because she was ideal for travel quests and getting out of Cockham to exotic locations.
It is what it is.
 
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I had that character in my library, Lara Croft was clearly a very popular character based on a number of adult games solely devoted to her (much more so that some DC/marvel characters you quoted, some of which I never even heard of), so I included her in the game, also because she was ideal for travel quests and getting out of Cockham to exotic locations.
It is what it is.
If anything, my only "criticism" with your response, for me, is that you didn't necessarily respond with your thought process, but IMO that's VERY minor. And from what I seen, you're hella active on here and seem pretty freakin' chill. Not glazzing you, just an observation.

I mean, it's Lara Croft, I'd have to be an idiot or gay to complain!
 
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I had that character in my library, Lara Croft was clearly a very popular character based on a number of adult games solely devoted to her (much more so that some DC/marvel characters you quoted, some of which I never even heard of), so I included her in the game, also because she was ideal for travel quests and getting out of Cockham to exotic locations.
It is what it is.
So you used her because you had her...

Thats a bad reason. Follow your own narrative, if you want to make a Lara Croft game, make a Lara Croft game. This is "Cockham Superheroes", that has nothing to do with her and for you to put her in the game just because you had her is lazy and uncreative.

Be a better game developer, if you want to create a world and narrative that tells a story, stay true to it. Lara Croft has no reason to be in this world unless she was sucked through a wormhole/portal and ended up in a reality filled with Superheroes.
 
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So you used her because you had her...

Thats a bad reason. Follow your own narrative, if you want to make a Lara Croft game, make a Lara Croft game. This is "Cockham Superheroes", that has nothing to do with her and for you to put her in the game just because you had her is lazy and uncreative.

Be a better game developer, if you want to create a world and narrative that tells a story, stay true to it. Lara Croft has no reason to be in this world unless she was sucked through a wormhole/portal and ended up in a reality filled with Superheroes.
The thing is, sure, EpicLust should've probably thought harder about it. But the thing is you're coming at him with this standoffish tone to you, like imagine how it would've gone if you just tweaked your tone to be less, well, shitty?

Also sidenote but EpicLust I fucking dig your sense of humor in these games, like the whole fucking intro to Apocalypse had me fucking gagging bruh!
 
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So you used her because you had her...

Thats a bad reason. Follow your own narrative, if you want to make a Lara Croft game, make a Lara Croft game. This is "Cockham Superheroes", that has nothing to do with her and for you to put her in the game just because you had her is lazy and uncreative.

Be a better game developer, if you want to create a world and narrative that tells a story, stay true to it. Lara Croft has no reason to be in this world unless she was sucked through a wormhole/portal and ended up in a reality filled with Superheroes.
brother put the tylenol down goddamn
 
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So you used her because you had her...

Thats a bad reason. Follow your own narrative, if you want to make a Lara Croft game, make a Lara Croft game. This is "Cockham Superheroes", that has nothing to do with her and for you to put her in the game just because you had her is lazy and uncreative.

Be a better game developer, if you want to create a world and narrative that tells a story, stay true to it. Lara Croft has no reason to be in this world unless she was sucked through a wormhole/portal and ended up in a reality filled with Superheroes.
If ur angry that much just make ur own game let the devil do what he wants its HIS game after all.
 
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