For anyone who is struggling to start Season 2 and like myself has spent hours getting run around on forums seeing assurances that you need only finish Season 1 and when you start Season 2 the game shall magically divine your save file and that if you have any issues it is somehow a problem with your Season 1 files and maybe you should download the 8 entire fucking gigs again just to be sure.
Ignore all of that shite. Just copy the Season 1 save file into the Season 2 root directory, like every other fucking game ever. That is it. That is all you have to do. I don't even know if I'm happy I finally fixed it or if I'm geniunely livid it took so long. Holy shit.