This is very close to the inner monologue I have when writing this... I wasn't planning on suggestions but I might use this."The secret of cheerleading has always carried with it a mystery."
"You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its routine."
"For no one – no one in this world can you trust. Not boys, not bitches, not the teachers you sleep with to get an A+."
[Points to pom poms]
"This you can trust."
Wait though. This is a great idea. Who wouldn't love to see transformed Hitler get a train railed on them?Well, it could be worse. It could be 'Hitler the Cheerleader'.