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A drunk man is riding in a crowded bus. He looks up and says: "On the left are fools, on the right are whores." and falls asleep, wakes up and repeats the phrase: "On the left are fools, on the right are whores." and so on several times. One lady can't stand it and says to the man: "Young man, I've been married for 20 years and I've never cheated on my husband!" To which the man replies: "Well, you're a fool. Move to the left."
 
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UpravDom

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Actually a prostitute gets paid and a high end escort gets paid well, but not Clara she gives it away for free for bbc :ROFLMAO:
Alan saw Clara's intimate photos and was very upset, but he didn't dare to find out the relationship right now!And now Alan is walking aimlessly down the street and is completely lost in thought! After a while, Alan noticed a "kind" girl under a red light and approached her! Alan looked attentively at the prostitute, thought a little more, and suddenly, unexpectedly, he took out his penis and asked the prostitute to touch it! The prostitute with a professional smile looked first at Alan's penis, then into Alan's eyes and announced : it will cost $100 and the money is up front... Alan's eyes widened in surprise and Alan said decisively: for that kind of money, I'll jerk off myself! Then he shook his head and muttered: besides everything else, Clara is also a fool, because she does such things for free... :mad: screenshot0005.png screenshot0001.png
 

gilgamesh9

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Stepped on his dick no respect. Femdom is fine but talk to him first. I am sure she knew that's not his thing. Do that shit to Leon bet he'd be down he fucks pits.Time to end this it is becoming boring last 2 updates were a waste. Especially in the story just turn it into a kinetic fuckfest. At least the fappers will get something out of it.
Yea it honestly felt really out of place to me that we jumped to it so quickly. (Her mind) Im getting railed by these guys so maybe my husband wants me to femdom him.... LMFAO :KEK:
 

gilgamesh9

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Even if she’s a hoe she’s still a “she”.And even if you throw out your gentlemanly of (I don’t hit girls) seein’ how depraved she’s becomin’ she’ll probably like the slap :ROFLMAO:
AH fuck didn't think of that lol....:KEK: She probably already does like it.
 

IHATESlowburnBluBallgames

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She's a spy !
You didn't see RED SPARROW with Jennifer Lawrence ?
Try putting the shoe on the other foot then ok. What if Alan was the secret “James bond” agent and had to seduce and have sex with mob women bosses, you think Clara would be ok with it?
Well as long as your only fucking these bitches for your job, it’s ok I forgive you:ROFLMAO:
 

PureoSpice

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Probly mock little Alan that he spanks her like a little sissy :ROFLMAO:
Spank me like you mean it
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In any case, before Alan know anythin' and want to slap her she will allready got very experienced with the other dudes and she will be immune against any sort of violence
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Since she will be a pro, my little finger told me she will be the one to teach Alan how to slap properly! :KEK:
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La Dani

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What are you talking about? o_O And I thought that she was a professional killer from the group of liquidators (the beginning of the game), for whom her boss (Paula) assigned an impossible (for Clara) task.
A spy or killer, she has a job to do!
 
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