Deviton123

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What I've just found out today makes me wanna beat the shit outta the minotaur guards and hobgoblins every time I see them. Shame you can't do it to the guards repeatedly. Also, the guards get to rape/make slaves outta us but we don't even get the option to do the same to them? In fact, all we're able to do is blow them? Bullshit.
 
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John Jonner

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The mino gaurds can rape brienne too? I thought it was just the hobs i've never seen them brought up in relation to brienne rape. Though I suppose it makes sense out of everyone it'd be savin to do it given his dislike of brienne
 
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NODOGAN

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-Be Me:
-Realize We'll hardly if ever be recognized as an all-powerful hero inside the game because power fantasy=bads.
-Understand our real quest is to fuck anything that moves and/or has a hole to fuck.
-Embrace penis mentality.
-Make an Orc, Whitemage Noble character (+1 Toughness, +1 Willpower, +1 Presence.)
-Fill character's deck with Storm & Holy spells.
-Fuck every creature they encounter in the pussy/ass/mouth/designated hole.
-Do all pregnancy content where they get to spread their noble seed across the land.
-Name Orc PC Zeus.
 

YouShallNotLol

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Also, the guards get to rape/make slaves outta us but we don't even get the option to do the same to them? In fact, all we're able to do is blow them? Bullshit.
It's been like that from the very beginning of coc1. Every random hobo could and would enslave the PC, if given a chance. All while PC was a goody two shoes inoffensive snowflake, that couldn't physically harm a fly.
Seriously, almost every generic enemy had a dedicated bad end.
 

Alterism

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The mino gaurds can rape brienne too? I thought it was just the hobs i've never seen them brought up in relation to brienne rape. Though I suppose it makes sense out of everyone it'd be savin to do it given his dislike of brienne
Sure do.

Brint + Kiyoko


Like I said it's not as bad. But like the hob goblins it wasn't made to be sexually gratifying or arouse the player
It stands out for a few reasons.


For shame, Savin.

First it was written by a person who has better things to do than write unsexy spite projects for peoples favorite characters

Secondly
Arona + Etheryn


Azzyran + Quint



Cait + Atugia


I'm sure an astute eye can recognize what's missing without my commentary. But just in case.

Absent are literally every other companion besides those two and Cait. The latter which I don't need to explain why she barely is worthy of mention. IIRC Berwyn didn't have a scene there either. Cait getting railed by one more thing is probably in Savin's strike zone.

For shame Savin
 
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Deviton123

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-Be Me:
-Realize We'll hardly if ever be recognized as an all-powerful hero inside the game because power fantasy=bads.
-Understand our real quest is to fuck anything that moves and/or has a hole to fuck.
-Embrace penis mentality.
-Make an Orc, Whitemage Noble character (+1 Toughness, +1 Willpower, +1 Presence.)
-Fill character's deck with Storm & Holy spells.
-Fuck every creature they encounter in the pussy/ass/mouth/designated hole.
-Do all pregnancy content where they get to spread their noble seed across the land.
-Name Orc PC Zeus.
If there was an option to do so, I'd:

-Make a human (for the Imperium of man)
-Turn Brint into Brienne
-Beat the shit outta Mino guards, because my character has a feeling they deserve it
-Same with hobgoblins, you think you can rob me?
-Dump Cait in the middle of nowhere
-Retire with Brienne

Kasyrra doesn't get what she wants, Cait can fuck off, I beat the shit outta people, and I get a muscular, busty, and adorable cowgirl all to myself. But alas, my power fantasy can never happen.
 

desmosome

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Sure do.

Brint + Kiyoko


Like I said it's not as bad. But like the hob goblins it wasn't made to be sexually gratifying or arouse the player
It stands out for a few reasons.


For shame, Savin.

First it was written by a person who has better things to do than write unsexy spite projects for peoples favorite characters

Secondly
Arona + Etheryn


Azzyran + Quint



Cait + Atugia


I'm sure an astute eye can recognize what's missing without my commentary. But just in case.

Absent are literally every other companion besides those two and Cait. The latter which I don't need to explain why she barely is worthy of mention. IIRC Berwyn didn't have a scene there either. Cait getting railed by one more thing is probably in Savin's strike zone.

For shame Savin
Meh, I'd be down for some good old NTR bad ends, except every single one of them includes the male PC getting assfucked or licking up cum. With all the parsers they got going, you'd think there would be a gay parser they can use. I guess they really want to stick to the lore that pretty much everything is canonically Bi in this universe.
 

Daken9

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Careful, don't get cut on that edge.
Not really edge tbh. If anything it's backwards that those people can do the most awful shit to us if they get the upper hand, meanwhile the worst my demon guy can manage is send them on their way. If you lose to the village foxes they mind wipe you and turn you into a breathing sex doll, a corruption route where we bitchslap the gilf and fuck up the village or better become its de facto ruler writes itself.
 

Cream♡Pie

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Great job with this bait post. Got all the thread replying.
It's great cuz part-time lurkers like me can finally have some understanding on why I keep getting notifications from this thread so goddamn regularly.
I'm like, "Man they are really angry right now huh..."
 

Wrynn13

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100% it wasn't Tobs now if you want to get mad at the lesson that shitshow taught tobs go for it but can't blame the chinaman this time
Odd, I know Tobs (and Savin) wrote for FoE and he acted like the simple request was a personal attack so I figured it was his. His sperging could be explained by my theory that Savin and his sidekick Tobs torpedoed FoE intentionally because he couldn't get enough backing for this piece of shit with the real CoC1's sequel still running and drawing subs away from him. Just a theory mind with no evidence aside from Savin being Savin and Tobs being Tobs. Shame as Alder was much better to deal with.
 

Fiz1247

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Meh, I'd be down for some good old NTR bad ends, except every single one of them includes the male PC getting assfucked or licking up cum. With all the parsers they got going, you'd think there would be a gay parser they can use. I guess they really want to stick to the lore that pretty much everything is canonically Bi in this universe.
Don't like the fact that the champ is defaulted to be pansexual while certain characters can decide to be lesbian only. I guess it would be a power fantasy for the champ to be straight and not be affected by tease attacks from male combatants.
 

Meblue

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Careful, don't get cut on that edge.
Ain't nothin' wrong about wantin' to beat the shit outta the guy who raped your wife. There are other characters who are willing to do way worse things to the PC. The Kitsu-den basically turns the PC into a mindless brainwashed slave for them to forcefully marry off for example. And frankly speaking, beating up the Minos/Hobgobs isn't edgy enough as far as I'm concerned.
 
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