You enter a glade as you walk in the woods, when suddenly a tall, well-muscled man jumps out in front of you. "I am sorry," he proclaims, covering his face with a hand, "I never reveal myself to mortals, but you are so beautiful and elegant I could not stop myself!" A little concerned, you take a step back and demand who the hell he is. And why is he sparkling? "It is true," he says, apparently ignoring you, "that I am a cursed creature who is immortal and really beautiful and strong, and have the special power to read people’s minds, and have to drink blood, but fear not! For I have forsworn the blood of people, and drink only from animals."
Wait, rewind a bit to the reading minds part. That’s rather creepy. The rest of the conversation goes in much the same vein, with him admitting that he’s been stalking you for some time, but claiming that it was out of love, which makes it okay. Love makes everything okay, didn’t you know?
Did they... Did they really just add a Twilight reference in one of my dreams? Just.... WHY?!?!?!?!