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muschi26

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I love it when people say "biblically accurate angels" as if the majority of angels in the Bible weren't regular humanoid angels with two wings, archangels with four, and seraphim with six. Like, I know there are the other weird ones, but still.
 

muschi26

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Thought angels in the Bible were weird ctuhlu monsters that had to tell people they appeared to not to fear them. Or at least that's what Midnight Mass taught me.
As far as I know, the Book of Ezekiel describes Cthulhu-monster angels, but elsewhere it's just dudes with varying numbers of wings. I believe it's Dante's Divine Comedy that spread such images of angels as the interlocking rings of eyes, flaming winged eyeballs, etc.
 
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After a half-ish year of basically vanishing from here, and after reading (Skimming tbh) from where I left to this day...


QRD on how "this thing has evolved (or devolved, whatever)" and which drama is trending nowadays?
 

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Its a fucking wall of text and i don't remember what i was trying to make in the first place,i just remember trying random things and realised that there is enought tf to make an accurate biblical angel and the rest is history, imperial is dumb so just typed random numbers lol
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for a shorter version my pc is muscular 370'4 tall with 10dicks the biggest being an average nubby 400inches penis and a 396inche knot, 22 set of wings,bulgy and radiant eyes, 10 salamanders tails,bears claws and black toenails XD.
M0nte dream guy.
Do you remember what consumable in particular gave you the tentacle penis?
 

Meatshield236

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Thought angels in the Bible were weird ctuhlu monsters that had to tell people they appeared to not to fear them. Or at least that's what Midnight Mass taught me.
As far as I remember from a decade and a half of Church, the Bible doesn't give many concrete descriptions of angels. All we can really go by is how people react to them or Revelations (which I've heard compelling evidence that it's either an elaborate satire of the Roman Empire or the writer was on PCP when he wrote it, so let's not go there.) We know that they can appear human (human enough that a mob in Sodom (yes that Sodom) wants to sodomize a pair (hehe)) but also they can be recognized as angels by the people they are talking to (the whole 'do not be afraid' thing.) An angel is said to guard the Garden of Eden with a flaming sword, so that implies some sort of appendage that they can use to swing the thing. Or the sword could just float. There's also the throwaway line in Genesis that mentions angels who found humans hot so they banged them and had super powered kids, so that implies functioning reproductive organs.

Come to think of it, you could make a decent porn game set in Genesis, get a harem of angel bitches or be a chad angel going around porking all the women around you. It's not even heretical or sacrilegious because that's part of the Bible baby!
 

LandBeach

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As far as I know, the Book of Ezekiel describes Cthulhu-monster angels, but elsewhere it's just dudes with varying numbers of wings. I believe it's Dante's Divine Comedy that spread such images of angels as the interlocking rings of eyes, flaming winged eyeballs, etc.
I think it had something to do with wording or translation? I'm not sure but I think there was something about angels not being good looking, but instead good at looking. There was some other stuff I think but this was something that stood out to me.
 
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Its a fucking wall of text and i don't remember what i was trying to make in the first place,i just remember trying random things and realised that there is enought tf to make an accurate biblical angel and the rest is history, imperial is dumb so just typed random numbers lol
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for a shorter version my pc is muscular 370'4 tall with 10dicks the biggest being an average nubby 400inches penis and a 396inche knot, 22 set of wings,bulgy and radiant eyes, 10 salamanders tails,bears claws,8pairs of demon legs with black toenails XD.
M0nte dream guy.
the fuck are the "bulgy eyes" and "icy,gold scales" from?
 
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