Don't you have a heart? Cait is a proud slut and you're shaming her REEEEEEE!!!!
Am I hearing boss music? Nah, can't be.
Some mods or that one mod:
Did I just hear...SHAMING??!
Me?..Have a heart?..This godforsaken land (Pun intended) needs to have one, after all I've done for them they still treat me like a damn savage, like I'm just a nobody even after all the feats no one can ever achieve...
Those trapped fuckers in the necklace won't get out without ME, The son and the wife* of that damn bar owner won't live WITHOUT ME.
THE DAMN ICE ELF WON'T LIVE WITHOUT ME, THE DAMN CAT WON'T WIN THE FIGHT AGAINST THAT OLD MAN WIZARD WITHOUT ME!
THE CENTAUR AND THE ORCS WILL STILL BE STUCK IN THEIR DARK TIMES WITHOUT ME!!! THE DAMN CAT WON'T SEE HER FATHER ALIVE WITHOUT ME EITHER!!! THE MEDALLION THAT FUCKING BAR OWNER WANTS WILL NEVER BE TAKEN FROM THE GHOST WITHOUT ME!!!
AND MOST OF ALL, THIS DAMN WORLD WON'T BE SAVED WHEN THE OMNIBUS SHOWED UP WITHOUT ME!!! I AM WHAT'S SAVING ALL THESE FUCKERS AND THEY CAN'T EVEN BE APPRECIATIVE OT IT!!! THESE SELFISH FUCKERS DESERVE TO DIE IF THEY KEEP TREATING ME LIKE SHIT!!!
And with that bartender, Another barrel mixed with the strongest poison, I've been reminded of my own damn daughter once again...
The frost elves gave me a "title" although it's more of a formality with me signing a contract as their personal guard with no pay in return...
I was supposed to be this land's savior but look at me now, I'm dating the very thing I'm sworn to destroy
*chugging intensifies*
Right after they got out of the necklace, they for some fucking reason made me feel bad for not being with them for like a decade, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I can't do time magic shit.
My kid married a random that thinks he's cool even if he's lame as fuck, he also can't even see how lucky that bastard is and the worst part is that he doesn't even know what kind of feats my daughter's father has and my wife agreed to it without my damn consent...
I saved the cat and agreed to help her find her sister, I saved her dad from their would-be captors, probably would-be murderers too, built a whole damn temple just for her and all I got is a fucking discount and a walking fleshlight that can heal corruption by kissing their ass and not to mention the "No to anal" bullshit...
*chugging intensifies once again*
Maybe when I pass out this time, I'll wake up in a better world with people who actually act like one, not self-entitled assholes with an ego as big as planets...
*Passes out*
Man it's just so hard to enjoy this piece of shit when they keep trying to make you NOT enjoy it.