This is so tiring to read. I don't think anybody actually gives half a fuck about what abilities Tira gives to her champions.
Like holy fuck the man actually bothered to write about how amazing Leofric was that he cannot be killed 'cuz he regenerates like Wolverine apparently. Also unless you're Super Special you dont get her True Gifts.
He seems so overly excited about his OCs and for whatever reason expects everyone else to really be intrigued by generic Goddess number 2 and generic abilities? I've seen better fanfiction written by morons than this professional writer writing this pathetic, miserable excuse of a paragraph.
Is this meant to be ironic? Like is this perhaps some deep level of sarcasm that I can't even detect? Because this is just..actually sad. Like not even bad, just straight up sad. Even Tobs seems more self-aware.
Like apparently, we cannot even KILL leofric. When we beat him it's because he will give up to respect our efforts.
That is one hundred percent copium. Someone else wrote this before me about how when they oneshot Leofric the text would probably say that it was a tough fight or something, yeah that's 100 percent confirmed. Dude is apparently unbeatable and will only lose 'cuz he respects our effort.
I have no words. I've written some witty insults about Tobs but I actually have no words here. Is this a self insert? Like for what reason did he actually put an unbeatable super special asshole who only loses to us 'cuz he got bored? And why is he actually taking this seriously?