100% on board with you on this. I like the quality of the writing in COC 2 much more than I did in the original but that comes at the price of the player character becoming this tonally inconsistent mess. I have chosen to just embrace this and play through as though it were American Psycho.
I live at the Frosthound Tavern in Hawkthorne Village in the Frost Marches. My name is Patrick Bateman. I am 27 years old. I believe in fucking every living thing around me. In the morning, I get my cock sucked by a horny priestess, then I'll eat out a cowgirl while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand alphabets now. After I clean up, I plow my defeated Orc adversary and use a Blue Egg infused with a Turgid Mushroom to grow my cock a further four inches, then a Purple Egg and a Wild Melon to grow out my ass while I clean my cock off inside of a trappy elf.
There is an idea of a Champion of Hawkthorne, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can suck my cock and feel my flesh inside yours, and maybe you can sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not there.
Pc: New cocks. What do you think?
Cait: Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that.
Pc: Picked them up from the alchemist's yesterday.
Quintillus: Good coloring.
Pc: That's mottled pink and black. With a mark of the wyld.
Arona: It's very cool, Pc, but that's nothing. Look at this.
Atugia: That is really nice.
Arona: Orc cock, extra musk, with puss. What do you think?
Pc: Nice.
Atugia: Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
Pc: [Thinking] I can't believe that Atugia prefers Arona's cock to mine.
Brint: But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Natural mottled minotaur coloration, with minotaur cum and ntr musk.
Pc: Impressive. Very nice.
Atugia: Hmm.
Pc: Let's see Quintillus' cock.
Pc: [Thinking] Look at that subtle off-red coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a aphrodisiac spell.
Etheryn: Is something wrong, Pc? You're sweating.