FurrBat

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Maybe it's because I don't pay attention (in general) to game updates. And this happens all the time. But how do you write 120 pages about sex, with one character? Like am I just confused on the length of a page? Are they calculated differently before going into the game? Is this meant for the rest of her entire lifetime? Because that seems excessive.

Is that why a number of scenes felt like they went on forever? Maybe I should've paid more attention to the in game writing credits for stuff. I'm mean I'll give some kudos for being able to write that much for this long. Because lord knows I would've been tapped out long by now. But goddamn.
You know I'm kinda curious too, if those pages are your normal google doc times n.roman 12 then with that speed of writing the game should be done already or 3 times longer atleast. Like jesus my masters thesis was only 83 pages but you tellin me Tobs can spew purple prose like a game of Splatoon?
 
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Tsubuhaza

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Maybe it's because I don't pay attention (in general) to game updates. And this happens all the time. But how do you write 120 pages about sex, with one character? Like am I just confused on the length of a page? Are they calculated differently before going into the game? Is this meant for the rest of her entire lifetime? Because that seems excessive.

Is that why a number of scenes felt like they went on forever? Maybe I should've paid more attention to the in game writing credits for stuff. I'm mean I'll give some kudos for being able to write that much for this long. Because lord knows I would've been tapped out long by now. But goddamn.
If I was the hopeful type, I'd guess that those pages factor in your champion's gender and other options. So it's not necessarily 120 fresh pages but like... 60 or 30 fresh pages multiplied due to having different sexual characteristics in one of the characters.

But it's Tobs, he might've just gone and wrote the English Football League preview for the 2024-25 season in porn form. All the way to the 7th tier.
 

YouShallNotLol

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Maybe it's because I don't pay attention (in general) to game updates. And this happens all the time. But how do you write 120 pages about sex, with one character? Like am I just confused on the length of a page? Are they calculated differently before going into the game? Is this meant for the rest of her entire lifetime? Because that seems excessive.

Is that why a number of scenes felt like they went on forever? Maybe I should've paid more attention to the in game writing credits for stuff. I'm mean I'll give some kudos for being able to write that much for this long. Because lord knows I would've been tapped out long by now. But goddamn.
I recently checked out Noir (written by TOBS), 90% of text is unironically spent on repeating* descriptions of every minute speck of dust in the room. While sex itself takes barely a paragraph.
That's how you get 180 pages of "content" on paper, in actuality cramped into just a couple scenes.


*I dare you to take a shot every time the word "contraception" is repeated in the impregnation scene. I double dare you.
(I am legally not responsible for ensuing alcohol poisoning.)
 
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destroyerofassholes

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Jstar's writing is generally terrible but I can't help but like some of their concepts. I loooooooove sub Jaelyn other than the third wheeling with the other elf.

I've always hated the corrupted lupines and find their encounters in the forest to be ass, but the idea of forcibly feminizing them into a "haremguard" (actually used in game to describe them lmao) is hilarious to me. The scenes are meh af but still, the update gets a pass for that alone. Though it sucks that we have to trade the bard wolf for this, the silver lining is that we seemingly weren't going to get to dominate her anyway if we side with her.

Games should have more haremguards.
 

fetishgirl

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Shame there are no new images for this patch guess Moira must be on vacation or something. This has been one of the better patches for me since the Drifta quest was introduced as the last 2 patches were gameplay related and blue balling us on the idea of an actual developed corrupt path for the centaur village so I skipped them and didn't even bother. Have no idea if the corruption content was good don't want to know as the teasing is just annoying.

As for Nihara because she is in such a distant location I mostly forgot she existed but harem guard is an excellent idea whether you hate or love Jstar's writing his ideas are on point nice to have a dungeon clear with a decent reward for once. Also Jstar's feral scene (femdom) with Asynja was a lot better than Super Granny. Komari who hasn't fucked for years or do any physical activity be a sex goddess better than the CoC 2 gods who makes you beg for mercy when you squeeze her tail. Aury is the worst writer for me other than maybe Bubblelord. Not against fucking a hot GILF but for them to be more dominant and skilled than characters like Kalysea and Tay and other gods was just an excuse to write their personal fetish into the game.
 
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Sacred_Lamb

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I’m down bad for preg content so I read the entire thing. The shitty explanation is “goocat could always produce this much, she just wasn’t???!!?”

Like damn that’s the best reason you could think off? I get it I knocked her up a shit ton, yet the solution was magically inside her all along and I just needed to perform a fetch quest for an item I never actually get to hold to solve a problem that technically doesn’t exist?
I remember someone glazing them earlier in the thread, talking about how they're technical don't even get me started on the Ahmri corruption route that:
1. Retcons how the demon transformation works, it was hanging by a thread but they Snipped it.
2. Makes Tollus look stupid, why give us the girl? He knows she can't beat us and it's not some psychological game because it's not even played up as such. Fucking lame
3. Literally could've used the Chimera Witch at the Fjord crossing to tie that area up nicely but no we just guh use the the tried n true convenient plot device of "Tollus did it!"
 
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Sacred_Lamb

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Maybe it's because I don't pay attention (in general) to game updates. And this happens all the time. But how do you write 120 pages about sex, with one character? Like am I just confused on the length of a page? Are they calculated differently before going into the game? Is this meant for the rest of her entire lifetime? Because that seems excessive.

Is that why a number of scenes felt like they went on forever? Maybe I should've paid more attention to the in game writing credits for stuff. I'm mean I'll give some kudos for being able to write that much for this long. Because lord knows I would've been tapped out long by now. But goddamn.
I think he just edges then goons for hrs on end while writing. Dude writing get redundant real quick but it makes sense if u take what I said in context cause his porno is on repeat....either tht or his AI fuckin up
 
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Sacred_Lamb

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Jstar's writing is generally terrible but I can't help but like some of their concepts. I loooooooove sub Jaelyn other than the third wheeling with the other elf.

I've always hated the corrupted lupines and find their encounters in the forest to be ass, but the idea of forcibly feminizing them into a "haremguard" (actually used in game to describe them lmao) is hilarious to me. The scenes are meh af but still, the update gets a pass for that alone. Though it sucks that we have to trade the bard wolf for this, the silver lining is that we seemingly weren't going to get to dominate her anyway if we side with her.

Games should have more haremguards.
STAR'S writing has been flames so far so I'm curious as to what u don't like about it.
Agreed on the Bae'lyn bit tho. I'd shill for some more content for her, especially if the writer in question actually payed attention to her quirks which seem to have been forgotten by her own creator, like tf happen to the cum-button tattoo or using the collar or the fact u can use her to keep u erect or the thirsty milf attitude. Gariford wrote a scene with her n Ahmri and it felt like a different character completely.
 
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Drienub

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The female wolves are disappointing. The scenes are ok, I guess, but there is no fun dynamic to their character, no power play. Your interactions with their leader are very nonchalant, which doesn't seem right considering you've made him and his pack into your bitches in a very literal sense.
 

Biostar

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What's the self created situation this time?
What is it this time? Goocat's boobs turned into cancer? They gave cancer to the Champ?
Goocat is forever stuck in one place and there's nothing you can do about it. Fine, why did you bring it up in the first place if I can't do anything about it then? Tobs does this all the time in his writing. It's like he enjoys putting dead ends in your way.
 

thecatcameback

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Goocat is forever stuck in one place and there's nothing you can do about it. Fine, why did you bring it up in the first place if I can't do anything about it then? Tobs does this all the time in his writing. It's like he enjoys putting dead ends in your way.
He really does.

Ah well. It's nice to get further confirmation to always ignore Tobs. Just read the first sentence of everything he writes, cross your eyes in the middle, and uncross them on the last sentence before hitting next.
 
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darcal

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Please give me the saved files. I haven't played for a long time, and therefore it will take a lot of time to get to the new content. Thanks a lot for the early ones.
 

Tsubuhaza

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A lot! I'm literally starting from the beginning because I cleaned up koke's files. And yes, I play on the browser. To read from the beginning... Fuuuu
Story mode, hack your save to have as many grenades as possible, put something to play on the background. I'm partial to R.E.M.'s Shiny Happy People.

Daft Punk's Touch would probably fit in well too.
 
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