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Meatshield236

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The problem I have with a lot of futa characters isn't that they exist, it's that the writing and the art go out of their way to hide what they are. Just say she's a futa! Don't beat around the bush and play all coy like futas being in the game is somehow a surprise. They never just say "she's a futa" it's all "she's packing a little something extra" or some such nonsense. And don't get me started on the art, they'll have a thin loincloth or skin-tight outfit that indicates nothing, but then they pull out a 5 ft shlongendoodle out of the fucking futa dimension. It's probably one of their kinks, but it makes actually sifting through characters and figuring out if they have the right equipment a pain in the ass. Just tell us! This is a world with literal sex magic, a simple "detect reproductive equipment" ability would go miles in making people not complain about the futas. The game goes out of it's way to make you think they're not packing heat, and then bam, cock.
 

jfmherokiller

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This is still the most braindead decision I've seen for a video game in my entire life. Why the fuck would you kill the absolute chillest, most wise living thing in the world that just wants to do good, to recruit 2 useless fucks LARPing as the dragonborns secret service? Motherfuckers you're supposed to serve ME, not the other way around. Fuck Delphine, troll ass lookin wench.
you can also bet that, that mission was probably one of the first mods somone made to fix the game.
 
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Mrbark1234

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This is still the most braindead decision I've seen for a video game in my entire life. Why the fuck would you kill the absolute chillest, most wise living thing in the world that just wants to do good, to recruit 2 useless fucks LARPing as the dragonborns secret service? Motherfuckers you're supposed to serve ME, not the other way around. Fuck Delphine, troll ass lookin wench.
Oh and too add too this your character has the blood of Akatosh aka gods blood the reason Delphines order the blades exist is to serve us the dragonborn its like the knights templars refusing to obey jesus chirst
 

MagnaSonic3000

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You're in denial about how much railroaded "but thou must" bullshit is in Skyrim.
It's not denial it's I've literally never asked the Blades for help because in the time I've played Skyrim I've actually never gone down that route.

If we really wanna get technical about how much of a power fantasy Skyrim is, you are far more equipped to just master everything in the game compared to, I don't know, Daggerfall, which is actually built like an RPG, where you have legit strengths and weaknesses unlike Skyrim, where your racial trait only gives you some kind of strength without any drawback. Savin's desire to limit the player isn't as different as how Bethesda does it, but at least in Skyrim's case outside of some strange writing on Bethesda's part, narratively you can be the family pet of all the Daedra, only to spit in all their faces because killing Alduin will give you a spot in the Nord's final resting place, even if you're not a Nord.

Last I checked the Daedra are kind of the universal bullies of the world, and being able to make a pact with all of them only to shit on every single one of them is not something you can normally do.
 

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This is still the most braindead decision I've seen for a video game in my entire life. Why the fuck would you kill the absolute chillest, most wise living thing in the world that just wants to do good, to recruit 2 useless fucks LARPing as the dragonborns secret service? Motherfuckers you're supposed to serve ME, not the other way around. Fuck Delphine, troll ass lookin wench.
God I hate how Bethesda handles factions/organizations but that might be the worst instance of it. Literally she's the last remnant of a organization whose only purpose is to protect and dickride you the dragonborn, but still barks out orders at ya like she's in charge. Guess the blades fucking end with her then cause fuck killing Mario.

Oh and too add too this your character has the blood of Akatosh aka gods blood the reason Delphines order the blades exist is to serve us the dragonborn its like the knights templars refusing to obey jesus chirst
Its insane how hard they botch writing, and honestly going that route wouldn't be the end of the world if your character was allowed to point this shit out??? Like let me tell her how fucking retarded she's being at the very least or even disband the blades myself.
 
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The problem I have with a lot of futa characters isn't that they exist, it's that the writing and the art go out of their way to hide what they are. Just say she's a futa! Don't beat around the bush and play all coy like futas being in the game is somehow a surprise. They never just say "she's a futa" it's all "she's packing a little something extra" or some such nonsense. And don't get me started on the art, they'll have a thin loincloth or skin-tight outfit that indicates nothing, but then they pull out a 5 ft shlongendoodle out of the fucking futa dimension. It's probably one of their kinks, but it makes actually sifting through characters and figuring out if they have the right equipment a pain in the ass. Just tell us! This is a world with literal sex magic, a simple "detect reproductive equipment" ability would go miles in making people not complain about the futas. The game goes out of it's way to make you think they're not packing heat, and then bam, cock.
Adjatha's art from TiTS, even before their current balloon fetish phase emphasizes bulges on bedicked characters so they're pretty easy to tell. Moira should do this too imo (and only this lol, Adjatha's art is only getting worse)
 

MagnaSonic3000

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Its insane how hard they botch writing, and honestly going that route wouldn't be the end of the world if your character was allowed to point this shit out??? Like let me tell her how fucking retarded she's being at the very least or even disband the blades myself.
There is an anti-retard mod. If I remember, you basically shout down (somewhat literally) the Blades serving you by getting pissed off that they aren't listening to their demi-god they're sworn to serve. After this you get the Blades to work with you while the Italian dragon is still alive.
 

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Adjatha's art from TiTS, even before their current balloon fetish phase emphasizes bulges on bedicked characters so they're pretty easy to tell. Moira should do this too imo (and only this lol, Adjatha's art is only getting worse)
The problem with Adjatha's art is that they like to have very engorged mounds of venus (or whatever the outer part of the vagina is called,) making them look like regular sized balls or something resembling balls. They protrude so much that they're bigger than my IRL balls. I know it's supposed to be exaggerated fetish art and lord knows I'm a big fan of them big old titties, but I think they've hit the point where the exaggeration makes features unrecognizable masses of flesh.
 

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It's not denial it's I've literally never asked the Blades for help because in the time I've played Skyrim I've actually never gone down that route.

If we really wanna get technical about how much of a power fantasy Skyrim is, you are far more equipped to just master everything in the game compared to, I don't know, Daggerfall, which is actually built like an RPG, where you have legit strengths and weaknesses unlike Skyrim, where your racial trait only gives you some kind of strength without any drawback. Savin's desire to limit the player isn't as different as how Bethesda does it, but at least in Skyrim's case outside of some strange writing on Bethesda's part, narratively you can be the family pet of all the Daedra, only to spit in all their faces because killing Alduin will give you a spot in the Nord's final resting place, even if you're not a Nord.

Last I checked the Daedra are kind of the universal bullies of the world, and being able to make a pact with all of them only to shit on every single one of them is not something you can normally do.
Adding to that, I'm certain that the last Dragonborn is already beyond most Daedric Princes by the end of the game. I'm not sure of it's canonicity, but according to this Alduin made Dagon (one of the stronger Daedric Princes) his bitch:



I wish you could fight Daedric Princes in Skyrim. Too bad you can't, which is why I got the Vigilant mod where you have the opportunity to fight more than one.
 
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After reading through the new kitsune content, I don't understand why he needed to lose his tails to get tits, or I don't understand the logic behind it? He got ass blasted by some tanuku bitch and instead of being like "Yeah I take it up the ass" he goes to his God to be more like the tanuki but instead of just getting a pussy, he just goes with the tits, like bro you're still just guy, you got breasts now, literally noting fucking changed what is this shit? Like bro if youre gonna be a kitsune, at least give me the ability to put a baby in you. nick-young-confused-face-300x256-nqlyaa.jpg
 

MagnaSonic3000

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but according to this Alduin made Dagon (one of the stronger Daedric Princes) his bitch
That's the weird HP Lovecraft one right? He's actually one of the few Princes who you basically get fucked into working for as you're going through the final DLC if I remember, so meeting Dagon for the most part isn't even optional, and you still fuck him over at game's end.

That's exactly what I mean, aside from a few gripes, you are lord of everything. So what if you can't handle the Stormcloak rebellion how you want, who cares that the Blades are retarded, you're still a demi god capable of killing literally unkillable dragons, screwing over every Daedric Prince while also holding a pact with every single of them (which I'm pretty sure you can't do), you can become a Vampire Lord just through convenience rather than being beaten and/or raped by Molag Bal (that is exactly how pure vampires are made), you learn a shout people invented to basically rip apart a dragon's soul (I admit this one was more the effort of everyone else, but you still learn shouts instantly, even a man made one a dragon wouldn't know), and you prevent a literal god of destruction and death from doing his actual job of destroying the world (that's Alduin's entire point of existence, you're just delaying his destiny).

Like holy shit you have to be fucking high as a kite to think you're just some random goober trying to get by instead of a lore breaking badass who does whatever the fuck they want. Hilariously the most limiting thing in the game is just the simple fact you can't have multiple wives without mods because Mara is just that powerful I guess.
 

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That's the weird HP Lovecraft one right? He's actually one of the few Princes who you basically get fucked into working for as you're going through the final DLC if I remember, so meeting Dagon for the most part isn't even optional, and you still fuck him over at game's end.

That's exactly what I mean, aside from a few gripes, you are lord of everything. So what if you can't handle the Stormcloak rebellion how you want, who cares that the Blades are retarded, you're still a demi god capable of killing literally unkillable dragons, screwing over every Daedric Prince while also holding a pact with every single of them (which I'm pretty sure you can't do), you can become a Vampire Lord just through convenience rather than being beaten and/or raped by Molag Bal (that is exactly how pure vampires are made), you learn a shout people evented designed to basically rip apart a dragon's soul (I admit this one was more the effort of everyone else, but you still learn shouts instantly, even a man made one a dragon wouldn't know), and you prevent a literal god of destruction and death from doing his actual job of destroying the world (that's Alduin's entire point of existence, you're just delaying his destiny).

Like holy shit you have to be fucking high as a kite to think you're just some random goober trying to get by instead of a lore breaking badass who does whatever the fuck they want. Hilariously the most limiting thing in the game is just the simple fact you can't have multiple wives without mods because Mara is just that powerful I guess.
Nah Dagon is the daedric prince that you see at the end of Oblivion Hermaeus mora is the one you fuck over at the end of dragonborn.
 

MagnaSonic3000

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Ah, I'm getting the names wrong I guess. But it is true you're forced to meet him, and you can still go to the end of the game with your soul free of all that dead weight.
 

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The problem with Adjatha's art is that they like to have very engorged mounds of venus (or whatever the outer part of the vagina is called,) making them look like regular sized balls or something resembling balls. They protrude so much that they're bigger than my IRL balls. I know it's supposed to be exaggerated fetish art and lord knows I'm a big fan of them big old titties, but I think they've hit the point where the exaggeration makes features unrecognizable masses of flesh.
Never got adjas latest art.Like most futas have...2 pairs of balls? like what?
 
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Deviton123

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Like holy shit you have to be fucking high as a kite to think you're just some random goober trying to get by instead of a lore breaking badass who does whatever the fuck they want. Hilariously the most limiting thing in the game is just the simple fact you can't have multiple wives without mods because Mara is just that powerful I guess.
There are mods for that, my friend. Although, I ain't ever gonna have multiple wives/lovers. Too much work lmao. Oh yeah, the friggin bandits witness me literally killing a dragon (all of them are basically demigods) and absorbing their soul and thinking: "Nah, I'd win" will never not be hilarious.
 

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Adjatha's art from TiTS, even before their current balloon fetish phase emphasizes bulges on bedicked characters so they're pretty easy to tell. Moira should do this too imo (and only this lol, Adjatha's art is only getting worse)
I have just been ignoring the new content in TiTS, a lot of the character art Adjatha has done recently is an instant turn off.
 
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