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netcov

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How do I install the apk when it's in zip form? If I extract it it's all loose files
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The .zip file is for windows. You extract the content into a folder and execute the .exe file.

The .apk is for android. Usually you just need it do load onto your android device, execute the .apk from your file browser on said android device (prompt to install), install it and then execute the CoC2 via the app icon.
 

Grey75

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???

The .zip file is for windows. You extract the content into a folder and execute the .exe file.

The .apk is for android. Usually you just need it do load onto your android device, execute the .apk from your file browser on said android device (prompt to install), install it and then execute the CoC2 via the app icon.
Yeah, I know what the file formats are for.

The files he uploaded are the Windows version, and the other comes up as CoC II-0.7.36.apk.zip
 

YouShallNotLol

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As usual Tobs enjoys writing dialogue basically telling us we can't do shit about a situation so stop worrying about it despite him being the one to make it a big deal in the first place, repeatedly.
What is it this time? Goocat's boobs turned into cancer? They gave cancer to the Champ?
 

Farhan124

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can anyone give me some way to change asgeir and the lupins gender? I accidently forgot to make them females, don't have a save before the dungeon.
 
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MarvintheBee

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What is it this time? Goocat's boobs turned into cancer? They gave cancer to the Champ?
Apparently goocat worries that she can't feed her ever increasing number of children with milk in the future. So she comes to you, wanting a solution to her problem. Somehow the only option to increase her milk output is the milker from the caravan.

And does it work? No clue I got lost in the walls of text and just started skipping the rest.
 

Lord Kentus

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Apparently goocat worries that she can't feed her ever increasing number of children with milk in the future. So she comes to you, wanting a solution to her problem. Somehow the only option to increase her milk output is the milker from the caravan.

And does it work? No clue I got lost in the walls of text and just started skipping the rest.
Why don't you just kick the goocat into the lake and dip like a G? This is the definition of a problem not worth solving
 

RandomIgloo

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Apparently goocat worries that she can't feed her ever increasing number of children with milk in the future. So she comes to you, wanting a solution to her problem. Somehow the only option to increase her milk output is the milker from the caravan.

And does it work? No clue I got lost in the walls of text and just started skipping the rest.
I’m down bad for preg content so I read the entire thing. The shitty explanation is “goocat could always produce this much, she just wasn’t???!!?”

Like damn that’s the best reason you could think off? I get it I knocked her up a shit ton, yet the solution was magically inside her all along and I just needed to perform a fetch quest for an item I never actually get to hold to solve a problem that technically doesn’t exist?
 

ChubbyFatBoy

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Maybe it's because I don't pay attention (in general) to game updates. And this happens all the time. But how do you write 120 pages about sex, with one character? Like am I just confused on the length of a page? Are they calculated differently before going into the game? Is this meant for the rest of her entire lifetime? Because that seems excessive.

Is that why a number of scenes felt like they went on forever? Maybe I should've paid more attention to the in game writing credits for stuff. I'm mean I'll give some kudos for being able to write that much for this long. Because lord knows I would've been tapped out long by now. But goddamn.
 

FurrBat

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Maybe it's because I don't pay attention (in general) to game updates. And this happens all the time. But how do you write 120 pages about sex, with one character? Like am I just confused on the length of a page? Are they calculated differently before going into the game? Is this meant for the rest of her entire lifetime? Because that seems excessive.

Is that why a number of scenes felt like they went on forever? Maybe I should've paid more attention to the in game writing credits for stuff. I'm mean I'll give some kudos for being able to write that much for this long. Because lord knows I would've been tapped out long by now. But goddamn.
You know I'm kinda curious too, if those pages are your normal google doc times n.roman 12 then with that speed of writing the game should be done already or 3 times longer atleast. Like jesus my masters thesis was only 83 pages but you tellin me Tobs can spew purple prose like a game of Splatoon?
 
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Tsubuhaza

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Maybe it's because I don't pay attention (in general) to game updates. And this happens all the time. But how do you write 120 pages about sex, with one character? Like am I just confused on the length of a page? Are they calculated differently before going into the game? Is this meant for the rest of her entire lifetime? Because that seems excessive.

Is that why a number of scenes felt like they went on forever? Maybe I should've paid more attention to the in game writing credits for stuff. I'm mean I'll give some kudos for being able to write that much for this long. Because lord knows I would've been tapped out long by now. But goddamn.
If I was the hopeful type, I'd guess that those pages factor in your champion's gender and other options. So it's not necessarily 120 fresh pages but like... 60 or 30 fresh pages multiplied due to having different sexual characteristics in one of the characters.

But it's Tobs, he might've just gone and wrote the English Football League preview for the 2024-25 season in porn form. All the way to the 7th tier.
 

YouShallNotLol

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Maybe it's because I don't pay attention (in general) to game updates. And this happens all the time. But how do you write 120 pages about sex, with one character? Like am I just confused on the length of a page? Are they calculated differently before going into the game? Is this meant for the rest of her entire lifetime? Because that seems excessive.

Is that why a number of scenes felt like they went on forever? Maybe I should've paid more attention to the in game writing credits for stuff. I'm mean I'll give some kudos for being able to write that much for this long. Because lord knows I would've been tapped out long by now. But goddamn.
I recently checked out Noir (written by TOBS), 90% of text is unironically spent on repeating* descriptions of every minute speck of dust in the room. While sex itself takes barely a paragraph.
That's how you get 180 pages of "content" on paper, in actuality cramped into just a couple scenes.


*I dare you to take a shot every time the word "contraception" is repeated in the impregnation scene. I double dare you.
(I am legally not responsible for ensuing alcohol poisoning.)
 
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