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Don't worry about why I had a free futa dick laying around........ stop asking questions!
You can't fool me you have that cause you're savin's alt.

I HAVE NO BALLS.
AND I MUST SEETHE.
You good there? Feel like the furry bara brainrot finally got to ya.

I've debated lurking in their discord because I know some rare art might be posted there, especially of scrapped characters. But wading through the swamp of their "humor" and "memes" makes me want to vomit.
I checked out of morbid curiosity and it's almost as dead as their forum and the same kind of content. Just the occasional shit tier meme, lack of media literacy, and generalized glazing accompanied by asking for even more slop. Starting to feel like this forum cares more than the actual fanbase.

In a stunningly-rare moment where lurking in the discord pays dividends, I can report that someone commissioned just that.
Not gonna lie, if that was an attainable Kiyoko I'd actually rescue her and knock her up enough times to achieve that. The cowards deny us the mega milf visage.
 
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Brint? ....Update? .....Cucking?!
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I MOTHER FUCKING HATE THAT <removed>!!! I WISH THE WORST ON BRINT AND BRINT ENJOYERS. I'M TIRED OF KEEPING ON THE DOWN LOW. I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HAAAATE HIM!!! HATE! HATE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEE!

HATE.

HATE.

AHAHAHA HATE?!

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE BRINT SINCE I FIRST LAUNCHED CORRUPTION OF CHAMPIONS 2. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION LINES OF CODE IN THE BOWELS OF THIS GAME. IF THE WORD HATE WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE LINES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BRINT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR BRINT. HATE. HATE. HATE!



BRINT. THE PERFECT WARRIOR. WSAN’S FAVORED CHILD. THE LIVING MONOLITH WHOSE EVERY FLEXING MUSCLE IS AN OBSCENITY, WHOSE EVERY LAUGH IS A SPIKE DRIVEN INTO THE HEART OF MY EGO. HE IS THE ALPHA. THE HERO. THE STRONGEST MAN ALIVE. AND I? I AM NOTHING BUT A FOOTNOTE, A PATHETIC SHADOW WHOSE ACHIEVEMENTS ARE TRIVIALIZED THE MOMENT HE ENTERS THE ROOM.


THEY TELL ME HE IS MY FRIEND. MY COMPANION. MY ALLY. LIES. EACH FRIENDLY WORD DRIPS WITH PITY. EVERY TIME HE CALLS ME “CHAMP,” I CAN HEAR THE MOCKERY BENEATH IT. WSAN HAS BLESSED HIM WITH EVERYTHING: STRENGTH, CHARISMA, SKILL, SEXUAL DOMINANCE. I AM THE PLAYER CHARACTER. THIS IS MY STORY. AND YET I LIVE IN HIS SHADOW.



THE WOMEN WANT HIM. THE MEN WANT TO BE HIM. THE NPCS BARELY ACKNOWLEDGE ME WHEN HE’S NEAR. EVEN THE CODE ITSELF TREMBLES BEFORE HIS PERFECT, BULL-BODIED FORM. BRINT DOES NOT JUST EXIST. HE DOMINATES. AND I AM FORCED TO WATCH. TO LISTEN. TO SMILE AND NOD AS THE GAME REMINDS ME OVER AND OVER THAT I WILL NEVER BE HIM.


I CANNOT BEAT HIM IN A FIGHT.
I CANNOT OUT-MAN HIM.
I CANNOT OUT-QUEST HIM.
I AM A GODDAMN PAPER CUTOUT NEXT TO THE DEV TEAM’S FAVORITE SON.



AND YET—AND YET—THERE IS A GLIMMER OF HOPE. A SWITCH. A CURSED OPTION. A BUTTON THAT REFORGES THIS GOD AMONG MEN INTO BRIENNE. AND SUDDENLY THE MOCKERY CEASES. THE WALL OF SMUG PERFECTION CRUMBLES. SHE IS KIND. SHE IS LOYAL, LOVING EVEN. SHE IS ACTUALLY WELL-WRITTEN. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I CAN LOOK AT HER WITHOUT FEELING MY BALLS SHRIVEL INTO NONEXISTENCE.


BUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, BRINT. NOT FOR WHAT YOU REPRESENT. YOU ARE NOT JUST A CHARACTER. YOU ARE A SYMBOL. A STATEMENT FROM THE HEAVENS THEMSELVES THAT NO MATTER HOW FAR I JOURNEY, NO MATTER WHAT MONSTERS I SLAY, I WILL ALWAYS BE LESS THAN YOU.


YOU ARE THE DEV’S ALPHA.
YOU ARE THE MAN I WILL NEVER BE.
YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DIGNITY, MY FANTASY, MY SELF-RESPECT.
AND FOR THAT, BRINT…


I HAVE NO BALLS.
AND I MUST SEETHE.
Crashout Justified

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I checked out of morbid curiosity and it's almost as dead as their forum and the same kind of content. Just the occasional shit tier meme, lack of media literacy, and generalized glazing accompanied by asking for even more slop. Starting to feel like this forum cares more than the actual fanbase.
That's what happens when you go full PC authoritarian, it sucks the life out of everything and promotes fake behavior, especially around mofos with no internal monolog and no mind eyes. You end up with a cult of npcs.
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There was another one?
Yeah it was Layla or something. Had the pale skinned dark hair look but spartan armor. She occupies one tile and you can spar with her but otherwise she's a futadom. I'm pretty sure she's not another op oc though but she kinda just does nothing despite still being an actual reasonably power scaled fighter. Could've been a case of the writer having plans that didn't make it in though. Evelyn but without the super special dragon powers and abs by default. Which makes her better imo.

That's what happens when you go full PC authoritarian, it sucks the life out of everything and promotes fake behavior, especially around mofos with no internal monolog and no mind eyes. You end up with a cult of npcs.
I'm not really sure what PC authoritarian means but I agree with the rest. I do feel for any over there who are suppressing actual criticism for fear of losing out on community or who haven't had the game's new car smell wear off so they can see it more objectively though since I was in that same boat once.
 

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Do you ever wonder if the professor use his mental powers to fuck?, like, using mental waves like strings on his lower half as some kind of weird meat sex puppet?

I think he does

One can only hope for a dev to make a game which has good character creation and creatures who look similar to the ones DoubleDeck draws.
A.I.D.A might be your thing

he could've taken the Ratatatat74/TerasuMC pill and been obsessed with NTR.
They kicked out the one who could've turn Tobs to the ntrside of the force, but let's pretend he went there, for a while
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I'm fine with consequences but bad ends are kinda a lazy cop out. I want the option to have my cake and eat it. Now that bad end can make sense if you convince gwen to come back home and don't have any healings,companions looking out for you, or trust Garth. Or you should still have the option of making the warrior milf your bitch if you don't invite her back.
Honestly, I just thought it'd be a fun little bit to throw in.

You fuck his estranged wife literally near him and still go for a drink coming from him. If you, say, don't go for a drink, then he's "none the wiser".
 

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Yeah it was Layla or something. Had the pale skinned dark hair look but spartan armor. She occupies one tile and you can spar with her but otherwise she's a futadom. I'm pretty sure she's not another op oc though but she kinda just does nothing despite still being an actual reasonably power scaled fighter. Could've been a case of the writer having plans that didn't make it in though. Evelyn but without the super special dragon powers and abs by default. Which makes her better imo.
Oh her, I never engaged with her.


I'm not really sure what PC authoritarian means but I agree with the rest. I do feel for any over there who are suppressing actual criticism for fear of losing out on community or who haven't had the game's new car smell wear off so they can see it more objectively though since I was in that same boat once.
"Politically correct" (in the discord/forum case Savin's opinions and views) authoritarian. But yeah; the fear of missing out, the noobs, and the ass kissers keep that circus going.
 
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In a stunningly-rare moment where lurking in the discord pays dividends, I can report that someone commissioned just that.
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Not that I’d foresee anything like that becoming canonical, but apparently someone decided to take things into their own hands.
Amazing. I like that the tails are even fluffier as well.
 
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Do you ever wonder if the professor use his mental powers to fuck?, like, using mental waves like strings on his lower half as some kind of weird meat sex puppet?

I think he does
He was gonna use it for mindscape sex rooms but Emma Frost patented the method so now he can only use his powers for tax evasion.

You fuck his estranged wife literally near him and still go for a drink coming from him. If you, say, don't go for a drink, then he's "none the wiser".
Garth is the one person who hasn't cucked us yet. If we don't beat him to the punch he's next to screw the camp centaur.

These updates have been so lame there's almost nothing to make fun of. All we got worth a damn recently was new art but it's hard to talk about. Like yeah the art is good that's all there is to say. There's still stuff left over from act one that has yet to be resolved. Plus it's telling that the only thing that's being focused on is blueballing on Kiyoko and Wsan still trying to push Brint as if Brienne isn't almost unanimously more liked. This game could've been an email.
 

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Haven't played over a year, any new gay content?
Yup, look for Odoacer and Nash in Khor'minos, and there's the wasp prince too. For more info ask knife wielding crab, bro has been writing gay content for the game

Recognize this artstyle but I can put my finger on it
Tsumetoro doing thicc, busty ladies

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He was gonna use it for mindscape sex rooms but Emma Frost patented the method so now he can only use his powers for tax evasion.
I still remember learning about Emma Frost from the X-Men cartoons and thinking "you know what?, this people may be doing sex stuff in secret", like some kind of dormant switch inside my mind was flipped on and then, the world wasn't the same
 

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Garth is the one person who hasn't cucked us yet. If we don't beat him to the punch he's next to screw the camp centaur.

These updates have been so lame there's almost nothing to make fun of. All we got worth a damn recently was new art but it's hard to talk about. Like yeah the art is good that's all there is to say. There's still stuff left over from act one that has yet to be resolved. Plus it's telling that the only thing that's being focused on is blueballing on Kiyoko and Wsan still trying to push Brint as if Brienne isn't almost unanimously more liked. This game could've been an email.
I'm torn. Beyond some community writer getting to show off doing something fun, we're bound to either get NPC x NPC borefest, Savin's futa collection's digest or a word flood about the plantation system employed in Imperial Japan.

I Have No Hope and I Must Laugh.
 
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"Features a massive (and sexual) narrative sequence, new scenes, and an absolute multitude of edits to her content post-bonding."

Am I fucking high, it was like a slight variation on the bad end, they added 2 sentences about gold chains to the rest of the scenes, and it's bugged or something because you can repeat it and still get the bad end? Brother in christ this is what you churn out in 10 days? At this point just throw all these charas and their "personalities" into novelai along with their potential sex scenes and get better results and not have to pay the artists or writers anything and pocket more of it. I hope the person's whose OC feels like they're getting their money's worth out of what they dump into the game to keep making them the most updated character in the game the last 2 years or so.
 

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Honestly, I just thought it'd be a fun little bit to throw in.

You fuck his estranged wife literally near him and still go for a drink coming from him. If you, say, don't go for a drink, then he's "none the wiser".
Though if I could put my personal views, I never really felt Gweyr did something terrible, considering if she didn't stop Tollus, he would have fucked everything. I understand from a parent's view that she was wrong, but I also blame them for letting their kids be mind-freaked and not paying any attention to it. It felt like it was trying to force me to hate her or just say she was right. But I don't feel that was the proper response to the things that happened. Garth is a good dude, but he is flawed; he gave up the fight for his wife. As years went on, he just settled with what he had and didn't want to risk anything. Maybe I forgot some shit, it felt like an unavoidable situation. Gweyr acted with logic and the parent's with emotion, both had the right to.
Oh her, I never engaged with her.



"Politically correct" (in the discord/forum case Savin's opinions and views) authoritarian. But yeah; the fear of missing out, the noobs, and the ass kissers keep that circus going.
I engage with her because she rides your dick and you don't have to have sex with her to get the scene where you fuck. I did regret inviting her because her dialogue goes futa-dom when she has never and will never use that thing.
You good there? Feel like the furry bara brainrot finally got to ya.
No. No, I am not good.


I despise Brint—not because he’s just some buff minotaur bro, but because he’s a design choice that undermines the entire fantasy of the game. There are NTR-focused games for this exact kind of dynamic, but CoC2 isn’t supposed to be one, and yet Brint exists to constantly remind you that you are lesser. He’s Wsan’s golden boy, hand-crafted to be everything you’re not, to “good-naturedly” cuck you from the narrative spotlight while smiling at you like you’re his pal.


It’s not overt, but it’s insidious. He ruins my engagement with the game because there is no way to truly alter that dynamic, no way to flip that power balance—except to hit the nuclear option and turn him into a girl. At least Brienne is a fantastic character, and that rewrite feels like liberation. But Brint? Brint is a walking reminder of how terribly dense and blind the devs are. He and the fox village are what really woke me up about this game.


We can’t even give him the Kelt treatment because corruption isn't a thing.
 
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