I just want to remind everybody that they somehow made a tomboy shortstack muscular nordic dullahan one of, if not the most boring character in the game.
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They made THIS one of the worst companions. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE? LOOK AT HER! SHE TICKS ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOX I HAVE AND IS STILL JUST THE MOST MILQUE-TOAST PERSON IMAGINABLE. WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BRINT SCENE? WHY DOES SHE HAVE AN ARONA SCENE????? SHE'S A FUCKING BLUSHING 500 YEAR OLD VIRGIN OR SOME SHIT BUT SHE'S JUST FINE BLOWING SOMEONE LIKE IT'S NOTHING???!?!?!?!??!?!
I was already crashing out tonight but seeing this cg just pisses me the FUCK off. How in the FUCK does this PEAK design go to such fucking waste? Give me this fucking character and I guarantee you she will be INFINITELY better. I will rewrite every fucking scene and piece of dialogue she has because this absolute GODDESS deserves so much more than the fucking dumpster scraps Gardeford gave her. Muscle worship?
Yes. Stealth blowjob?
Fucking obviously. Fucking her body while her head tries to keep a straight face talking to someone else?
Oh yeah you already know. And by god I'll make her a real fucking tomboy unlike anybody else on this fucking team unable to make a proper one. How fucking dare Wsan try and call Rina a tomboy when the only even remotely tomboy-ish aspects of her are her short hair and her enjoying track and field? NEWSFLASH BUCKO: YA CAN'T JUST SLAP TWO VAGUE TRAITS SOMEWHAT ASSOCIATED WITH TOMBOYS, GIVE HER THE PERSONALITY OF EVERY OTHER GIRL IN THE GAME, THEN CALL HER A TOMBOY! Fucking Brienne is more of a tomboy than Rina and she isn't even one at all!
Un. Fucking. Believable. I would take over all of Gardefordes mid ass characters if it meant giving Tui an actual personality. Jesus fuck I just want ONE decent tomboy in this god forsaken game.