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The mere thought of having to read another line of her spouting random mallachite lore is enough to give me a headache.
Can they please push out the Nareva conversion update sooner? Last thing I want is to learn more about groomer cult lore.
Well. Looking at Nareva nude sprite in the game's files... Converted Cait will probably be all about worshipping that divine snake futacock. :KappaPride:
Likely nothing will really change. Especially because there's no way in hell Savin will even try to rewrite all the sluttery events to suit Cait's new devotion to another god.
 

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Well. Looking at Nareva nude sprite in the game's files... Converted Cait will probably be all about worshipping that divine snake futacock. :KappaPride:
Likely nothing will really change. Especially because there's no way in hell Savin will even try to rewrite all the sluttery events to suit Cait's new devotion to another god.
I mentally crop the memory of her nude sprite from my mind until a good samaritan such as yourself reminds me of it, but that's besides the point. A handful of her Nareva lines are in the game and it's passable. As long as she's not going off about Orc cock every other line I'll take it.
 

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All hail futa! Even if they're just dickgirls or shemales if they don't have a vagina, to them they're all the same evidently. Which bugs me to no end.
 

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I mentally crop the memory of her nude sprite from my mind until a good samaritan such as yourself reminds me of it, but that's besides the point. A handful of her Nareva lines are in the game and it's passable. As long as she's not going off about Orc cock every other line I'll take it.
Space Marine profile pic, giving props to a Ork, I smell heresy!
 
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But Hitoshi is also Tobs' self insert. There is no winning this one.
If that bland fucker is a self-insert, then I'm very disappointed. Unless the guy actually fought with a rake or something and I just didn't catch it among the mountains of text ages ago.

There is one way. A foolproof way. This is revolutionary. Tobs hates this one trick.

Don't have sex with Kiyoko.

That is all and thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Aw... I'd rather sell Kinu off as a lost cause instead...

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The mere thought of having to read another line of her spouting random mallachite lore is enough to give me a headache.
Just came up with the idea of Cait going door to door going like the Spanish Inquisition from Monty Python.

Looking at Nareva nude sprite in the game's files... Converted Cait will probably be all about worshipping that divine snake futacock. :KappaPride:
Ah, another futa? How daring of them. Next, you'll tell me that it's a big as a horse's.
 
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If that bland fucker is a self-insert, then I'm very disappointed. Unless the guy actually fought with a rake or something and I just didn't catch it among the mountains of text ages ago.
Bland? All I see is a cool and nonchalant badass. You'd understand his charm if you just read through Inari Kinu's flashbacks that we all love so much.
 

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Looking over Kiyoko again, while Tobs is a lot of word salad, the start of her story is actually kinda nice. There's a weird wholesome vibe that comes from bonding with her I don't think exists in this degenerate fucking game. Which is why it sucks he drops the ball on her so hard. If you just kept the family planning aspect and literally cut out everything else, rewrote it and made you actually raise Kinu until whatever magical shit shoots her up to her adult body (Kiyoko's pregnancy literally just advances through fucking so who cares), I think Kinuquest would have been way better received.

Although looking back at his writing, slutsune is the cringiest fucking thing I've read in my life. It goes to show that Tobs didn't become a retard over time, he's been retarded since the start.
 

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Bland? All I see is a cool and nonchalant badass. You'd understand his charm if you just read through Inari Kinu's flashbacks that we all love so much.
If you dig deep enough and attune your autism you can visualize the two weeb schools from which both of Tobs's self inserts flows into the game

Hitoshi the farmer represents his love for the hard working harem protagonist who happens to be kind of dull and obvious to all that happens around him, his charm is there, but only the fair main heroine can see it while for the rest of us, he might look kind of retarded. In a more modern setting, he would be the secret hero who was blessed with the golden gift of godly farming and all but forgot about the demons and the war to focus on his colony, because he is that great he will actually save the world by dismissing the previous premise and spamming powerful farming attacks that you, the player with a level cap, can never match

Then you have the samurai Tobs who does happen to be a hidden genius with incredible potential and yet, stuck at this dead end job, only the fair princess can see how much great he is (that ending with him turning the cham into his fox wife and saving the world drives the point in that subtle tobsian way we all love so much). In this scenario Tobs share with us his frustration at being the best writer ever despite being forced to let that jumbled mess of a champion interfere with his great work, and the hope that one day, players all around renounce to be stupid and fully embrace his vision

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Since Inari Kinu refuses to conform to the traditional kitsune behaviour of a scantily dressed social butterfly, she is the opposite of conservative.
It's all in the frame of reference. Think about it. Cait is a mega conservative, because of how zealously she conforms to the traditional mallachite whoredom culture, and how she tries to actively convert others into following it with her.
Alt-Cait be like, "I think monogamy is great and hand holding is sacred!, and I'm not having sex with the creepy guy that bones you every friday mom!, I'm not a sex object!" *angry cat sounds*

Looking over Kiyoko again, while Tobs is a lot of word salad, the start of her story is actually kinda nice. There's a weird wholesome vibe that comes from bonding with her I don't think exists in this degenerate fucking game. Which is why it sucks he drops the ball on her so hard. If you just kept the family planning aspect and literally cut out everything else, rewrote it and made you actually raise Kinu until whatever magical shit shoots her up to her adult body (Kiyoko's pregnancy literally just advances through fucking so who cares), I think Kinuquest would have been way better received.

Although looking back at his writing, slutsune is the cringiest fucking thing I've read in my life. It goes to show that Tobs didn't become a retard over time, he's been retarded since the start.
Sí!

In a perfect world, Kinu would still be a kid and she would sometimes hang out in the fortress with baby Freya, Mitra and the other kids, amazed to know there are many like her (including the unnamed, numeral cannon fodder kids, love them too my future minions)

You can play ball with Inaya in the windy peaks and she loves it, that's nice

Even as an adult, it would be nice for her to know the world outside of her home, I mean a lot of people know Kiyoko is your wife and won't be exactly surprised that Kinu is your daughter, they let Gweyr the child deleter roam the streets and no one complains :unsure:
 

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Since Inari Kinu refuses to conform to the traditional kitsune behaviour of a scantily dressed social butterfly, she is the opposite of conservative.
It's all in the frame of reference. Think about it. Cait is a mega conservative, because of how zealously she conforms to the traditional mallachite whoredom culture, and how she tries to actively convert others into following it with her.
Holy shit, that's right asf 1000159579.jpg
Mhmm so we're the revolutionaries
 

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If you dig deep enough and attune your autism you can visualize the two weeb schools from which both of Tobs's self inserts flows into the game

Hitoshi the farmer represents his love for the hard working harem protagonist who happens to be kind of dull and obvious to all that happens around him, his charm is there, but only the fair main heroine can see it while for the rest of us, he might look kind of retarded. In a more modern setting, he would be the secret hero who was blessed with the golden gift of godly farming and all but forgot about the demons and the war to focus on his colony, because he is that great he will actually save the world by dismissing the previous premise and spamming powerful farming attacks that you, the player with a level cap, can never match

Then you have the samurai Tobs who does happen to be a hidden genius with incredible potential and yet, stuck at this dead end job, only the fair princess can see how much great he is (that ending with him turning the cham into his fox wife and saving the world drives the point in that subtle tobsian way we all love so much). In this scenario Tobs share with us his frustration at being the best writer ever despite being forced to let that jumbled mess of a champion interfere with his great work, and the hope that one day, players all around renounce to be stupid and fully embrace his vision
You're on to something, at least I want to feel like you're on to something. Then, again, it might just be tobs, making sure that his self-inserts win either way but if I squint hard enough it could be a point.

I do like her smile tho
She does have a nice smile.
But we can go deeper with the addict himself. You see, what we can observe through his actions and what he loves is that this person wishes to not just be crushed underfoot, but wants to do the crushing. They will only indulge others who submit to their way of thinking and discourse is severely crushed. And thus you see the leg up and the twig and berries out symbolize not only vulnerability, but advanced domination. You have to accept it, and you can either comply and be smitten by the smile or be forced to observe if you want relief.
 

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So my advice is simple. Fuck putting anything into willpower. You don't really need it. Put all your points into strengths, agility, cunning. The dmg from all that makes up for the lack of dmg from not having any spellpower(willpower). Also, Garth has drinks that maxes out stats so you can drink soemthing for toughness and get the extra health and shit.

So get white mage powers that have the [weapon] tag. It'll use your weapon to attack, which means it'll use your strength stat. Take off guard stance, its not good. Get flamebrand from Sanders and use that until lvl4 and then get charge weapon fron Sanders. Argent smite is good, change group heal(it's not worth it, Cait heals more than enough) and use cleave(best AOE skill until lvl8 when you can get cleave2/whirlwind). You don't have much in the ways of encounters so use thunder strike until lvl4 and switch it to smite evil from Sanders. Just make sure to use a melee weapon for all this.

Your plan for a holy warrior is a good one, as Holy is the best "element" in the game as nothing really resists it and A LOT of shit is weak to it. But you have to be more warrior than holy priest cause you otherwise stretch your stats too thin.
Thanks for the advice, the combat is now way easier, also, i am not sure i will remain ¨holy priest¨ for long, maybe i will become something like a blackguard for the amount of corruption i am taking.
 

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Considering that in both CoC and TiTS you could train your attributes (though the TiTS one was much more time-consuming), it saddens me that they don't let you do it here. I know, balancing and all, but if someone wanted to, they could, without save editor, create an absolute unit and have more fun with solo.
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Considering that in both CoC and TiTS you could train your attributes (though the TiTS one was much more time-consuming), it saddens me that they don't let you do it here. I know, balancing and all, but if someone wanted to, they could, without save editor, create an absolute unit and have more fun with solo.
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Protagonist growing and developing their strengths throughout the course of the game?
That sounds an awful lot like a power fantasy. And we can't have that here. :Kappa:
 

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Considering that in both CoC and TiTS you could train your attributes (though the TiTS one was much more time-consuming), it saddens me that they don't let you do it here. I know, balancing and all, but if someone wanted to, they could, without save editor, create an absolute unit and have more fun with solo.
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All this reads to me is that they're mad that people are progressing through their game too fast. I dont mean to demean their hard work but Coc 2 isnt that deep of a game. I had no problem just spamming auto as warrior to progress also im doubtful anyone is coming to coc 2 for its "engaging and intelligent " combat they're coming to get their nut and close the game for a few months until they remember that one chatacter they like.
 
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Since Inari Kinu refuses to conform to the traditional kitsune behaviour of a scantily dressed social butterfly, she is the opposite of conservative.
It's all in the frame of reference.
I was more pondering the orb Tobs's intent with depicting what would be in the real world conservative as progressive and vice versa in his writing of the kitsune. Realistically I'm probably looking too into it or giving Tobs too much credit.

Think about it. Cait is a mega conservative, because of how zealously she conforms to the traditional mallachite whoredom culture, and how she tries to actively convert others into following it with her.
Wait does she try to convert people? I dropped her hard so I never knew. Kinda fucked up of her to do.

The mere thought of having to read another line of her spouting random mallachite lore is enough to give me a headache.
Can they please push out the Nareva conversion update sooner? Last thing I want is to learn more about groomer cult lore.
Mallach lore drop: Mallach is everywhere. I don't mean he's omniscient I mean he's created so many vessels and inanimate object vessels to spy on people. He could be anywhere. Watching. Judging. Gossiping about you to his friends.

Like that one anime where T H E M A N is reincarnated everyday as a new item to stalk a group of girls.

Well. Looking at Nareva nude sprite in the game's files... Converted Cait will probably be all about worshipping that divine snake futacock. :KappaPride:
Snake futa you say? Will my dreams finally be realized? Will there actually be a lamia futadom with an emphasis on the dom come true? Probably not but a girl can dream. At least she's goth.

If you dig deep enough and attune your autism you can visualize the two weeb schools from which both of Tobs's self inserts flows into the game

Hitoshi the farmer represents his love for the hard working harem protagonist who happens to be kind of dull and obvious to all that happens around him, his charm is there, but only the fair main heroine can see it while for the rest of us, he might look kind of retarded. In a more modern setting, he would be the secret hero who was blessed with the golden gift of godly farming and all but forgot about the demons and the war to focus on his colony, because he is that great he will actually save the world by dismissing the previous premise and spamming powerful farming attacks that you, the player with a level cap, can never match

Then you have the samurai Tobs who does happen to be a hidden genius with incredible potential and yet, stuck at this dead end job, only the fair princess can see how much great he is (that ending with him turning the cham into his fox wife and saving the world drives the point in that subtle tobsian way we all love so much). In this scenario Tobs share with us his frustration at being the best writer ever despite being forced to let that jumbled mess of a champion interfere with his great work, and the hope that one day, players all around renounce to be stupid and fully embrace his vision
You can also tell how much Tobs loves these two shit-tier men because he hijacked the wiki to write several paragraphs of backstory for them.

Alt-Cait be like, "I think monogamy is great and hand holding is sacred!, and I'm not having sex with the creepy guy that bones you every friday mom!, I'm not a sex object!" *angry cat sounds*
There's an alternate universe orange cat Cait that destroyed her world by knocking a glass of water onto Kas's portal machine, and a black cat Cait that just side eyes people. They are infinitely more interesting than artificially pink Cait.

All this reads to me is that they're mad that people are progressing through their game too fast. I dont mean to demean their hard work but Coc 2 isnt that deep of a game. I had no problem just spamming auto as warrior to progress also im doubtful anyone is coming to coc 2 for its "engaging and intelligent " combat they're coming to get their nut and close the game for a few months until they remember that one chatacter they like.
That's not what Savin believes unfortunately. He thinks he's writing a fantasy epic with porn elements. Plus he's really committed to the anti-power fantasy thing narratively and mechanically. I guess credit for gameplay story integration and consistency?
 
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