Messi is an Argentinian footballer, internationally known for being very good at the sport and generally not bringing much of a fuss in the process. So... you know, Moira.
Tag Team boxing is iffy, hard to tag in and tag out during a fight. Plus, it suffers from the obvious fault of tag combat sports, where they only end when one side is totally out and not like, say, Tekken Tag.
Needless to say, when one side is one man down, they're more likely to get wiped out so it loses interest right there.
The Horsecock Prison Mines domain expansion's only stronger against those that are horrified of horsecock, so it's less useful than Anger of the Discord Server. Those who are angry over them get a boost of Berserker Strength, for example.
Highest ranked one of the game is either Cait's Unlimited Semen Works or Tobs' N I H Ō N - Weebuna Eilish.
You know, thinking about that makes me feel rather surprised Tobs hasn't literally just gone and got himself yeeted from the project. Disdain for the audience, disdain for a coworker, wouldn't be surprised if he somehow pisses off Savin over some stupid shit.
For the record, we currently have one football fan and that's me... and I'm not shocked. The mods gave us grief over talking about PSG anyway.