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Eh, handwavey travel is a staple of scifi, so I can forgive them for this. I was surprised that ftl travel wasn't a thing, since you're hopping between different planets, and "lightyear" is a very literal unit of measurement. Also, basically anything that can be measured in relation to the speed of light would also double as the most dangerous weapon, but most sci fi settings ignore that fact because chucking rocks at people lightyears away is less cool than space battles.

Also I got the math wrong, it's 3,725,648 miles per minute, not second. It's 62,094 miles per second. Though at that speed the difference in damage is how much of the planet you turn to dust you make and how badly you fuck up the planet's orbit. There's a lot of variables that go into just how capital F Fucked a planet would be getting hit by something going that speed, but for comparison's sake, a ten mile-wide asteroid going at just 12 miles a second wiped out the dinosaurs and an estimated 75% of all life on the planet. At this speed, once the object hits atmosphere you're running into things like "turning the air into a super hot plasma because you're forcing atomic fusion from going so fast." Certainly enough to vaporize all life on the planet. It would be a painless death due to the insane speeds we're dealing with here, but that's the price you pay for cheap planetary annihilation.
 

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Eh, handwavey travel is a staple of scifi, so I can forgive them for this. I was surprised that ftl travel wasn't a thing, since you're hopping between different planets, and "lightyear" is a very literal unit of measurement. Also, basically anything that can be measured in relation to the speed of light would also double as the most dangerous weapon, but most sci fi settings ignore that fact because chucking rocks at people lightyears away is less cool than space battles.

Also I got the math wrong, it's 3,725,648 miles per minute, not second. It's 62,094 miles per second. Though at that speed the difference in damage is how much of the planet you turn to dust you make and how badly you fuck up the planet's orbit. There's a lot of variables that go into just how capital F Fucked a planet would be getting hit by something going that speed, but for comparison's sake, a ten mile-wide asteroid going at just 12 miles a second wiped out the dinosaurs and an estimated 75% of all life on the planet. At this speed, once the object hits atmosphere you're running into things like "turning the air into a super hot plasma because you're forcing atomic fusion from going so fast." Certainly enough to vaporize all life on the planet. It would be a painless death due to the insane speeds we're dealing with here, but that's the price you pay for cheap planetary annihilation.
To be fair, they wouldn't have much of a game if travel took that long. Plus, I presume you're supposed to race for probes and stuff.

Maybe a way around those ships would be to let them be autopiloted. Or piloted from a distance, whatever. That way you can just send these big ass vessels into whatever.

And it being a Savin-enabled world, people will do fuck all about it!

if this game has any bit of your attention, you should try tits, it actually plays like there was passion ab up until the more recent locations
Eh, maybe.

I've seen stuff about a panda doctor that turns people into bimbos and some obnoxious speciest character, both being pretty early on. Don't trust any Fenoxo product post-CoC in the vicinity of Savin to let me actually have fun and turn tables about.

You know this reminds me of shit TiTs story design is.
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Oh, hey, that's the back-plot of Kojima's Snatcher! Maybe Policenauts too, don't recall.
 
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I've seen stuff about a panda doctor that turns people into bimbos
You can snitch on that one to feds tho. Also it makes it pretty clear which dialogue box will result in getting transformed.

and some obnoxious speciest character
That one sucks and I'm suspicious that she's meant to be a troll character that no one caught.

Wonder which is a worse troll character: space racist karma houdini that makes no sense in the setting, or weird daddy issues incest bait vessel that clearly has been stolen from another game genre?
 

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Imagine you die and have to choose where to spend eternity between
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Fantasy. I'm sorry but i'll take Cait's STDs over getting fucked in the ass by some humongous squirrel.
 

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You can snitch on that one to feds tho. Also it makes it pretty clear which dialogue box will result in getting transformed.


That one sucks and I'm suspicious that she's meant to be a troll character that no one caught.

Wonder which is a worse troll character: space racist karma houdini that makes no sense in the setting, or weird daddy issues incest bait vessel that clearly has been stolen from another game genre?
Can't remember which one was the first but the second one is far more annoying

Lol they gave Doctor Badger her own nemesis fully believing she would be popular enough to not be yeeted by the players, but at least I got a lizard woman from dealing with her, still wish I could steal her bimbo bot to my long collection of droids that were in the garbage but are now mine

This is how I feel checking a newly added feminine character that I know nothing about and losing the 50/50 of penis/nopenis gamble.
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Fantasy. I'm sorry but i'll take Cait's STDs over getting fucked in the ass by some humongous squirrel.
That's a solid take, I mean, most reasonable scenario would be not helping the most vanilla whore ever and maybe finding some quiet corner and let the demon invasion go nowhere, get yourself a basic sheep girl and you're good to go

Eh, handwavey travel is a staple of scifi, so I can forgive them for this. I was surprised that ftl travel wasn't a thing, since you're hopping between different planets, and "lightyear" is a very literal unit of measurement. Also, basically anything that can be measured in relation to the speed of light would also double as the most dangerous weapon, but most sci fi settings ignore that fact because chucking rocks at people lightyears away is less cool than space battles.

Also I got the math wrong, it's 3,725,648 miles per minute, not second. It's 62,094 miles per second. Though at that speed the difference in damage is how much of the planet you turn to dust you make and how badly you fuck up the planet's orbit. There's a lot of variables that go into just how capital F Fucked a planet would be getting hit by something going that speed, but for comparison's sake, a ten mile-wide asteroid going at just 12 miles a second wiped out the dinosaurs and an estimated 75% of all life on the planet. At this speed, once the object hits atmosphere you're running into things like "turning the air into a super hot plasma because you're forcing atomic fusion from going so fast." Certainly enough to vaporize all life on the planet. It would be a painless death due to the insane speeds we're dealing with here, but that's the price you pay for cheap planetary annihilation.
Space Opera usually gives you one dooms day device because having more makes them kind of lame, like, the new disney death star is a whole planet, right?, but it doesn't move which is fucking stupid, same as the purple hair bitch (not the sexy one) doing a kamikaze at light speed, looks great but opens the question, "why no one else is doing this?, why the resistance/rebellion whatever who lacks the means, don't attach a bunch of light speed engines to rocks and just blast the bootleg empire into space dust?"

This is even an issue in regular fantasy because there's no way Snape didn't cook at some point a potion to make Harry's dad shit and cum in the presence of his future wife, constantly, yet I have to suspend that part of me that says, "no way this dude didn't crash out"

I think the all tomorrow guys at some point have a war bashing each other with gravity and doing hadoukens with stars, maybe meteor showers are actually our ancient alien enemies throwing rocks at us and failing because they're lame, and humanity rules

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Lyric update on the horizon. Updated busts + Big lyric.
I for one am just glad they're doing away with the old DLC busts. The "variants" genuinely look like they've just been stretched out in places with the transform tool.
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There's also the scrapped version
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Lyric update on the horizon. Updated busts + Big lyric.
I for one am just glad they're doing away with the old DLC busts. The "variants" genuinely look like they've just been stretched out in places with the transform tool.
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Honestly not bad but coc2 never really had a problem with bad busts
 

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You can snitch on that one to feds tho. Also it makes it pretty clear which dialogue box will result in getting transformed.


That one sucks and I'm suspicious that she's meant to be a troll character that no one caught.

Wonder which is a worse troll character: space racist karma houdini that makes no sense in the setting, or weird daddy issues incest bait vessel that clearly has been stolen from another game genre?
And so the cycle starts another lap. :Kappa:

You can snitch on that one to feds tho. Also it makes it pretty clear which dialogue box will result in getting transformed.
Dr. Badger was an unavoidable bimbofication/transformation simply for interacting with her tile even once. Player outrage was so great, they quickly rewrote the entire event sequence to give you a way out from being forcibly transformed and raped. And since it's far from being the last unwinnable "fuck you" encounters that were added to both TiTS and CoC2 (cough Leofric cough), they never learned anything.

That one sucks and I'm suspicious that she's meant to be a troll character that no one caught.
We're talking about that black cop bitch, Riya, on Tavros? No, she wasn't a troll character. She got herself an entire event chain, where she cucks Captain Steele, repeatedly if you aren't minmaxing your Steele's stats. And Nonsuch is slowly writing even MORE events where she cucks Captain Steele.
Also, apparently, many people on the forums are in love with her, specifically because she's a racist piece of shit. They even made a fangame about her, where she uses police brutality to coerce and rape the player. There's no hope for the forum dwellers. :HideThePain:
 
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Lyric update on the horizon. Updated busts + Big lyric.
I for one am just glad they're doing away with the old DLC busts. The "variants" genuinely look like they've just been stretched out in places with the transform tool.
Lyric update gets a genuine POG from me.

And this particular picture makes me go "AWOOGA!" Tall lizards = best lizards.

Edit: Also, anyway. Even some people on the forum started to see the issue with "muh pure numbers" argument:
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We're talking about that black cop bitch, Riya, on Tavros? No, she wasn't a troll character. She got herself an entire event chain, where she cucks Captain Steele, repeatedly if you aren't minmaxing your Steele's stats. And Nonsuch is wslowly writing even MORE events where she cucks Captain Steele.
Also, apparently, many people on the forums are in love with her, specifically because she's a racist piece of shit. They even made a fangame about her, where she uses police brutality to coerce and rape the player. There's no hope for the forum dwellers. :HideThePain:
Jesus what the fuck... I mean that bit of the game was super frustrating and having to minmax it is so fucking annoying. Especially since it's a ticking time bomb whenever you start it. Just spamming stats week to week to avoid the forced cucking. Just when I thought I couldn't hate a character more... Genuinely feel nothing but contempt for that sad excuse of a character.
 

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Lyric update gets a genuine POG from me.


And this particular picture makes me go "AWOOGA!"
It's aight. Doc is public so I've only skimmed through the summary. Apparently it's gonna be packaged with a new mechanic that turns your "followers" (Alante, Eubicha, etc.) into encounter-level summons. Summon Lyric sounds kinda boring and Eubicha makes no sense though I am looking forward for an Alante summon, even if the content is too piss easy to even warrant it but hey, might as well.
 
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Can't remember which one was the first but the second one is far more annoying
The first one was Riya from tits. This may be hot take or simply cause Kinu has art I like but I feel Kinu could be redeemed if she were taken from tobs at least. Though I'd rather she just be rebooted into the kitsune companion and the familial relationship scrapped.

Dr. Badger was an unavoidable bimbofication/transformation simply for interacting with her tile even once. Player outrage was so great, they quickly rewrote the entire event sequence to give you a way out from being forcibly transformed and raped. And since it's far from being the last unwinnable "fuck you" encounters that were added to both TiTS and CoC2 (cough Leofric cough), they never learned anything.
I didn't know that actually I played only after the don't get turned into a furry button was added I suppose. I feel like coc2 is worse in that regard simply because "no power fantasy allowed" but maybe I just stumbled on more of that in coc2.

We're talking about that black cop bitch, Riya, on Tavros? No, she wasn't a troll character. She got herself an entire event chain, where she cucks Captain Steele, repeatedly if you aren't minmaxing your Steele's stats. And Nonsuch is wslowly writing even MORE events where she cucks Captain Steele.
Also, apparently, many people on the forums are in love with her, specifically because she's a racist piece of shit. They even made a fangame about her, where she uses police brutality to coerce and rape the player. There's no hope for the forum dwellers. :HideThePain:
Nonesuch no I actually liked their stuff. This is truly the darkest timeline. I thought she was at least divisive on the forums or even disliked but maybe things changed. I want to not believe such a fangame exists cause holy shit that's messed up.

It's aight. Doc is public so I've only skimmed through the summary. Apparently it's gonna be packaged with a new mechanic that turns your "followers" (Alante, Eubicha, etc.) into encounter-level summons. Summon Lyric sounds kinda boring and Eubicha makes no sense though I am looking forward for an Alante summon, even if the content is too piss easy to even warrant it but hey, might as well.
Eubicha has storage access so if they were cool they'd just have her throw the unused special items at people and run off. Feels like a way of adding party members without making it official. They should just let us summon the horde of children at daycare to swarm people. I made enough drider kids to form a platoon. It'd be less exploitative than the cat femboy's temple.
 

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Nonesuch no I actually liked their stuff. This is truly the darkest timeline. I thought she was at least divisive on the forums or even disliked but maybe things changed. I want to not believe such a fangame exists cause holy shit that's messed up.
Nonesuch seems pretty enthusiastic about writing more content for Riya, judging by how he talks about her on the forum. Lol.
Also, that fangame is actually on f95, "Riya's lucky catch" is the title. Throwing it out there, as a kind of hazing trial for curious people. :KEK:
 

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Do you think they'll ruin Lyric's character with the new update? Like, by changing their appearance, they'll start acting like a completely different being. For example, making them a brain-dead dom or something like that? You know, because "Lyric BIG now, so Chump is bitch now" and all that jazz.
 

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Do you think they'll ruin Lyric's character with the new update? Like, by changing their appearance, they'll start acting like a completely different being. For example, making them a brain-dead dom or something like that? You know, because "Lyric BIG now, so Chump is bitch now" and all that jazz.
I hope not, she's the cutest adoring fan who doesn't try any weird shit at any point, she's just happy to be there, eat her coins and sometimes sit on my face because Hawkethorne is a really cold place

If not,
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Nonesuch seems pretty enthusiastic about writing more content for Riya, judging by how he talks about her on the forum. Lol.
Also, that fangame is actually on f95, "Riya's lucky catch" is the title. Throwing it out there, as a kind of hazing trial for curious people. :KEK:
In a really weird sense, TiTs captured all the ntr/cuck energy that CoC2 couldn't replicate in that particular quest, and I say this because despite being an event that only makes sense if you care about this basic bitch princess, it clicks, perfectly, and at the same time it doesn't matter, I mean the princess isn't part of anything important, she ain't your crew, she ain't one of your port gf or bf, she's just another random event that ends with being cucked or cucking someone else and mostly, a chance to fuck with that bitch Riya for being a nasty person

I think I've said this before but the cuckoldry/ntr in CoC2 is meaningless because, outside of your exclusive companions/followers/npcs, everyone else is a slut and they will never, ever leave you, ever. You're stuck with Cait in one way or the other for life, even if you don't pick her up she's still at the inn, sucking dicks and waiting for the champion, and in the same sense, because they are sluts, the champion will always play a second role. The champion is important to Cait but not more than to being a slut for her church, yet the game will never go there
 
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