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>Apparently in the latest backer patch if you enable female pronouns for your pc you can have sex with Azzy + Lia

Edit : You still need vagina but strange enough they go into great detail about how you flood her womb and how she cums around your cock and you didn't even use your vagina

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Hilarious. Just shows how "important" being a gurl is there.
I'll say this: I like Kinu BETTER when she is inside the astral plane cuz you get to interact with her in a lot of ways and it feels like being her dad actually kind of matters
Preaching to the choir dude.
 

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I like how different writers can't get on the same page about dick sizes.

My mc currently has 13 inch tool and it has been described as modest, monstrous, and "mastiff sized", whatever that means (who the hell though mastiff sized is a good description for a dick size?).

Like Zo is 6' tall and it does fit, but not with knot. Ryn is 5'7" and it doesn't fit at all, causing you to just rub against her. And then we have Byvernia who is 5'3" and apparently it is described as "modest" when you fuck her "virgin-like tight ass" :KEK: .
 

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I like how different writers can't get on the same page about dick sizes.

My mc currently has 13 inch tool and it has been described as modest, monstrous, and "mastiff sized", whatever that means (who the hell though mastiff sized is a good description for a dick size?).

Like Zo is 6' tall and it does fit, but not with knot. Ryn is 5'7" and it doesn't fit at all, causing you to just rub against her. And then we have Byvernia who is 5'3" and apparently it is described as "modest" when you fuck her "virgin-like tight ass" :KEK: .
Byvernia is not in any shape virginal, she can just clench like a weight lifter...
 
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Well I just quoted the game. I generally assumed that the game follows the general rule of "the bigger she is the bigger she can take". I guess Taeleers are size queens since their ability to accommodate large objects inside them rivals that of mino girls and centaurs. At this point I wish we embraced the hentai anatomy aka all can fit all.
I guess the weirdness springs from some writers trying to be realistic while others believe in "grotesque belly bulge" without any internal damage.

Although given that you can use all 3 fuck Ryn options even with huge dick makes me wonder whether the game takes place in matrix, so that mc's ability to fit hinges purely on their belief.
 
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Although given that you can use all 3 fuck Ryn options even with huge dick makes me wonder whether the game takes place in matrix, so that mc's ability to fit hinges purely on their belief.
Yet more evidence for the entire game being the champ's dying hallucination after the portal explosion in the tutorial. While not my favourite joking fan theory, certainly the most merciful of them, they never have to experience a single TOBS scene in real life.

Wait... No... didn't TOBS to the re-written opening? Oh poor champ. that your last moments were restructured for Cait to offer you BJ while she forgot all about saving her sister from murderous sex-cultists.
 
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So I've noticed that Brienne has a lot of scenes that support 2 dicks. Are there any other characters like that? Bri seems to be the only one I've notcied so far.
Is she ? Could you list some of them, didn't play game for a long time and don't remember any mention of that
 

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Is she ? Could you list some of them, didn't play game for a long time and don't remember any mention of that
Anal is the one I remember from the top of my head. Apart from that, I think it's just a lot of random events. Since I've been going through a lot of pregnancy and jewelry events, I can't tell which exactly, but it's pretty noticeable.
 

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Anal is the one I remember from the top of my head. Apart from that, I think it's just a lot of random events. Since I've been going through a lot of pregnancy and jewelry events, I can't tell which exactly, but it's pretty noticeable.
Thanks for the tip, guess time to re-read all her scenes, cause her usual inn sex scenes only mentioned 2nd dick without much action to it
 

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Yet more evidence for the entire game being the champ's dying hallucination after the portal explosion in the tutorial. While not my favourite joking fan theory, certainly the most merciful of them, they never have to experience a single TOBS scene in real life.
There are a story, dont remember name, that goes like
"There are a thunder outside, boy sits in a house and than SUDDENLY lightning hit the bulding with a boy...but turns out that that was not a lightning but a valkyrie that come down to the boy to take him to Asgard to help Thor, or something, fight the demons. There are a big fight, Asgard win, everybody happy and all, boy realizes that he dont want to go back to and decides to settle in Asgard with all the aesirs."
But the more you read it the more obvious it becomes that in fact that was an actual lightning a the beginning, not valkyrie, house was destroyed, boy slowly bleeds to death under the house wreckage and entire story is just a try of delirium/rationalization of what just happened.

Wait... No... didn't TOBS to the re-written opening? Oh poor champ. that your last moments were restructured for Cait to offer you BJ while she forgot all about saving her sister from murderous sex-cultists.
What?
 
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I like how different writers can't get on the same page about dick sizes.

My mc currently has 13 inch tool and it has been described as modest, monstrous, and "mastiff sized", whatever that means (who the hell though mastiff sized is a good description for a dick size?).

Like Zo is 6' tall and it does fit, but not with knot. Ryn is 5'7" and it doesn't fit at all, causing you to just rub against her. And then we have Byvernia who is 5'3" and apparently it is described as "modest" when you fuck her "virgin-like tight ass" :KEK: .
Pretty much reason why I gave up making any sense of it and just play with a knotted, 24 inches long CUM CANNON!
Cuz hey, "if she dies, she dies"
 
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[Sigh of wasted memory cells]
The revised intro to the game (I don't know when they introduced it, but it wasn't in the original) has an introduction to transformative items. You get given a pink egg and a blue potion. If you drink the blue potion then your dick gets big (because blue = big man in Savin logic... despite historically blue being a woman's colour, and red being for men even in modern colour theory you un-learned fu-).
If you drink the dick grow juice, then even though you can hear Cait's sister screaming in the background, Cait stops and offers to give your extra inches a quick blowy, you know, because she's got to help you calm down and all.
Nice to know Cait is consistent in her priorities.
 
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Well I just quoted the game. I generally assumed that the game follows the general rule of "the bigger she is the bigger she can take". I guess Taeleers are size queens since their ability to accommodate large objects inside them rivals that of mino girls and centaurs. At this point I wish we embraced the hentai anatomy aka all can fit all.
I guess the weirdness springs from some writers trying to be realistic while others believe in "grotesque belly bulge" without any internal damage.

Although given that you can use all 3 fuck Ryn options even with huge dick makes me wonder whether the game takes place in matrix, so that mc's ability to fit hinges purely on their belief.
I was joking, you are right in that the game is absolutely not consistent or realistic with sex sizes. Including breasts. That said the Taeleer probably are size queens considering rabbits.
 
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I was joking, you are right in that the game is absolutely not consistent or realistic with sex sizes. Including breasts. That said the Taeleer probably are size queens considering rabbits.
The most obvious solution, which wouldnt happen, ever, is to not describe size in an absolute units. Like instead of 'you have 10/15/15/0928094 inches long pp' turn it to 'you have small and cute pp/ordinary sized pp/big and thick pp/breeding tool designed to repopulate the face of the earth'. For breasts that should be 'titties that could be covered by palm/fit into one palm'/fits into two palms/immeasurable by mans hands softness of bosom', and with vagina...what the characteristics used here usually, loosenes?? 'virgin tight/experienced/brood mother gaping' I dont know man
In this way everybody could decided on its own which size description correspond to which absolute size units ('small and cute pp' equal to 5 inches??? Or maybe 7?? Or a whole 10?? I mean, we talking about furry and furry porn logic, so it could be even 25 inches)
 

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it's actually common to find npcs with no mention anywhere (except maybe in the code) of their absolute size. the reason for the difference i would guess is for gameplay reasons
 

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Porn game, YEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be fair, there is no winning when it comes to realism vs porn logic.

A writer trying to write normally, without descending into smut right and left?
"Lmao look at this idiot thinking he is a real big writer writing a novel"

A writer trying to add smut, to dilute the serious writing?
"Lol, porn logic, smut out of nowhere."

Tbh, in a game where fighting 99% of enemies ends up with a more or less consensual sex, I don't think that random smut should be considered something weird or out of place.
 
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To be fair, there is no winning when it comes to realism vs porn logic.

A writer trying to write normally, without descending into smut right and left?
"Lmao look at this idiot thinking he is a real big writer writing a novel"

A writer trying to add smut, to dilute the serious writing?
"Lol, porn logic, smut out of nowhere."

Tbh, in a game where fighting 99% of enemies ends up with a more or less consensual sex, I don't think that random smut should be considered something weird or out of place.
There's still probably a better time to inject a random blowjob than after you just murdered three people and you're in hot pursuit.
It also ruins the fact that Kas used to be the first sex (and erotic content at all) of the game, which is thematic. Now Cait has cucked even her out of her story significance.
So again, consistent.
Oh also she doesn't eat you out if you use the pink egg, guess her priorities are Dick, Everything else, Sister, Pussy
 

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And thats why 'monster girl quest' have a much, much.much more solid plot, than this excuse of a game, yeah. Yes, its exception, but still...
Even the remake Paradox which is going for a totally different story angle is still hella solid writting...AND IT ALL HINGES IN A FUCKING GAME MECHANIC BECOMING PART OF THE STORY ABOUT WHY THE WORLD IS SO FUCKED UP! lol, genius.
 
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But that just proves my point, monster girl quest just accepts porn logic without bothering about "realism". It doesn't take itself serious and doesn't try to pretend it'd be a good game even if you removed porn, something many porn games nowadays try to do (I'm not sure why, are authors insecure about making a porn game and try to deny it?)
 
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