This makes me want to start a Liaden rant. Holy moly do I hate that shitty excuse of a character.
How can someone fumble this hard?
Everything about her, is just stupid. From the idea to the execution, there was either zero thought put into it or they just didn't care.
Let's start at the beginning.
You meet Azzy, you get to know her to bone her (a rarity for a Coc2 characters these days), you do her quest, free the hive. Liaden helps you. Everything is going great.
But suddenly boom, you return home and have to find out Azzy is poly and suddenly wants to bang Liaden.
First of all, why suckerpunch the player like this? I know Savin loves poly, but newsflash, Savin, most of the population doesn't.
Atleast with Cait he had the decency to warn you beforehand.
But ok you recover from that suckerpunch and now have two "options":
Option A:
Tell her you won't help her getting together with Liaden. Now you lose tons off "Azzy" content and the game tries to make you feel bad for being an ass about it. Whatever.
Option B:
You help Liaden and Azzy get together. Great. Just one tiny little problem. Liaden is a lesbian. She won't bang dudes.
Why? Nobody knows. Skows self-insert maybe? I don't know. What I do know is that you are now still locked out of all Azzy Liaden content, even if you wanted a "poly" relationship.
All of Azzy's CGs? Gone. Her holiday event? Gone.(Actually you meet Liaden on the way to Azzy and she will tell you about how she is going to suprise Azzy alone, thanks Savin, great christmas event ). And that's only the stuff I remember.
But I guess I can't be suprised by a companion written by Skow.
Her love for NPC on NPC shit, just keeps getting in her way of being a somewhat decent writer.
ngl i put a decent amount of effort into azy only to have my balls kicked in by some random character who I will be honest doesnt feel important at all.
I mean, yeah, but the thing at least for me is that the execution was pretty bad so I just went through the motions to get those extra scenes, as in, why I'm even playing magical matchmaker for these two?
Thing is that, it comes out of nowhere and now I'm part of a sappy romance novel, which would be fine if I could get on with the premise, but I can't, the writing stops me
"You fucked granny!"
"Yeah! And I'll do it again if you give me grief!"
"No!"
"I'll fuck her ass too!"
"Stoooop! I wanna be able to have lunch today, ewwww!"
Ain't that how they feed, energize or whatever? Old people need to eat too, y'know.
Well, fuck, can't even talk about a train crash these days because the train crash enthusiasts would throw a fit? That and the lesbian knight just sort of Poochie her way in. She doesn't even fight with the rest of the crew in spite of being, you know, a goddamn knight.
On a serious note, they could at least give you a tactic advantage of letting them get together like... having them both on the team allows for a stronger combo or something.
They say that just to end like their well fucked grandma, as if 90% of the champion's encounters didn't end in gratuitous amounts of sex and joining generations through the power of fucking
Have you taken a moment to pause and think that maybe the implementation in this case was just not good? I did not see a SINGLE soul complain about Rina's Lezdom route besides me for example.
I mean, yeah, but the thing at least for me is that the execution was pretty bad so I just went through the motions to get those extra scenes, as in, why I'm even playing magical matchmaker for these two?
Thing is that, it comes out of nowhere and now I'm part of a sappy romance novel, which would be fine if I could get on with the premise, but I can't, the writing stops me
They say that just to end like their well fucked grandma, as if 90% of the champion's encounters didn't end in gratuitous amounts of sex and joining generations through the power of fucking View attachment 4719677
If I had to guess on the matchmaker bit, it's their way to hide a trigger on whether you want to see someone else's fanfic, featuring an OC that just grew from the ground the other day, or just want to move on.
As for the kitsune, yeah. They open up for anything but when grandma decides to try it out, it's the fucking apocalypse. Literally.
Is there a lore reason why banging Komari is such a big deal, eventhough you can bang their god? No? Weird.
Is there maybe a meta reason for this? Hmmmm
Could it be that Aury (writer for Komari sex) is a discord shit poster and treated the whole ordeal as a joke? Hmmmmm
Who knows?
Is there a lore reason why banging Komari is such a big deal, eventhough you can bang their god? No? Weird.
Is there maybe a meta reason for this? Hmmmm
Could it be that Aury (writer for Komari sex) is a discord shit poster and treated the whole ordeal as a joke? Hmmmmm
Who knows?
Reading the hate about Liaden makes we want to chime in again because fuck what they did with the High Ground quest.
When it comes down to it, its pretty cool actually. Fight against a demon together with your friends or defeat him in epic single combat to prove your worth and claim the Dawnsword for yourself....except they manage to sour it, how you ask? the answer is simple. The whole quest has the vibes of "oh, you got the Dawnsword pc? i was hoping bland character Liaden was the one to get it, but it's totally fine you're the one who did, haha, but actually is it? yeah totally haha". The way the characters act, and talk about the situation and what happens is simply infuriating because they're really trying to make you feel bad for not letting boring character have it. Don't even get me started on Azy being all happy about her precious little trash can getting the sword and not giving a shit about the pc, or even be extra happy if the pc gave it up for her. Tbf though, im not sure if that part is still in the game and everything feels a bit better if you're in a relationship with both of them (which i will never to again).
Not sure this makes much sense, but im not in the mood to explain it any better.
Soooooooo we just gonna ignore the whole core of the rant? Which is the pairing and how it was handled. To just boil it down to lesbian? We just gonna blind man that whole section eh? Well alrighty then.
Soooooooo we just gonna ignore the whole core of the rant? Which is the pairing and how it was handled. To just boil it down to lesbian? We just gonna blind man that whole section eh? Well alrighty then.
That's exactly how savin dickriders usually operate. Like that couple of guys two days ago who claimed that nobody in this thread ever talks about female characters, and only complain about futas.
True that dicking down someone's chosen deity. Is a lot more impressive and awe inspiring, but I don't know. Knocking the dust off someone's grandma.... that's a lot more personal . Like some random dude coming out the woodworks. And just going to town on gran gran. Or I suppose in this case, gran gran going to town on them. And you know some unholy sounds of meat smacking, moaning, and pain is being heard with how rough she apparently is.
Like I know the Kitsune get around but...
Then after they done. Mans walk up to you, finger extended saying "want a whiff?"
Have you taken a moment to pause and think that maybe the implementation in this case was just not good? I did not see a SINGLE soul complain about Rina's Lezdom route besides me for example.
The majority of the unavoidable story encounters include dicked females, including your main opponent in the story, and gender swaps, in the case of companions. Getting fucked by people who just beat your ass in combat is also largely getting penetrated, not something straight men are into, and is largely a straight female priority. Especially when it is well documented that being raped is the most common female sexual fantasy. You're willfully blind to these aspects of the game, or disingenuous.
If you had said "Consensual content" you might have a point.
All the gender swaps for companions (really just Brienne, but throw Berwn in there if you want) is turning a dude into a girl. You known to make it more palatable to straight guys.
And combat encounters are not, in any way, the majority of the game. They're a tiny section.
So no. The majority of ALL content in this game is catered to straight guys, including factoring in loss sex.
All the gender swaps for companions (really just Brienne, but throw Berwn in there if you want) is turning a dude into a girl. You known to make it more palatable to straight guys.
And combat encounters are not, in any way, the majority of the game. They're a tiny section.
So no. The majority of ALL content in this game is catered to straight guys, including factoring in loss sex.
First, Berwyn is not a companion anymore.
Second, Brienne is a very unique case.
Third, you didn't mention a billion futafication expansions for female characters because it hurts your narrative.
First, Berwyn is not a companion anymore.
Second, Brienne is a very unique case.
Third, you didn't mention a billion futafication expansions for female characters because it hurts your narrative.
True that dicking down someone's chosen deity. Is a lot more impressive and awe inspiring, but I don't know. Knocking the dust off someone's grandma.... that's a lot more personal . Like some random dude coming out the woodworks. And just going to town on gran gran. Or I suppose in this case, gran gran going to town on them. And you know some unholy sounds of meat smacking, moaning, and pain is being heard with how rough she apparently is.
I want all of them kitsunes to live in a constant state of fear, arousal and confusion, just like my most annoying fox daughter View attachment 4720339
I can imagine nakano in the zone writing some poetry or something, only to get snapped out of the trance by the screams of his god getting dicked down (it's actually a hilarious prank, bro)
Have you taken a moment to pause and think that maybe the implementation in this case was just not good? I did not see a SINGLE soul complain about Rina's Lezdom route besides me for example.
Somehow, failing to be a gold star lesbian is grounds to think a character is an awful unenjoyable lesbian romance option. Sort of like the people who go nuts about entirely avoidable signposted NTR. It's not about it being good or bad writing, it's about being possessive.
Somehow, failing to be a gold star lesbian is grounds to think a character is an awful unenjoyable lesbian romance option. Sort of like the people who go nuts about entirely avoidable signposted NTR. It's not about it being good or bad writing, it's about being possessive.
Now either I'm misreading this comment. Or I'm reading it correctly and y'all just willfully being retarded. Folks be writing a whole ass thesis on the issue with that pairing. BEFORE they even dip a toe into the lesbo part of the equation.
Yet we just keep jumping to the les part only. As if nothing else was mentioned or talked about. The hell is going on?
Now either I'm misreading this comment. Or I'm reading it correctly and y'all just willfully being retarded. Folks be writing a whole ass thesis on the issue with that pairing. BEFORE they even dip a toe into the lesbo part of the equation.
Yet we just keep jumping to the les part only. As if nothing else was mentioned or talked about. The hell is going on?
It's pretty obvious what's going on. Strawmanning is Savin and friends' numero uno argument. Oh you don't like this character that's a modern day lesbian inserted into this fantasy world? You obviously are just a misogynist who's seething about "Fucking dykes!11!" in their games. You don't like futadom #69420? You obviously just want to bitch and moan and have the game only cater to straight men.
It's hilarious how fucking willfully ignorant you have to be to seriously believe this shit. Don't feed me "ItS OpTioNAL iTs AvoIDablE!11" line either, because firstly, it still takes time and effort on the writers to write and code this stuff in. Secondly, this compromises a large part of content that's otherwise walled off from the player. Thirdly, no one has an issue with characters being for one sexuality or kink, it's when it's something like suddenly shoving a menage a trois onto us where one partner is explicitly into one type of gender. The writers have neither the ability or will to explore this sort of scenario in a manner it deserves.
And you know, I recall hearing a lot of players who play female champs and they always say how much a disappointment Kiyoko is, because without doing her preg content, she's just there. Hmm... Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Sounds a lot like a certain someone who's been the subject of this whole discussion...
I never once jumped at them with "Well, she's not for you, chud! Stop imposing yourself onto her preferences!" I do think it's a flaw that Kiyoko isn't catered better to female champs. And you know... She's a fictional character. I've seen people write fanfics where she cheats on her husband, has sex with a wolf, etc. And while I think those are certainly out of character for her, I'm not going to blow up on the author's DMs about how dare they write this character this way.
It's the same tired shit from the very beginning of this game's development. People ascribing actual feelings to fictional characters like they're real people. "The game's not about you, you don't own these characters" "It's unfair for the champ to have multiple lovers and expect the NPCs to be exclusive" "This character you loved is now retconned with new traits, you better like it or else you're a dehumanizing piece of shit" But we're the schizos for complaining about it.
Oh, and for the record I do like Evelyn. My favorite type of women are strong "girlboss" women. From Morgan Le Fay from Fate, Kiryuin Satsuki from Kill La Kill, Makima from Chainsaw Man, all the way to Heather Chandler from Heathers. It's always been my favorite archetype. Before anyone gets the idea I'm just a woman hating asshole who wants to control these poor NPCs because I'm an incel or some shit.