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You monsters! You got me curious about Rent a Girlfriend and now I'm just baffled. Setting aside the weird cuck stuff, the premise, the... you know what, set aside a lot of things, it's just another rom com that doesn't go anywhere. Why?
My exact thoughts brov, Why was this so popular???
 

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Can someone tell me in detail how to get the womb of a hellhound (or rather, how to grow a dick from this dog)
 

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Quite easily actually, just lean forward a bit and use hocks to push yourself up, before your hind hooves can find purchase.
That's quite interesting and opens more ways to fuck that dragon-taur tea girl

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You monsters! You got me curious about Rent a Girlfriend and now I'm just baffled. Setting aside the weird cuck stuff, the premise, the... you know what, set aside a lot of things, it's just another rom com that doesn't go anywhere. Why?
I thought Fuck Rent-a-Girlfriend was a clear enough tip not to engage.

My exact thoughts brov, Why was this so popular???
Some are cucks, others are in the process of dropping it when they realize the protagonist will never improve. It's Holyland's downer ending without the actual fun bits.

Kinda like how folks had hopes for CoC2 but worse.
 

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Some are cucks, others are in the process of dropping it when they realize the protagonist will never improve.
Prolly recency bias and the tried Romcom way of drawing the initial bit of a relationship.

It's Holyland's downer ending without the actual fun bits.
Don't u dare compare that masterpiece to this cuckshit, and the ending wasn't a downer
 

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Horses can, in fact, sit.
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I know it shouldn't be too surprising and it's just sitting but.... it just don't feel right. Like this picture is somehow an affront to nature. I mean obviously they do it since I'm looking at it. But idk it's just like.... horses ain't supposed to do that. But they apparently do.
 

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I know it shouldn't be too surprising and it's just sitting but.... it just don't feel right. Like this picture is somehow an affront to nature. I mean obviously they do it since I'm looking at it. But idk it's just like.... horses ain't supposed to do that. But they apparently do.
It's like watching elephant tits for the first time, they were there all along and yet, why?
 

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Don't u dare compare that masterpiece to this cuckshit, and the ending wasn't a downer
Eh? I haven't read it since my uni days but I'm pretty sure it ended in a downer. Like the guy survived and all but that was about it. Makes sense with context, of course, Holyland is probably one of the best things I've ever read.

I know it shouldn't be too surprising and it's just sitting but.... it just don't feel right. Like this picture is somehow an affront to nature. I mean obviously they do it since I'm looking at it. But idk it's just like.... horses ain't supposed to do that. But they apparently do.
Eh, seen a couple of horses as a kid, that's pretty normal. You just find uncanny because we rarely see that on the open.

They'd also make some fucking horrific noises at night but nothing compares to pigs. Jesus Christ, pretty sure that's the soundtrack to hell right there.
 

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It's like watching elephant tits for the first time, they were there all along and yet, why?
....I'm sorry a what now?
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Like I get it. It makes sense for something to be there to feed the babies... but it just don't seem right.

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If you don't want to reach for the brain bleach, do not look up the weird reproductive habits of insects. They're bad enough that it made priests question the idea of a benevolent God.
I mean, while horrifying, they're really interesting too. Really makes you wonder how the hell they even evolved those things. There's a genus of mite (Adactylidium) where the females are born pregnant with five to eight female offspring, and one male. Their eggs hatch inside the mother, and the male quickly inseminates his sisters, who then proceed to eat their way out of their mother. The male then just sorta hangs around and dies, and the cycle repeats. This whole process takes around 4 days.
 
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I mean, while horrifying, they're really interesting too. Really makes you wonder how the hell they even evolved those things. There's a genus of mite (Adactylidium) where the females are born pregnant with five to eight female offspring, and one male. Their eggs hatch inside the mother, and the male quickly inseminates his sisters, who then proceed to eat their way out of their mother. The male then just sorta hangs around and dies, and the cycle repeats. This whole process takes around 4 days.
Or parasitioid wasps, that reproduce almost like Alien from the Alien movie series.
They sting and paralyze the host insect, lay their eggs inside of it, and then wasp larva eat their way out of the victim insect.
(CoC wasps that lay their eggs inside peoples asses don't look so hot now, do they? :Kappa:)

There's hundreds of thousands of species of those wasps, and people even employ them on purpose to eradicate whatever insect populations they want gone.
Ain't nature beautiful?
 
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Or parasitioid wasps, that reproduce almost like Alien from the Alien movie series.
They sting and paralyze the host insect, lay their eggs inside of it, and then wasp larva eat their way out of the victim insect.
(CoC wasps that lay their eggs inside peoples asses don't look so hot now, do they? :Kappa:)

There's hundreds of thousands of species of those wasps, and people even employ them on purpose to eradicate whatever insect populations they want gone.
Ain't nature beautiful?
Tbf, the CoC "wasps" are just bees, what with having a queen and making honey lol
 

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I mean, while horrifying, they're really interesting too. Really makes you wonder how the hell they even evolved those things. There's a genus of mite (Adactylidium) where the females are born pregnant with five to eight female offspring, and one male. Their eggs hatch inside the mother, and the male quickly inseminates his sisters, who then proceed to eat their way out of their mother. The male then just sorta hangs around and dies, and the cycle repeats. This whole process takes around 4 days.
What the hell? Hows that supposed to work regarding genetic variety?
 
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