It's a hidden parser! It's not my fault you don't have [silly] mode turned on! My fake excerpt must be validated and universally loved! I demand f9.5/10!
I wanted to, but I got stuck on whether to call it the 'Golden Space Pearl of Fortitude' or the 'Golden Pearl of Space Fortitude'. I was going to name it the '
Insertable
Lubed-
Up
Vibrating
Sphincteral
Handheld
Ecstasy-
Enhancement
Plug', but it was too long for the Inventory slot and I couldn't think of any possible way to shorten it. Writing space sex is hard...