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Quite easily actually, just lean forward a bit and use hocks to push yourself up, before your hind hooves can find purchase.
That's quite interesting and opens more ways to fuck that dragon-taur tea girl

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You monsters! You got me curious about Rent a Girlfriend and now I'm just baffled. Setting aside the weird cuck stuff, the premise, the... you know what, set aside a lot of things, it's just another rom com that doesn't go anywhere. Why?
I thought Fuck Rent-a-Girlfriend was a clear enough tip not to engage.

My exact thoughts brov, Why was this so popular???
Some are cucks, others are in the process of dropping it when they realize the protagonist will never improve. It's Holyland's downer ending without the actual fun bits.

Kinda like how folks had hopes for CoC2 but worse.
 

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Horses can, in fact, sit.
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I know it shouldn't be too surprising and it's just sitting but.... it just don't feel right. Like this picture is somehow an affront to nature. I mean obviously they do it since I'm looking at it. But idk it's just like.... horses ain't supposed to do that. But they apparently do.
 

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I know it shouldn't be too surprising and it's just sitting but.... it just don't feel right. Like this picture is somehow an affront to nature. I mean obviously they do it since I'm looking at it. But idk it's just like.... horses ain't supposed to do that. But they apparently do.
It's like watching elephant tits for the first time, they were there all along and yet, why?
 

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Don't u dare compare that masterpiece to this cuckshit, and the ending wasn't a downer
Eh? I haven't read it since my uni days but I'm pretty sure it ended in a downer. Like the guy survived and all but that was about it. Makes sense with context, of course, Holyland is probably one of the best things I've ever read.

I know it shouldn't be too surprising and it's just sitting but.... it just don't feel right. Like this picture is somehow an affront to nature. I mean obviously they do it since I'm looking at it. But idk it's just like.... horses ain't supposed to do that. But they apparently do.
Eh, seen a couple of horses as a kid, that's pretty normal. You just find uncanny because we rarely see that on the open.

They'd also make some fucking horrific noises at night but nothing compares to pigs. Jesus Christ, pretty sure that's the soundtrack to hell right there.
 

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It's like watching elephant tits for the first time, they were there all along and yet, why?
....I'm sorry a what now?
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Like I get it. It makes sense for something to be there to feed the babies... but it just don't seem right.

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If you don't want to reach for the brain bleach, do not look up the weird reproductive habits of insects. They're bad enough that it made priests question the idea of a benevolent God.
I mean, while horrifying, they're really interesting too. Really makes you wonder how the hell they even evolved those things. There's a genus of mite (Adactylidium) where the females are born pregnant with five to eight female offspring, and one male. Their eggs hatch inside the mother, and the male quickly inseminates his sisters, who then proceed to eat their way out of their mother. The male then just sorta hangs around and dies, and the cycle repeats. This whole process takes around 4 days.
 
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I mean, while horrifying, they're really interesting too. Really makes you wonder how the hell they even evolved those things. There's a genus of mite (Adactylidium) where the females are born pregnant with five to eight female offspring, and one male. Their eggs hatch inside the mother, and the male quickly inseminates his sisters, who then proceed to eat their way out of their mother. The male then just sorta hangs around and dies, and the cycle repeats. This whole process takes around 4 days.
Or parasitioid wasps, that reproduce almost like Alien from the Alien movie series.
They sting and paralyze the host insect, lay their eggs inside of it, and then wasp larva eat their way out of the victim insect.
(CoC wasps that lay their eggs inside peoples asses don't look so hot now, do they? :Kappa:)

There's hundreds of thousands of species of those wasps, and people even employ them on purpose to eradicate whatever insect populations they want gone.
Ain't nature beautiful?
 
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Or parasitioid wasps, that reproduce almost like Alien from the Alien movie series.
They sting and paralyze the host insect, lay their eggs inside of it, and then wasp larva eat their way out of the victim insect.
(CoC wasps that lay their eggs inside peoples asses don't look so hot now, do they? :Kappa:)

There's hundreds of thousands of species of those wasps, and people even employ them on purpose to eradicate whatever insect populations they want gone.
Ain't nature beautiful?
Tbf, the CoC "wasps" are just bees, what with having a queen and making honey lol
 

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I mean, while horrifying, they're really interesting too. Really makes you wonder how the hell they even evolved those things. There's a genus of mite (Adactylidium) where the females are born pregnant with five to eight female offspring, and one male. Their eggs hatch inside the mother, and the male quickly inseminates his sisters, who then proceed to eat their way out of their mother. The male then just sorta hangs around and dies, and the cycle repeats. This whole process takes around 4 days.
What the hell? Hows that supposed to work regarding genetic variety?
 
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Tbf, the CoC "wasps" are just bees, what with having a queen and making honey lol
There's a bee in the wayfort and their main difference is that she got way bigger tits than your regular wasp, also, they "invade" each othar which in CoC2 language means sexy lesbian parties (with grotesque egg-nancy in the middle)

I mean, while horrifying, they're really interesting too. Really makes you wonder how the hell they even evolved those things. There's a genus of mite (Adactylidium) where the females are born pregnant with five to eight female offspring, and one male. Their eggs hatch inside the mother, and the male quickly inseminates his sisters, who then proceed to eat their way out of their mother. The male then just sorta hangs around and dies, and the cycle repeats. This whole process takes around 4 days.
That's a regular The Loud House fanfic in AO3
 
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What the hell? Hows that supposed to work regarding genetic variety?
Species with extensive inbreeding or self fertilisation have high homozygosity (both pairs of chromosomes have the same genes, which means no damaging recessive genes). They basically "breed out" the ill effects of inbreeding, since any recessive genes that express themselves are quickly eliminated by evolutionary pressure.
 

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If I'm understanding this correctly, they're so inbred that they wrap around into having stable genes, since each parent has such similar genes that there are no terrible genes to pass down. Science was never my strong suit so I could be completely wrong about this.
 

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Incredible. But still, if every member of that specis is almost a clone, wouldnt that make them super vulnerable to disease? Like the stuff that wiped out a banana cultivar that was super poular.
 

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Eh? I haven't read it since my uni days but I'm pretty sure it ended in a downer. Like the guy survived and all but that was about it. Makes sense with context, of course, Holyland is probably one of the best things I've ever read.
Its been a couple yrs for me too but I remember the ending vividly. Its a "life goes on" ending. He completes the cycle from the guy who brought him up from his low point to helping someone else at their low point, his mentor/bigbro graduates from the street lvl to professional, his friend is in jail/rehab as he should be. Not everything needs to end in sugar, sometimes a coffee ending is nice too. Something to sober u up.
 
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