"So, me and the fiance finally got a great new place. The rents are cheap. Close to schools. Everythings-"
Ahh. That's great, Eddie. Where's it at?
"It's this place called Corruption Town. A charming little vil-"
-Oh, Eddie. Nah. No, Eddie. I don't think you wanna-
"It's a charming little Cape on Slut-Street. Right on the corner of 3-holes boulevard. You gotta see the park across the street!"
Eddie, it's just that - you know what? Fuck it. Call me when you guys are settled in. I'd love to.. meet the wife again.
"Great! The bus stop's right next to our place. They call it the "Bang Bus" here for some reason. Isn't that something? Ha!"