I for one definitely prefer the "game that happens to be porn" approach over the "porn that has a game tacked on" approach
Where can I find the Crystal Dragon? It is the last enemy I need to meet for a full cg (so far)
The water caves, the level where you can find the hover boots. Look for a multi-piece blue thing that spits bullets at you. In case you also want to know how to trigger the animation outside of the gallery... if you're close enough while masturbating, it'll suck you in
so I just beat the game, absolute cinema. I love pretty much everything in the game, however it is mad grindy, and also when your trying to parkor and get fucking knocked off is mad annoying, but besides that, love it, I hope maybe there will be more expandtion in later updates. also is there perchance anyone making a mod or addon to the game??
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This is yet another dev struggling with the dissonance of no longer wanting to work on his game yet not wanting to turn down money for it.
How many more "my pills are kind of working sorta, anyways new poll about what color her belt buckle should be this month!!!" posts do you need to see to realize he's done with this shit?
People have made -entire, finished games- in the gaps of his hiatuses.
How many more "my pills are kind of working sorta, anyways new poll about what color her belt buckle should be this month!!!" posts do you need to see to realize he's done with this shit?
People have made -entire, finished games- in the gaps of his hiatuses.
I'd like a green belt buckle this month, if you please. a foresty green and brown outfit would be pretty awesome. plz&ty
this is a free to me game that I pirated from this site. I'm very happy to have it, and thrilled that it keeps getting worked on by any amount whatsoever. if you don't like it. don't donate.
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If people stop donating than it will stop being developed. You will stop enjoying it and move onto the next project. I've actually been a patron in the past, I may still be I'm not sure. I've been playing this game for so many years now. You, sucking up whatever you can get your hands on and being happy just to have that, does not invalidate genuine criticism. It's good you can enjoy the game, that's what it's made for. But many people strive for further development of content and an eventual completion of said game. Your comment is completely pointless as your point of view is nearly meaningless. Of course everyone is happy to have this game. We played it and jerked it. I'm fuckin happy to have it, too! Now imagine if the dev actually pushed the game along and created more content! That's more happy for you to be!!! And we do that by putting pressure on people to perform. Imagine if everyone in the Olympics was just happy to be there. Who would be breaking records, who would watch a bunch of athletes with no incentive to push themselves? Don't ask questions and consume next content. What are next? What game in the Latest Games & Updates page are next? Don't ask the developer for updates that's mean. What are next?
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it is my opinion that Anon would be more likely to work on the game if we offered more encouragement to work, and less discouragement to stop NOT working. you get more flies with honey than vinegar.
said another way: people bitching makes them want to go do other shit. people's praise get them coming back to work on something getting them that praise.
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You're inventing excuses and pulling a solution out of your ass. Anon doesn't go here, people don't complain on his patreon, and he continues to provide nothing.
Not quite true, they have posted their progress updates here in the past. They haven't done any recently sure (it's been 7 1/2 months since their last post here), but they certainly know this forum exists and have posted here before.
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Piss off with that stuff mate.
- We don't care
- It's not being worked on regardless
- I've known games like this with very little support that got more work in
- I've known games like this with fucking tens of thousands of $$$ in profit that made 0 progress for months
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I see people are still not used to the patented Anon42 work ethic(TM)
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real and true
all i'll say without being too rude is that patience is a virtue
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Yea that's exactly what I love telling my clients while getting paid by the hour
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dick-riding mid when there's actually good games out there
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you're certainly free to show me said good games. if they're at least on par with CPE in terms of just mechanical gameplay, i'd gladly try them
but let's be real, those are far and few between.Mm. This is on par with some classic metroid-likes out there, and it has porn. Came for the latter, stayed for the former.you're certainly free to show me said good games. if they're at least on par with CPE in terms of just mechanical gameplay, i'd gladly try them