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Unity Crowjob in Space [v18.3.2024 Hotfix] [Das]

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BobCarter

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8InchesAndCounting said:
This game updates like old people fuck. It's been in development for like a decade lmao what a joke
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It's also been canceled, rebooted, scrapped, and reworked a shit ton.
Reminds me of Bad Dog's hotel, and I mean that dev wise, cus gameplay wise it's actually also the same.
Actually wait, it is the same thing, hell it might even be the same guy.
 
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Kattlarv

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Wiszu said:
Don't like it, don't play. Nobody force you. Make own game if you can
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In this case, for this specific version of the game: I can agree.

Porn games are infamous for lying through their teeth. Doing false advertisement or the "What's in this game? - Play to find out! - It sucked. - *GASP* Then DON'T play it!" charade.

This is THE first Crowjob iteration that has been upfront of what you'll get. But yeah like... it has blatantly lied and done a rug pull twice in the past. Granted, I am more commenting on the game as a whole. Rather than slow development, which was the complaint. But yeah: It's not like it has a good track record. A very small minority of porn games has that xP
 
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8InchesAndCounting

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Wiszu said:
Don't like it, don't play. Nobody force you. Make own game if you can
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Don't like my comment, don't reply. Nobody forced you to read it. Make your own if you can.

See how stupid that sounds? This is a pirate site with a review system, not a day-care for porn game developers to receive nothing but praise. People thinking about donating/buying the game (which they should be thinking about) should see the shitty side of some of these devs, lack of progress, and general incompetence.
 
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Kattlarv

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Yeah, ironically: This site has like pirated games: Become WAY more reliable than the "official releases".
To just take an easy example: "Panthea: Leave Together". If you'd go to "their site". You're told it's a game with TONS of hot lesbian sex. Dozens of date-able girls. AND guys. Femdom. And: You can CHOOSE how you want to play. Suck dick for favors? OR: Climb the corporate ladder by showing off your skills!

While in reality: It doesn't have a SINGLE finished lesbian scene. The female models aren't even completed as the artist they got is too lazy to learn how to draw pussy. They scrapped and deleted the ONE femdom scene that was half-finished. And the game was 100 % railroaded, as you constantly hit "suck dick" or "game over" roadblocks. And then: They "finish" the first fucking game without completing any of it. Then going "We MIGHT add the shit promised in the first, in the sequel!"

I could name dozens of AAA games in recent years that have pulled similar stunts.
But likewise there: This site is invaluable due to the reviews. It's how we find out what game is full of shit. And which is actually worthwhile. There are still a lot of fake reviews that are either 1/5 because "It doesn't have my fetish" or 5/5 because "It DOES have my fetish." but generally; You can at least find one honest review that breaks the game down, and lets you know what its about. Just to make a bad, simple example: Say you find "Bob's Anal Escapades" and it has glowing promises of being THE BEST anal game out there. Then: Turns out 30 minutes in, you unlock the shrink ray that allows you to crawl up sphincters to perform colonoscopies. You may want those 30 minutes back. But, thanks to this site. In that example: You'd be able to just find a review going "You literally just crawl around asses like in that south park episode... there is NO anal sex going on in this game." and thus: Know that it's not a game for you... or know it IS a game for you.

(Part of why I at least respect this latest Crowjob variant. Even if it rarely updates. It doesn't lie out the ass about the content. Or like: Pretend it has a female PC when it doesn't.)

Heck, that recent Doxy disaster had like, 3/5 of it's "selling points" be a god damn lie.
"No grinding!" - You literally can't progress unless you grind. Etc.
 
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BobCarter

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On top of that, where else are you going to have easy access to fan mods, patches, cheats, etc.
Or have someone help you out when you run into a problem with the game.
 
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Kattlarv

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And, to throw some shade: To get banned here: You have to be an actual, consistent asshole.
Here, you won't get banned unlike on the "official" pages by:
- Finding "too many bugs".
- Pointing out they still haven't fixed that thing they promised would be done 2 years ago and hoped people forgot about.
- Exposing they are lying about X.
Or several dozen similar activities. "Being right" isn't a capital offense here xP
 
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Shakkabrah

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4 sexable background NPC's coming in the next update
due to the xeno quest still being incomplete i cant put in any new areas to explore just yet "

alright yall place your bets on whos the 4 :unsure:
 
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