- Dec 11, 2017
- 61
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Jesus Christ on a pogo stick this is vile. People have been making platform games since, what? 1981? And along comes this clown and straight up pulls this barely playable crap out of his ass, defying all established conventions for what makes a platformer good, no, baseline decent. It's like the guy played mario once, got wrecked by a goomba and said "nah, I can do this in my sleep with one hand tied and the other shoved up my ass while coding with my nose". The porn is the only good part, however I'm truly sorry for the heroes that play it to the end to unlock the gallery, you deserve compensation far beyond what this game offers.