for a girl as pretty as Sarah, STD is a fair trade off ngl
		
		
	 
Well since I'm not Sarah's father, brother, uncle, nephew, or son if she were real I'd have no chance whatsoever of 
getting with her for obvious reasons. 

 However, because I'm a germophobe and stickler for personal hygiene, if a girl like Sarah gave me the green light, I'd probably have to boil her first—to sterilize her, you know, to remove any risk of infection and 
guarantee my personal health and safety. 

 You really can't be too careful these days. 

 Especially with 
incestuoulsly inclined nymphomaniacal blonde slutbombs. 