This excellent picture reminds me of a joke...Alice is in her bathrobe when the door bell rings. Hubby is in the shower and shouts, "Can you get that?" Alice says" Okay' and goes to the door and opens it. On the doorstep is their neighbour, Bob.
He says, "Wow Alice, have you got anything on under that robe?" Alice says, "Never you mind". Bob says, "Go on, give us a quick peep". "No", says Alice. Bob pulls a wad of cash from his pocket and says, "Here's fifty quid. Its yours if you drop your robe for me". Alice pauses and then shrugs her robe off and cups her tits. Bob sighs appreciatively. "Gorgeous, just gorgeous", he says and gives her the money and goes away. Alice puts her robe on and shuts the door. Hubby calls down from the bathroom, "Who was it?" Alice calls back, "It was Bob from next door". Hubby appears at the top of the stairs and sees the cash in Alice's hand and says, "Oh good, he brought back the fifty quid I lent him".
Well, I thought it was funny!