BiggieHead if you are American, I would say your reference was to the Trumpa-Lumpa during the debate with Crooked Hillary. Neither of whom I would want to see in a porn story.
Oh no... I wouldn't want to see that either.
The reference is from a TV show that I am hooked on called Lucifer.
Anyways, continuing from last post.
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Andy: Lets start off simple. *Undresses both her and himself faster than lighting*
Lisa: That was quiccKKKKK!! OMG! What...position...issss...AHHH....thiss?
Andy: Oh you're so tight! This one is called Missionary.
Andy: Lets move on to doggy style.
Lisa: Why is it called that?
Andy: Because you're my bit..I mean you because you're on all fours
Lisa: Oh..That...go faster...makes sense!
Andy: Next up is cowgirl. If you were facing away from me, it would be called reverse cowgirl. *
WOW! I can't believe I'm fucking her.
Best. Day. Ever!*
Lisa: Wow! I like this position the best. AHHH!! I'm cumming!!!!!
****47 other sex positions later****
Lisa: You were totally right! I remember all the positions! I'm totally gonna ace that test!
Andy: You're very welcome. Feel free to come by if you need a refresher on anything.
Lisa: I'll hold you to that!
~FIN~
Don't know what happened to that dude's butt texture. Probably happened when I slapped a dick on him.